Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Before you do, you'll need these...



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I have seen it, somehow I survived.

I really, really hope that that is NOT his 'come face' because.....yeah, I've only just got my crush back.

OK Finished TNGUS, need something else to read now...any suggestions ladies?

Yeah - Little Ashes really didn't do much for his sex appeal.

Not like this:

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What to read? I just finished up a real book - Hearts in Darkness by Laura Kaye (who was LauraACullen). Now I'm reading You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by kitkat681.

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I also just bought - yes, bought . . . with real money! - the e-book mentioned earlier - My Mr Manny by Jennifer Garcia. As soon as I finish up Fatty, I'll be starting it.

I'm on 2 missions tonight - finding out if My Mr Manny was a fic and finding pictures of the Pretty in the throes of self-pleasure passion!

It's definitely not 8 Days a Week by 107yearoldvirgin.

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I can't find any mention of it having been a fic, but it certainly sounds like it could have been.

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Mia Balducci Bella Swan misses her childhood days and yearns for the big, Italian family that she left behind in small town Massachusetts Forks. At the tender age of sixteen, Mia Bella moves with her bachelor father Charlie to Los AngelesSeattle, but no matter how many years pass, it never becomes home to her. The years spent living with her father aren’t easy, especially since she can’t stop thinking about what she once had. Her enrollment in the University of Southern CaliforniaWashington promises to bring exciting changes to her life, but Mia Bella winds up with big problems instead. When she runs into an old friend Jake from her old hometown of WinthropForks, she gets swept up in nostalgia, and she soon loses herself in a quickly-progressing romance. When the fantasy falls apart, she is left to raise her precious little girl, Lucia, Nessy?  on her own. The demands of Mia’s Bella's work schedule and Lucia’s needs increase, and their lives become increasingly hectic. It is soon clear to Mia Bella that she needs help. Luckily, her life-saving cousin Alice saves the day and brings the mother and daughter a male nanny – their new “manny.”

After losing his high-pressure job on Wall Street, Dominic Roberts Edward Cullen wants to follow his dreams to have a family. He’s already one fiancée down, and there are no likely prospects for another. In order to find the family he so desperately wants, he finds himself getting into the manny business. Since he is fully qualified to provide child care and is eager to leave New York City Chicago behind, his sister-in-law is able to land him a job in California working for his first client – the beautiful and intriguing Mia Balducci.


Will Lucia Nessy like the new man in her mother's life? Will Mia Bella ? And will this new trio discover the happily ever after they all so desperately seek?



Now, as for the other little matter...

Go to about 2:00.

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Thank you dear

Yeah - Little Ashes really didn't do much for his sex appeal.

Not like this:

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What to read? I just finished up a real book - Hearts in Darkness by Laura Kaye (who was LauraACullen). Now I'm reading You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by kitkat681.

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I also just bought - yes, bought . . . with real money! - the e-book mentioned earlier - My Mr Manny by Jennifer Garcia. As soon as I finish up Fatty, I'll be starting it.

Thank you for the Video now to wait to watch it till I get home.  Let me know how My Mr Manny is,  it sounds interesting.  I might buy it if you like it.

Hi guys!

As we are known for overshare, wanted to let you know i got my period today. Yipee! Am definitely not pregnant!! 

Have received some suggestions from my officemates to buy duct tape or that yellow "police line do not cross" tape to seal my hooha until i hit menopause so i dont have another scare    I considered that...but you all posting robp0rn quickly banished that thought from my head.

Currently reading The Cullen Legacy...and i'll be darned, it's the one B got accidentally pregnant... got confused and read that instead of Thief of Hearts 

Astro, counting on you to feed my lazy arsed techtard soul by emailing me the DTE compilation.  Muchos gracias in advance!   

Keep the robp0rn coming! Oh, that accent really is doing crazy stuff to my insides!! 

So glad to hear you got your period.    Love the duct tape and police tape idea.     Ok I might be the only one on this but right now,  I can't get into "The Cullen Legacy".  I am up to the part where .  For some reason it is just not gripping my attention,  I pick it up to read, put it down and start another one and then go back to it.  .  Am i missing something here?

Yes Robp0rn is a very very good thing.

I'm on 2 missions tonight - finding out if My Mr Manny was a fic and finding pictures of the Pretty in the throes of self-pleasure passion!

It's definitely not 8 Days a Week by 107yearoldvirgin.

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I can't find any mention of it having been a fic, but it certainly sounds like it could have been.

