Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1268123 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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ficfangirl · « **Reply #1221 on:** July 10, 2013, 07:01 PM »

I finished Edward's Spitfire by silverblossoms Jordan last night. I've read a couple of stories by this author. The first one, I think it was Edward's Promise, wasn't too bad. Silly, with over the top characterizations, but not too bad. I've now read Cullen's Crew and Edward's Spitfire. Reading them makes me think of rubbernecking a car accident or watching a bad movie that you can't tear yourself away from (like, The Terminator) - all I can think of while I'm doing it is "Why am I doing this? This is awful!"

So, if you're in the mood for a trainwreck - go ahead, start a silverblossoms story!

Oh, the ending of Edward's Spitfire - not really an ending, more like a short chapter, with foreshadowing of future events. Obviously, the "published" version will be more than one part.

ficfangirl · « **Reply #1222 on:** July 10, 2013, 07:40 PM »

Is anyone else NOT getting notifications when there are new posts here?

Edit: Never mind, for some reason gmail suddenly decided to send all my PTS notifications to my spam folder. Why? I don't know.

kawaiiangel · « **Reply #1223 on:** July 10, 2013, 07:43 PM »

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I think our night would go like this...

there will, of course, be liquor

which will lead to this...

maybe even...

and...

I just hope one of us doesn't end up like this chick...

But no matter how drunk we are, we wouldn't let Loopy do this...

the next morning

It would be an awesome night when we get together (I used when because I feel we will eventually meet, if we haven't pass each other at some point in time

)

kawaiiangel · « **Reply #1224 on:** July 10, 2013, 07:43 PM »

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Is anyone else NOT getting notifications when there are new posts here?

Haven't checked my email.

Edit: if they weren't working they are now, just received one for this post

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1225 on:** July 10, 2013, 09:06 PM »

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Is anyone else NOT getting notifications when there are new posts here?

Edit: Never mind, for some reason gmail suddenly decided to send all my PTS notifications to my spam folder. Why? I don't know.

I sometimes don't get them. But usually a visit here gets them started again.

Booked · « **Reply #1226 on:** July 10, 2013, 11:15 PM »

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Is anyone else NOT getting notifications when there are new posts here?

Edit: Never mind, for some reason gmail suddenly decided to send all my PTS notifications to my spam folder. Why? I don't know.

I've noticed that if the thread is not open in my safari tab, i don't get a notification from yahoo on my ipad. have not had the time to check in my PC if they are sent to my spam/junk mail folder as i rarely use it. Knowing how there is not a day that will pass that a new post will be done in this thread and the more than 152 thread, i visit the sites again and try to remember to keep the tab open so i get my notifications. This is the reason why my ipad always has a password so no one gets to see what I have bookmarked/am viewing

Which reminds me, why is the other thread called "more than 152 twilight fanfics"? Or the original "152 twilight fanfics"? Is it bec simply-me, who created the original thread, actually posted 152 twifics? Just curious.

Thanks

Booked · « **Reply #1227 on:** July 10, 2013, 11:30 PM »

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I know we all don't know each other by face and will probably never meet in person, but I feel the time spent on PTS with you all has formed a different type of friendship. I only wish I had more time to chat with everyone here like I did before, but it is SO nice to come back to the same old good times when I can.

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I cannot even imagine the noise level in the room if we ever did manage to meet up!

The accents would be amazing as well as guessing who was who! Oh well, I can dream.

Some people have cyber bullies - I have cyber friends.

Totally agree with you guys! Would love to be able to meet you all some day! someone mentioned before about going on a site with video conferencing or something but, techtard I am, don't know how to do that. Am sure if someone set that up and we all agree on a common date and time to meet up there, i am game to do it.

Just yesterday, i had to share some tidbits/links of some hot guys to my friends. They were all amazed how i was able to find them. My reply: "Oh, i have friends who share these stuff with me so I don't actually troll the web for these. Like manna from heaven, they are delivered to me"

. I now have the reputation of being the go to guy for hot pron/video/pics of gorgeous guys.

Thanks, girls! It is always a blast to be here with you all.

Avrildulac · « **Reply #1228 on:** July 10, 2013, 11:56 PM »

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Avrildulac, I saw you are reading the same wip I am. Your review was close to mine. Conventioneers by
Catastrophia. Mase is gonna kill me !!! I wish I had an update daily. Forget. Sleep. I can do without.

I'm really liking this story. I want my own Mase. I know she says no update schedule but I really need this story to update more frequently!

I'm unsure why she made the comment about the story not going the way everyone will like. I'm liking it!

Avrildulac · « **Reply #1229 on:** July 11, 2013, 12:16 AM »

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Totally agree with you guys! Would love to be able to meet you all some day! someone mentioned before about going on a site with video conferencing or something but, techtard I am, don't know how to do that. Am sure if someone set that up and we all agree on a common date and time to meet up there, i am game to do it.

