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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline limomx2

Re: Life choices
« Reply #1341 on: July 12, 2013, 10:31 AM »
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I hope this isn't going into the spreadsheet!  :D

OMG that is too funny    :D  :D  :D
"Failure is not the opposite of success,  It is the necessary ingredient."
 
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I'm currently working my way through my calibre library, updating authors, downloading their stories I don't have already, replacing stories I've downloaded without metadata (before the FFdownloader update).

It's a slow, long way, I'm currently with the C's...  :o

But the great thing is, I see a lot of old favorites I didn't think about anymore.  :)

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I love her stories 19 Canvasses (Edward as an artist, suffering for his art  >:D...) and By the Numbers (Accountantward and Easybella, so funny!).



btw, how do I "hide" a link?

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Offline Avrildulac

LINK ocdmess Persist and Change NOT COMPLETE
« Reply #1343 on: July 12, 2013, 03:42 PM »
A WIP I'm following by OCDMess is being pulled to publish as an OF.

After months of contemplation I've decided to better roll with the plot bunny in my head, and do as the bunny want. Which means I'm pulling "Persist & Change" in order to write is as an original fiction piece. Sometimes some ideas just fit better that way, I suppose.

The story will be available for FREE when it's complete, so there's no need to burn my house down or feel that I've cheated on you or something. Lucky I realized this now, rather than when we're half-way through, right?

I will put up a link to where you can download the story on my profile-page as well as on Twitter.

If you have any questions, feel free to tweet me. Don't bother sending a PM here on , unless you don't mind waiting long for a response, since I rarely check my PM-inbox. Sorry about that.

This version of "Persist & Change" will be removed from FFn on Monday, July 15th.

This "announcement" and this decision doesn't affect "Just Call Me Bella". It will be completed as a twific soon enough. Just need to polish what I've written before I upload it.

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Offline lamelurker

Savage7289 - As She Desires
« Reply #1344 on: July 12, 2013, 05:21 PM »
Sexy gladiator o/s. yum.

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Author: Savage7289
When I left the arenas and came into her service, I did not realize what she would do with me…and to me. I was only supposed to be there to protect her, but she demanded more. She demanded my body.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Romance - Edward & Bella - Words: 18,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 271 - Published: 02-08-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7818405
 
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This guy gets more gorgeous everyday!



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So many topics to catch up on in such a short time! The cricket is killing me (The Ashes are broadcast "live" , which means it starts at 7:30 pm and runs to about 3am!) and I had an early hair appointment, so I have been napping this afternoon). Between all of that, I am reading as much as I can of High Fidelity - and trying to squeeze work in as well.

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ok i really know i am going to regret this but what does pineapple juice do?

Pineapple juice sweetens breast milk and other...bodily secretions. It's in You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login so it must be true!

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I was in Australia last year, at first I  thought a bottle shop is a place where you return your bottles and get back your deposit. :D :-[   

LOL - the "proper" name is a bottle shop, but we usually call it a bottle-o, a grog shop or a booze-o.

I remember seeing movies and shows where kids collected bottles and then got money. That doesn't happen here - we just throw all bottles and plastics into our recycling bins.

I could make a fortune on all my bottles!

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So, I just refound You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Cars1

I love her stories 19 Canvasses (Edward as an artist, suffering for his art  >:D...) and By the Numbers (Accountantward and Easybella, so funny!).

I have a few of her fics that she has co-written with mizzezpattinson on my stalk list, but they haven't updated in years! Does anyone know what happened to: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login?

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In between the 2 sets of brackets, type in the words that you want to be shown, like this ]type words here[.

If that confuses you, I have done a few samples above, so click on quote and take a look at where I mention "the bible", the smoothie recipe, and the links to Cars1's fics.

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Oh my Lordie - Look at those fingers - I totally approve of the length and the girth! D_D, I don't care what you say, those fingers do not look too skinny - they look like they would hit the spot very nicely, thank you very much!

I can't wait until 1 September! Not only will there be more pictures, but there will be a 1 minute 40 second movie!

Is it just me, or is he looking very much like a really good looking James Dean in some of these Dior shots?



I realise that's probably the goal, because they have used a James Dean quote:

 

I hope the Pretty is driving slowly and wearing a seat belt - we know what happened to Jimmy Dean!

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Offline kawaiiangel

Re: Life choices
« Reply #1348 on: July 13, 2013, 09:29 AM »
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Which leads to another interesting discussion:
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Wow glad I haven't miss this interesting and life changing question
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Pineapple juice sweetens breast milk and other...bodily secretions. It's in You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login so it must be true!

Well a friend of mine did that with her hubby and said it does change the taste, personally I haven't try it,,,, now I'll probably will
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Re: The Plan by Quantumfizzx
« Reply #1349 on: July 13, 2013, 10:13 AM »
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ok i really know i am going to regret this but what does pineapple juice do?

If you really want to learn about pineapple juice and its alleged effects, you should read The Plan by Quantumfizzx.  It's no longer available on ffn, but go to the Index and you'll be able to find a copy.  You should read it to learn about pineapple juice and cause it's hysterical.  Go - learn -  enjoy! 
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Offline Avrildulac

Planetblue just posted a futuretake for her completed Barefoot in Texas.

Her AN:
This glimpse into the future is for my girl, Carrie ZM. Words aren't strong enough to tell you how much you mean to me. I thank the stars every day that you came into my life.

And the summary of the story:

I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 3,410 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 07-13-13 - Published: 10-30-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8656218

If you haven't read this story, I would recommend it.
Edward has his life planned out for him and meets free spirited Bella who changes everything. And it's HEA.

