Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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hi everyone, i am new into the world of fanfics and perusing, however i would like to thank everyone of you who has posted the fics or is an active member of the group.
would someone please tell me the name of the fic where edward and rosalie were engaged and rosalie broke it off. bella is from a small town with james trying to hurt her and edward meets here there. jasper is edward's friend i think.

Hi there...

after a very tiring parents meeting at the kindergarten I wanted to tell the stories I've read these last days.

I absolutely fell in love with this story:


When the Dust Settles
Author: She is Divine PM
Where do you go and what do you do when war takes away everything that matters to you? Army Sergeant Edward Cullen has to find out and learns new, important lessons about family, friendship, and love along the way. AH.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,810 - Reviews: 1,425 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 07-25-13 - Published: 09-16-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7386023
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That story is so hilarious! I laughed so hard a lot of times, even with that melancholy undercurrent...
Armyward, bartenderward, minute-man-ward 

But watch out! There are not many canon pairings, Bella/Edward and Rose/Emmett are the only ones, and nobody behaves like you're used to but if you can stand this, you will laugh a lot! 

Next one:


Little Buttons
Author: ChocolateLover82 PM
A fortunate encounter while wandering the city may lead Edward to realize that, perhaps, not everything is lost. But is he ready? AH, ExB.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,585 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 07-02-12 - Published: 05-26-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7023561
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This I reread and loved as much as the first time. I don't think it's angsty or full of drama... but it is full of healing, full of love, full of France...  no pure fluff, but mature characters acting responsible, most of the time...
Desingward. I love the relationship between Emmett and Rose here, make sure to read the outtakes!



Amor Vincit Omnia
Author: chihuahuamama PM
Edward decides to leave Chicago and start over in LA. At the airport he sees a beautiful mother asleep with a little girl in the stroller. The little girl climbs onto Edward's lap. After they chat some they doze off too. When he wakes up they're gone. AH
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 43 - Words: 201,237 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 06-03-10 - Published: 09-16-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5380899
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Not exactly a rec. This is a very sweet story, not much drama, more pure fluff.
I enjoyed it most of the times, but it can be very tiring, because it is mostly a huge commercial, so I skimmed a lot...
The writer is from Japan and she spends a ton of effort and time researching the places she uses for her stories. So, you get authentic places, but you also get to read the whole card of every restaurant they go to, brands and colors of all outfits and where to buy them... you could use this story as a tour guide! 
But it's adorable...

And currently I'm reading

Just Got Lucky by Authenticstar (in the index)

Actorward, Dancerella, lots of humour, very very low angst. I enjoy it a lot. 

hi everyone, i am new into the world of fanfics and perusing, however i would like to thank everyone of you who has posted the fics or is an active member of the group.
would someone please tell me the name of the fic where edward and rosalie were engaged and rosalie broke it off. bella is from a small town with james trying to hurt her and edward meets here there. jasper is edward's friend i think.

*Waves* Hello.  I am fairly new to this thread myself. 

Hi there...

after a very tiring parents meeting at the kindergarten I wanted to tell the stories I've read these last days.

I absolutely fell in love with this story:


When the Dust Settles
Author: She is Divine PM
Where do you go and what do you do when war takes away everything that matters to you? Army Sergeant Edward Cullen has to find out and learns new, important lessons about family, friendship, and love along the way. AH.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,810 - Reviews: 1,425 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 07-25-13 - Published: 09-16-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7386023
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That story is so hilarious! I laughed so hard a lot of times, even with that melancholy undercurrent...
Armyward, bartenderward, minute-man-ward 

But watch out! There are not many canon pairings, Bella/Edward and Rose/Emmett are the only ones, and nobody behaves like you're used to but if you can stand this, you will laugh a lot! 

What did you think of James?

I hated him soooo effing much.

He was so over the top that I could laugh about him. He was very very annoying and I think he could have used a baseball bat on his head, but this story is so ridiculously funny, I could live with that.

Did you read the outtakes?

I can't remember. I'm just checking it out now.

I couldn't laugh about James. This was probably the character I hated the most in all fanfics I've read.

And look how seamlessly you fit in! 

You have obviously been corrupted by the pervy gene in all of us.   

It's true I was a sparkly innocent before I came here.    

Ha!

Sparkly - maybe. 

Innocent - I'm guessing not!

Anyway, I wasn't about that much when you came aboard so - Welcome!!

LOL Not even sparkly I am sorry to say.  Thanks for the welcome.   

I recognise those tats - and those abs...and that v thing that I love to....

He's Shay Savage's personal trainer! He posts all sorts of fascinating pictures on twitter! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

There's one of him with just a strategically placed towel that makes me beg for gravity, and another where there is just a hint of what lurks beneath.

And you don't need to follow him to enjoy (because some of his posts kinda make him sound like an egotistical douche).



And Caro...you're new??? 

Why did I think you've always been around? 

Do we know your bra size? Oh...and all the other stuff?

I am genuinely surprised and shocked by this!



ETD: Oh, and The Savage Trainer (as he's known  ) did some "acting" for a book trailer for her:

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Now that you mention it, it was she who posted the pic. 

Well I am not really new, just to this thread.  PS  DD.   

Oh my, look what I just found on FB

NSFW

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Shame you can't see a bit more. 

A great shame. 

To bad we just can "erase" the pants