Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I love this, definitely one of my faves.

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Author: stella luna sky 
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3,729 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 02-06-11 - Published: 07-03-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6108070

I liked that one as well.  I read it so long ago though....

here's list of fanfictions i found to be awesome:


1.  Bella Swan: Kidnapper » by Kambria Rain

    Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

2. Beyond Time » by TKegl

    After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?


3.  The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson » by Stephaniiie

    AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC.

4.  This Is Not My Life » by IsaKassees

    Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

5. Such Great Heights » by SydneyAlice

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

I don't know if they've ever been mentioned but these are some of my favorites....

Phew, that was tiring to read, what more for you who actually did those stuff. Hope it gets less hectic for you. 

Now, not to put a damper on the age thing, but I really don't want to put it in our list to protect ourselves. This is still a public forum and who knows who are lurking to take information that they can use for nefarious means. Like what can a criminal do with our boob size?  . But birthdate is a whole new ball game.

This site has a calendar and it puts the birthdays of their members. Some show the age (meaning they gave their birth year), some just the month and day. So maybe those who want to put their birthday, can put it in their PTS profile instead. Come to think of it, I should remove my birth year already. you all know how old I am and am probably one of the oldest on this thread. 

Fair point - obviously common sense eluded me yet again - sorry!   

I have been reading Wrong Bed, Right Guy and then Chasing Mrs Right by Katee Robert (books)
They were actually pretty good in a predictably fluffy way.
Does anyone know if these used to be fics or if the writer used to write fic?

So my latest reads are not new - My Black Dahia by Kharizzmatik and Twitter Me Crazy by RosieRathbone.

My Black Dahlia was a short but great read. Very dark themes people! if you're looking for a cute quick read then KEEP AWAY!

I really wish I had flounced Twitter Me Crazy. I thought "another quick read, sounds interesting". It was fun for a chapter or two then it was bleh. There was too much sarcastic inner monologue and the characters hardly interacted with each other. I get to the end and it's not the end. Apparently there's a sequel. Great *insert sarcasm sign* there is no need for a "sequel" just continue the friggin story and give it a proper ending.

I'm in a slump and PMS'ing. Ugh.

Look at this...

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Now she's hanging out in Rob's house. 

So unfair.

What bothers me is not the whole p2p. Is just that I flounced MOTU.
There are so many great fics out there, better authors.
And now this fandom is known for that piece of crap.

For example, it it was Rochelle Allison there, it would make me so happy. not to mention she is a sweetheart.

I'm reading Love In My Box and oh my do I love it!   It's great!

Now I'm curious, I've got to read it. I'll backtrack because now I can't even remember which Fic we're talking about. I've been skimming pages, watching the telly and listening to my son drone on and on about why he should be get a reprieve from his punishment. A multitasker I am not.
More pics of the hotness that is Rob will keep me focused.

LOL did you figure out which fic they were referring to?  I was gone several days and lost track!

here's list of fanfictions i found to be awesome:

1.  Bella Swan: Kidnapper » by Kambria Rain

    Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

2. Beyond Time » by TKegl

    After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?


3.  The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson » by Stephaniiie

    AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC.

4.  This Is Not My Life » by IsaKassees

    Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

5. Such Great Heights » by SydneyAlice

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

I don't know if they've ever been mentioned but these are some of my favorites....

Nice faves! I've enjoyed reading them all, except I LOVED  Beyond Time and haven't read The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson yet. I'll add that to my TBR. Thanks for sharing!

I'm watching Hachi: A Dog's Tale.

 
 

That movie made me cry too!

Hated the wife! How could she abandon him like that?
Heartless bit.ch

I'm a sobbing mess

1. How do you all feel about AH epilogue's that finish with E/B deaths? They almost always make me cry, and I'm not sure whether I prefer it when we end with green-eyed babies or the more realistic deaths.

2. I just finished You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by Melolabel.
I liked it. It was an easy, light read, though should be rated T rather than M. B/E are really sweet to one another.

Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied?

Don't  mind it at all....actually seek them out sometimes 

So my latest reads are not new - My Black Dahia by Kharizzmatik and Twitter Me Crazy by RosieRathbone.

My Black Dahlia was a short but great read. Very dark themes people!

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if you're looking for a cute quick read then KEEP AWAY!

I really wish I had flounced Twitter Me Crazy. I thought "another quick read, sounds interesting". It was fun for a chapter or two then it was bleh. There was too much sarcastic inner monologue and the characters hardly interacted with each other. I get to the end and it's not the end. Apparently there's a sequel. Great *insert sarcasm sign* there is no need for a "sequel" just continue the friggin story and give it a proper ending.

I'm in a slump and PMS'ing. Ugh.

Is My Black Dahlia still on ffn? I did a quick search but am coming up empty. Unless it's been uploaded to PTS somewhere?

Eta: nevermind on the black Dahlia, found it :-)