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EDIT: just read the future take and it is REALLY good and does not diminish the ending of the story in any way.
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Ok so I need some advice. Which story from 107 should I read. I have been reading maybe but im not in the mood for it at the mo. Want something lighthearted, funny that bites you and pulls you in.
 :-*
 
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Ok so I need some advice. Which story from 107 should I read. I have been reading maybe but im not in the mood for it at the mo. Want something lighthearted, funny that bites you and pulls you in.
 :-*

Her funniest is FAP and I think Puddle Jumping is her best.  Maybe isn't one of my favs, it was one of her firsts and while the story line is really good it's not her best.
 
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Offline Chilibabe

Another old favorite I found updating my calibre library and enjoyed reading again:

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Very sweet, well written, low angst... ideal for a lazy sunday  :-*
 

Offline Whit3

I've been afraid to post in case I knock into 69 and Astro misses out!

I've had a great weekend so far - my children both got excellent reports at school, the weather is fantastic and my colicky baby nephew fell asleep in my arms today.

Also, I beat the crap out of my husband on million pound drop tonight - thanks to Astro.  The question asked which country was voting compulsory and thanks to our 'book club' chats, I knew! 
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: FF & Bookclub
« Reply #1355 on: July 13, 2013, 04:37 PM »
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I've been afraid to post in case I knock into 69 and Astro misses out!



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If you really want to learn about pineapple juice and its alleged effects, you should read The Plan by Quantumfizzx.  It's no longer available on ffn, but go to the Index and you'll be able to find a copy.  You should read it to learn about pineapple juice and cause it's hysterical.  Go - learn -  enjoy!

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Also, I beat the crap out of my husband on million pound drop tonight - thanks to Astro.  The question asked which country was voting compulsory and thanks to our 'book club' chats, I knew!

Ah - Fanfiction...entertaining AND informative!

I'm writing my school's Curriculum Plan today and it is nowhere near as interesting as what the Fanfiction one would offer!

 
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Ah - Fanfiction...entertaining AND informative!

I'm writing my school's Curriculum Plan today and it is nowhere near as interesting as what the Fanfiction one would offer!


I think I owe you. 

Anyone who educates children in their parents absence deserves a medal!

Thank-you.   :-*



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Offline kawaiiangel

Re: FF & Bookclub
« Reply #1357 on: July 13, 2013, 04:53 PM »
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Ah - Fanfiction...entertaining AND informative!

I'm writing my school's Curriculum Plan today and it is nowhere near as interesting as what the Fanfiction one would offer!

See who ever said that fanfiction doesn't teach us anything is way wrong  :laugh:
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Ok so I need some advice. Which story from 107 should I read. I have been reading maybe but im not in the mood for it at the mo. Want something lighthearted, funny that bites you and pulls you in.
 :-*

Well I loved FAP so much so that I re read it yesterday, and I' ll probably go read Puddle Jumping, ah so much to read so little time  ;)
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I've been afraid to post in case I knock into 69 and Astro misses out!

I've had a great weekend so far - my children both got excellent reports at school, the weather is fantastic and my colicky baby nephew fell asleep in my arms today.

Also, I beat the crap out of my husband on million pound drop tonight - thanks to Astro.  The question asked which country was voting compulsory and thanks to our 'book club' chats, I knew!

I was wondering why there were not that many posts last night. I figured many of us had activities this weekend and are spending time with their family after a busy work week.  :)

Well, after it was pointed out, i am now dreading to post on page 69. You know how we sometimes get antsy or conscious about something bec meaning was put into it so you try to avoid it, though there is really nothing to it?  Yeah, page 69 has now grown to mythical proportions in my head  :P  My head is sometimes messed up, as you have probably known by now.  ;D   I was hoping the board will be past that page when i woke up this morning but no such luck.

So, i did what any rational person would do, i counted the no. of posts in a page to see if am still within the limit before a new page is created. Have counted 5 pages and they were mostly 20 posts long, with the exception of those with large posts which will shorten the count to about 16-17. before i typed this, i would be the 15th. Think am safe and would leave it (request) Astro to make 20 "69" theme-related posts in honor of that number. Wouldn't that be a sight to see?  :D

Take it away astro!  >:D


Edit: O holy crap! Astro, rickell and kawaiiangel posted while i was typing! Phew, thank god am post 18. I think the post of astro (7th) was long enough to warrant a shorter no. of posts for this page.
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Offline ficfangirl

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Ok so I need some advice. Which story from 107 should I read. I have been reading maybe but im not in the mood for it at the mo. Want something lighthearted, funny that bites you and pulls you in.
 :-*

I vote for Eight Days a Week or Saving Myself or Bad News Bella.
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I was wondering why there were not that many posts last night. I figured many of us had activities this weekend and are spending time with their family after a busy work week.  :)

Well, after it was pointed out, i am now dreading to post on page 69. You know how we sometimes get antsy or conscious about something bec meaning was put into it so you try to avoid it, though there is really nothing to it?  Yeah, page 69 has now grown to mythical proportions in my head  :P  My head is sometimes messed up, as you have probably known by now.  ;D   I was hoping the board will be past that page when i woke up this morning but no such luck.

So, i did what any rational person would do, i counted the no. of posts in a page to see if am still within the limit before a new page is created. Have counted 5 pages and they were mostly 20 posts lng, with the exception of those with large posts which will shrten the count to about 16-17. before i typed this, i would be the 15th. Think am safe and would leave it (request) Astro to make 20 ithene related posts in honor of page 69. Wouldn't that be a sight to see?  :D

Take it away astro!  >:D

I've been keeping myself busy reading.  I have read Closer to God by Americnxidiot and it was ok - the writing style was good although the story was fairly predictable.

EDIT - Why does this feel like the longest page in history??
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