Just yesterday, i had to share some tidbits/links of some hot guys to my friends. They were all amazed how i was able to find them. My reply: "Oh, i have friends who share these stuff with me so I don't actually troll the web for these. Like manna from heaven, they are delivered to me" . I now have the reputation of being the go to guy for hot pron/video/pics of gorgeous guys.

Thanks, girls! It is always a blast to be here with you all.

I tell everyone about my "book club friends" all the time.
I know so many wonderful things because of you lovely women!

What I learned from my twific obsessed bffs:

What flagfic is, and how to use it (yes, I was actually copying and pasting before I came on here last year)
How to use tinypic
That I can freeze lemons and limes,thaw them out in the micro and use them at a later date
From a fic rec: what a diva cup is (and i'm wearing it now!)
What hotlinking is and why I don't want to do it
How to insert sexy smileys into my emails
What whoop whoop means and that Aussies like beet root and pineapple on their burgers (can someone send me one?)
That we like VODKA
That even though we're "only" cyber friends we're here for each other
That if you post a video and I email the video to my husband and tell him "i want this" he will push me against the wall and take advantage of me.
How to use TUMBLR
That I like watching p0rn
That most of us think MOTU sucked and that there are SO many hotter fics out there
That I REALLY like guys with tattoos

Thank you for expanding my world and teaching me all these wonderful things!

A few more:
What TWCS is
That I needed to join RAoR
All about David Gandy

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1230 on:** July 11, 2013, 02:00 AM »

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Lol, well there are only really 6 left after Astro has had her pick as 2 are under age!!

Underage now. In a few years, the others will be worn out and I'll be ready for a younger model!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1231 on:** July 11, 2013, 03:27 AM »

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I'm in!

Say when and where so I can start saving for the tickets!

I'd say we meet up at Astro's house. She has the vodka and a sexy lawn mowing neighbor

You're all welcome any time - vodka is always in the freezer.

Unfortunately, SNB moved out! The house has been sitting empty for a few weeks now.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1232 on:** July 11, 2013, 03:35 AM »

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Am reading this now and it SO good! My knowledge of rugby is as limited as Bella's so when she mentioned
Dieux du Stade I went ahead and googled it.

Dieux du Stade- (English: Gods of the Stadium)is the title of two books and several calendars and DVDs first published in 2001, featuring nude and semi-nude photographs of members of Stade Français, a Paris-based domestic French rugby team. In more recent years, players from other rugby union clubs and athletes from other sports have also been included.

You'll want to see this video of these Gods:
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Yes! astro's house! And we need to go see a Rugby match or game or whatever it's called. I need to expand my Rugby horizons!

I no longer have a SNB, but I can offer Rugby - union and league! - as well as genuine cowboys.

And from now until mid-August, Rockhampton is inundated with Aussie soldiers and US marines! It's like a dream come true!

Usually, they set up a camp right next door to my school, but for some reason, they aren't there this year.

There is some rumour that the horny principal scared them away! I swear I was only joking about the "shirts off" rule!

Oh well, their absence will allow me to concentrate on my job - I don't usually get much done at this time of year and I really don't need the distraction of hundreds of soldiers jogging past my office window . . . or doing pull-ups on the playground equipment . . . or playing football on the oval . . . or just . . . breathing!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1233 on:** July 11, 2013, 03:41 AM »

I am so glad that you're all enjoying 107yearoldvirgin's fics as much as I did.

Now you can understand why I was fangirling so much when she visited us here. I was hoping that she would hang around, but I guess it wasn't to be.

Don't forget to give 8 Days a Week a go - not only does it have a great title (I lurve The Beatles!), it has a really funny manny-ward. Yep, you read that correctly - Edward is a male nanny!

I think he's "reviews" of kid's television shows are one of my all time favourite fanfic scenes!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1234 on:** July 11, 2013, 03:57 AM »

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I tell everyone about my "book club friends" all the time.
I know so many wonderful things because of you lovely women!

What I learned from my twific obsessed bffs:

What flagfic is, and how to use it (yes, I was actually copying and pasting before I came on here last year)
How to use tinypic
That I can freeze lemons and limes,thaw them out in the micro and use them at a later date
From a fic rec: what a diva cup is (and i'm wearing it now!)
What hotlinking is and why I don't want to do it
How to insert sexy smileys into my emails
What whoop whoop means and that Aussies like beet root and pineapple on their burgers (can someone send me one?)
That we like VODKA
That even though we're "only" cyber friends we're here for each other
That if you post a video and I email the video to my husband and tell him "i want this" he will push me against the wall and take advantage of me.
How to use TUMBLR
That I like watching p0rn
That most of us think MOTU sucked and that there are SO many hotter fics out there
That I REALLY like guys with tattoos

Thank you for expanding my world and teaching me all these wonderful things!

