Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

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A Slow Boil
Author: kts  PM
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2,055 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 02-02-12 - Published: 06-04-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7052343
Is this a bdsm fic?
Anyone knows? I know I started reading this fic while it was a wip, I have no idea why I never finished it.

Edit: I'm on chapter 5, this Edward is creeping me out. Wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a serial killer.

No, no BDSM.  Just a very slow moving love story. Not much in the way of lemons at all. Edward becomes rather sweet after he starts falling for Bella. Reminds of the really old Harlequin romances I used to pick up for a quarter at the goodwill store.  You know, the ones written in the fifties LOL!

No, no BDSM.  Just a very slow moving love story. Not much in the way of lemons at all. Edward becomes rather sweet after he starts falling for Bella. Reminds of the really old Harlequin romances I used to pick up for a quarter at the goodwill store.  You know, the ones written in the fifties LOL!

He keeps feeding her and kissing her head. And smelling her apron! He is her boss. Can you imagine your boss doing those stuff?

It's like that joke, if a rich man is spanking you it's 50shades, if it is a poor man it's abuse.

Gross!
  . That's both f'd up & funny. New to me, thanks for sharing.

I really wonder about some writers, if this happened in her real life, what would her reaction be?
Or is it just because it is Edward and he can do anything...

LOL! It was very strange at first.  But that is it.  And yes, I read it all.  Not sure why.  I don't think I would really rec it. It was just interesting enough to keep going.  I really thought after reading the making her kneel next to him, it was going to be BDSM & I was going to flounce. 

But it had an HEA and all.  And actually, he lets her eat with him eventually.  He is a little weird though.  At least at first. 

I'm still reading it out of morbid curiosity. Definitely wouldn't rec it. Unless you are into bdsm. Then it probably won't be as weird. Maybe the timeframe, how fast it all happens.

1. How do you all feel about AH epilogue's that finish with E/B deaths? They almost always make me cry, and I'm not sure whether I prefer it when we end with green-eyed babies or the more realistic deaths.

2. I just finished You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by Melolabel.
I liked it. It was an easy, light read, though should be rated T rather than M. B/E are really sweet to one another.

Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied?

Wasn't that the one with Cullen's as animals on his farm? Rosalie as the cow...Emmett was the bull...etc.  I really liked it alot if I remember correctly.  Mike was her boss at a factory and very abusive....

Wasn't that the one with Cullen's as animals on his farm? Rosalie as the cow...Emmett was the bull...etc.  I really liked it alot if I remember correctly.  Mike was her boss at a factory and very abusive....

Yeah, that's the one! (Jasper & Alice are horses and Jesseica is a chicken.) I liked it too. E/B were really sweet with one another. Nice light read except that bit in the beginning with Mike.

But if you are into BDSM, it will be VERY disappointing.  Just saying.....

She does say sir and mr Cullen during s.e.x.

Oh I wish I had loged in before you got to the weird parts to tell you that this story is freaking WEIRD!!!

I attempted to read this a long time ago and it seriously creeper me out.  I think this the first story that I left a negative review.

It's really creepy.
I'm just waiting for the final A/N to say that that is how she met her husband. 

You are brave to finish that, I think I flounced somewhere after he gives her the maids outfit. And I just kept thinking 'omg how is this going to have a HEA'.

And I never got anywhere near the s e x . 

Thank god for small miracles.

I'm skimming it.

I'm looking at this like a psychology experiment. How the hell it has over 2000 reviews?

Bedelia posted her epilogue to Beneath the Sky and the story is now complete!

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Beneath this Sky
Author: Bedelia  PM
Nineteen years ago, time unraveled. In a changed world, Bella fights to save a man from the past and a girl with no future. AU.

Thank You for the rec. 

I read this and I have to say that i'm amazed of how people come up with this kind of plots. At first I almost flounced because I didn't know what I was reading and it's all confusing but in chapter 6 the author did a little summary in the A/N because she took too long to update I guess she wanted to refresh the readers minds so she did this summary.

And this is a huge spoiler....

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And this summary helped me a lot because I didn't know what the hell I was reading, but this story is so good and I still have some question, but that might just be me.

Thanks for the reccing. The spoiler made me too curious. This was different and a bit depressing. I'm glad I read it though, thanks!

I'm skimming it.

I'm looking at this like a psychology experiment. How the hell it has over 2000 reviews?

According to the reviews... people love it.