Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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I haven't caught up the rest of the thread yet but I saw this and I had to stop! When I came back from France and saw the talk on the thread about the DC I genuinely thought you had all either gone mad or were pulling my leg. This, right here? Is exactly why there is no way in hell I'll ever use the DC "The theory is that the cup catches your pan drippings, and you empty it a couple times a day, washing it with hippy soap, and reinserting. It presupposes you are enough of an Earth Mother to be OK not only with your monthly outpourings, but also with generally fossicking around in your flaps" I mean, come the f*ck on! Are you sh!ting me with this?! It's a 'thing' now? It's OK?  To stick your fingers up your bloody punani and root around? No. Never. Going. To. Happen. Thank, but this is one environmental bandwagon that can just keep rolling right by me...

Right for the other 20 million pages..OK 3 pages, but still...

I haven't caught up the rest of the thread yet but I saw this and I had to stop! When I came back from France and saw the talk on the thread about the DC I genuinely thought you had all either gone mad or were pulling my leg. This, right here? Is exactly why there is no way in hell I'll ever use the DC "The theory is that the cup catches your pan drippings, and you empty it a couple times a day, washing it with hippy soap, and reinserting. It presupposes you are enough of an Earth Mother to be OK not only with your monthly outpourings, but also with generally fossicking around in your flaps" I mean, come the f*ck on! Are you sh!ting me with this?! It's a 'thing' now? It's OK?  To stick your fingers up your bloody punani and root around? No. Never. Going. To. Happen. Thank, but this is one environmental bandwagon that can just keep rolling right by me...

Right for the other 20 million pages..OK 3 pages, but still...

The part that squicks me out the most? Rooting around in my girly bits....esp at that time



And I would LEGIT panic if I had an incident like this reviewer (and Astro?) had where you couldn't remove it. I broke out in a bit of a cold sweat just reading about and imagining have to dig further in order to reach it. No way.

I mean, come the f*ck on! Are you sh!ting me with this?! It's a 'thing' now? It's OK?  To stick your fingers up your bloody punani and root around? No. Never. Going. To. Happen. Thank, but this is one environmental bandwagon that can just keep rolling right by me...

That was what I was dreading the most, but 6 months in, and I find it much cleaner and easier and less gory and smelly and disgusting than using pads or tampons.

Once I mastered the art of bearing down, all excavation missions ceased. It doesn't just "pop out" - there is some gentle guiding - but it's no more digging around than a tampon, and then there are no issues with what to do with it afterwards.


And 6 months in, and still no cramps, no nausea - none of the other BS I used to suffer through. And I don't know if it's the DC or just me, but I have never been as regular as I have been since I started using the DC!

Now, if I could just find a way to eliminate the aching boobs that come the week before Aunt Flo comes to visit!

The part that squicks me out the most? Rooting around in my girly bits....esp at that time

OK - I just need to remind you that "rooting" has an entirely different meaning in Australia!

I could do with some rooting in my girly parts!!! 

OK - I just need to remind you that "rooting" has an entirely different meaning in Australia!

I could do with some rooting in my girly parts!!! 

Rooting is rooting, whether you do it your self or some one does it for you LOL!

Though some is more pleasant than others.... 

So happy there is no more of that happening... I hated Aunt Flo..  Okay, I love my Aunt Flo, she's a lot of fun.  But she never visits me.  I visit her.  Now I'm all confused... 

Im dying right now 

I read the comments on that review and someone else posted these and.... omg, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and I have only read 2 so far

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(The first is short and funny. The second is effing hysterical)

Sooooo funny!  thanks for all the warning so i was able to suppress my guffaws while reading these at work, though my cheeks and stomach hurt a bit as am still trying to keep in the laughter... suddenly, "no pain, no gain" has taken on a new meaning for me...and to use it as a performance enhancer for competition? Genius...masochistic, but genius just the same...  and i haven't even gone past the 3rd review yet...

Nope. Over here, rooting requires two people.

Or more. 

So a rabbit doesn't count?   

disappointing.....

I was just playing catch-up on here when I read this.  Now, I can hardly see my screen through the tears of laughter rolling down my face!

Absolutely brilliant - thanks for the laugh.

O.M.G. I just read the reviews for Veet for men. 

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Struggle. Push and pull. A deep ache for two things. Can he heal himself even after he thinks there's nothing to heal for? A story about what drives us, changes us, and how things go wrong for all the right reasons.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Drama - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 41 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 04-15-12 - Published: 03-26-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7960176

Amazing fic, it's a drabble and although I don't love them this one is good. It made me shed a few tears.

I couldn't do it either! I hate hate hate hairy backs! Or butts!   *shudders*  But I assume you don't know your brother in-law's boyfriend's butt...

Poor doctor! 
Thankfully my parents aren't very open about their sex life, or really just uptight. I've had enough with one episode though: Hubs had to set a bed frame in my parents' house. He did it like always - headboard to the wall and the end of the bed without a board in direction of the open room. My Dad came in and interrupted hubs: "No! You have to turn the bed frame! I need the headboard for my feet to support myself on when having sex!"  By now I can laugh over this, but back then it was simply TMI!!!

I probably would think about his butt if he wasn't so hairy as he's quite good looking and in pretty good shape. 

That is so funny, but true you do need something at the end of the bed to get a good motion going sometimes. 

Has anybody else noticed that before you log in that there's a new "section" for fanfics but when you log in it disappears?I'm intrigued.