A few more:
What TWCS is
That I needed to join RAoR
All about David Gandy

LOL! We are all obviously kindred spirits!

I forget to give my Diva Cup Month 2 review.

Let me tell you, I love this thing! Anything that can make me forget that I have my period when I actually have my period is a godsend! I wish I knew about this 30 years ago!

I can't stop singing its praises.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1235 on:** July 11, 2013, 05:00 AM »

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LOL! We are all obviously kindred spirits!

I forget to give my Diva Cup Month 2 review.

Let me tell you, I love this thing! Anything that can make me forget that I have my period when I actually have my period is a godsend! I wish I knew about this 30 years ago!

I can't stop singing its praises.

I think I'm going to buy it as well, I don't think amazon deliver it here. But I have a friend on the US now so she can bring it for me.

Do you have more than one? Like while one is being cleaned/sanitized you wear the other one?

It was funny, cause yesterday on ONTD they were talking about the diva cup. The consensus was that it was great as well.

It was a post about Brandi something, she had her tampom string showing. Classy drunk

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Booked · « **Reply #1236 on:** July 11, 2013, 05:17 AM »

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I think I'm going to buy it as well, I don't think amazon deliver it here. But I have a friend on the US now so she can bring it for me.

Do you have more than one? Like while one is being cleaned/sanitized you wear the other one?

It was funny, cause yesterday on ONTD they were talking about the diva cup. The consensus was that it was great as well.

It was a post about Brandi something, she had her tampom string showing. Classy drunk

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Ewww! Getting that drunk, in public, is beyond my comprehension. At her age, believe she should know better. And to wear that curtain of a dress?

. AND maybe the string was really meant for her to pull on it so the curtains will close?

Have never used a tampon. For those of you who do, does it ever leak? Can't help but think the picture would be a million times worse is there was a red trail going down her leg too. Bleeccchhhhhh. $:-\$

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1237 on:** July 11, 2013, 05:22 AM »

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Ewww! Getting that drunk, in public, is beyond my comprehension. At her age, believe she should know better. And to wear that curtain of a dress? . AND maybe the string was really meant for her to pull on it so the curtains will close?

Have never used a tampon. For those of you who do, does it ever leak? Can't help but think the picture would be a million times worse is there was a red trail going down her leg too. Bleeccchhhhhh. $:-\$

I always wear a tampon with a pad as well. I'm terrified it will leak.
But normally I don't like tampons, it give me cramps.

I found that there is a pre and after pregnancy diva cup.

Girls, I think that is why you shouldn't have sex before the six weeks after having a baby.
To ensure that it shrinks back. Lol

Kegel away...

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1238 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:02 AM »

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I think I'm going to buy it as well, I don't think amazon deliver it here. But I have a friend on the US now so she can bring it for me.

Do you have more than one? Like while one is being cleaned/sanitized you wear the other one?

No - just one. You just wash it with water and stick it back in. You can use the Diva Wash or other non-soapy soap for girly bits so they don't get irritated.

At the end of your period (or just before you use it again at the start), you boil it for 5-10 minutes.

Also, keep it in the cloth bag that comes with, not in anything plastic.

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1239 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:21 AM »

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Ewww! Getting that drunk, in public, is beyond my comprehension. At her age, believe she should know better. And to wear that curtain of a dress? . AND maybe the string was really meant for her to pull on it so the curtains will close?

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Have never used a tampon. For those of you who do, does it ever leak? Can't help but think the picture would be a million times worse is there was a red trail going down her leg too. Bleeccchhhhhh. $:-\$

I was always nervous using tampons - would live in fear of leaking! And leaked often - sometimes as soon as I put one in, I'd be heading back to replace it. Apart from when swimming, I always used a pad as well. Most often, I'd just use a pad because, for me, they were far more reliable than a tampon and less painful - even if it did feel like you had a surfboard in your knickers!

For me though, the worst part was the cramping. There was always constant (mild) pain when I used a tampon.

With the diva cup, I have no cramps at all! I really do forget I even have my period when I'm using it.

lamelurker · « **Reply #1240 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:29 AM »

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I am so glad that you're all enjoying 107yearoldvirgin's fics as much as I did.

Now you can understand why I was fangirling so much when she visited us here. I was hoping that she would hang around, but I guess it wasn't to be.

Don't forget to give 8 Days a Week a go - not only does it have a great title (I lurve The Beatles!), it has a really funny manny-ward. Yep, you read that correctly - Edward is a male nanny!

I think he's "reviews" of kid's television shows are one of my all time favourite fanfic scenes!

I seriously understand now why there was fangirling. I can't let her go. Still in my post Maybe, FAP, Puddle Jumping haze, I'm on Eight Days A Week now. Yum. I love all the names for the Volvo and his TV reviews. He's the best manny. I wish I had kids just so I could hire him! I plan on Bad News Bella after this...

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