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Mia Balducci Bella Swan misses her childhood days and yearns for the big, Italian family that she left behind in small town Massachusetts Forks. At the tender age of sixteen, Mia Bella moves with her bachelor father Charlie to Los AngelesSeattle, but no matter how many years pass, it never becomes home to her. The years spent living with her father aren’t easy, especially since she can’t stop thinking about what she once had. Her enrollment in the University of Southern CaliforniaWashington promises to bring exciting changes to her life, but Mia Bella winds up with big problems instead. When she runs into an old friend Jake from her old hometown of WinthropForks, she gets swept up in nostalgia, and she soon loses herself in a quickly-progressing romance. When the fantasy falls apart, she is left to raise her precious little girl, Lucia, Nessy?  on her own. The demands of Mia’s Bella's work schedule and Lucia’s needs increase, and their lives become increasingly hectic. It is soon clear to Mia Bella that she needs help. Luckily, her life-saving cousin Alice saves the day and brings the mother and daughter a male nanny – their new “manny.”

After losing his high-pressure job on Wall Street, Dominic Roberts Edward Cullen wants to follow his dreams to have a family. He’s already one fiancée down, and there are no likely prospects for another. In order to find the family he so desperately wants, he finds himself getting into the manny business. Since he is fully qualified to provide child care and is eager to leave New York City Chicago behind, his sister-in-law is able to land him a job in California working for his first client – the beautiful and intriguing Mia Balducci.


Will Lucia Nessy like the new man in her mother's life? Will Mia Bella ? And will this new trio discover the happily ever after they all so desperately seek?

 

Now that you found it, I found the original Fanfic in my calibre! 

Story: My Mary Poppins
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Category: Twilight
Author: itlnbrt
Last updated: 06/06/2012
Content: Chapter 1 to 1 of 1 chapters
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Summary: When Bella needs live-in help for her daughter, Lucia, Alice suggests something a bit unconventional. "All great changes are preceded by chaos." -Deepak Chopra *This story is a part of FAGEtastic FOUR and written for Lyricalkris.


But since that was "only" a Oneshot, I'm sure she made it longer.

From looking through it, you made too much changes to it Astro 

Now that you found it, I found the original Fanfic in my calibre! 

Story: My Mary Poppins
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Summary: When Bella needs live-in help for her daughter, Lucia, Alice suggests something a bit unconventional. "All great changes are preceded by chaos." -Deepak Chopra *This story is a part of FAGEtastic FOUR and written for Lyricalkris.


But since that was "only" a Oneshot, I'm sure she made it longer.

From looking through it, you made too much changes to it Astro 

And by the looks of it it's been pulled as a O/S

Good for you! 

As for oversharing,

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You ladies! Honestly, I was scared of what I would find under your spoiler Anchalee but that was rather funny....

Now that you found it, I found the original Fanfic in my calibre! 

Story: My Mary Poppins
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Category: Twilight
Author: itlnbrt
Last updated: 06/06/2012
Content: Chapter 1 to 1 of 1 chapters
Source: FanFiction.net


Summary: When Bella needs live-in help for her daughter, Lucia, Alice suggests something a bit unconventional. "All great changes are preceded by chaos." -Deepak Chopra *This story is a part of FAGEtastic FOUR and written for Lyricalkris.


But since that was "only" a Oneshot, I'm sure she made it longer.

From looking through it, you made too much changes to it Astro 

We should start our own detective agency! What a team!

You will be uploading it on the 152 thread, right?

So glad to hear you got your period.    Love the duct tape and police tape idea.     Ok I might be the only one on this but right now,  I can't get into "The Cullen Legacy".  I am up to the part where

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.  For some reason it is just not gripping my attention,  I pick it up to read, put it down and start another one and then go back to it.  .  Am i missing something here?

Yes Robp0rn is a very very good thing.

Yeah, Cullen Legacy was not my favourite Patty fic..TOH is definitely her standout story followed by Indecent Proposal.

Does anyone know how I can close down this 'chat-room'  on the side of my screen?! It's driving me nuts, especially the 'users' box...

Am at page 192 and she is about done with the interview. Am enjoying this so far, to the point i was reading it while driving during the stop and go traffic that took me 2 hours to get home from work (a mere 19km distance  )  Wonder what else will "happen" considering it is 685 pages and we all know the possible plot twists for this story...hope it doesn't drag too much.

Hmmm, for some reason, the small chat box on the bottom right is now missing for me....and i swear i didn't touch anything!

Oh, and can i just say again... Are you all freaking speed readers?!! I am barely at the start of one fanfic and you seem to have finished 2-3 already. I can't keep up with all the recs!! Am panicking at my ever growing collection and the thought "i will probably read all if this when i retire 16yrs from now...if i don't lose my eyesight before then"