Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1267995 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

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Loopy · « **Reply #5341 on:** September 24, 2013, 08:48 AM »

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Otherwise nothing new. Although...you wished for some sexy stories to get distracted from all this drama about Dusty? Well, I can't tell something like Loopy with broken glass, but
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Omg - my Mum bought me and the hubby one last year after she and my Dad fell in love with theirs, and she also fell out of it the first time she used it and broke her hip!!

So as you can tell it runs in the family - sex and accidents.

We love ours, even though we've only used it a few times - but whenever we go into the playroom it's usually one of the first thing we use before we get tied up with other things.

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Aww - don't fret. When it comes to The Pretty, I'm exactly the same. At least you have a fine young PT to work your "disposition" out with!

I let it go in Winter - no one sees it but me and I wear long pants all the time.
As soon as the weather warms up, I shave every day - can't stand the slightest hint of regrowth!

I blame my dad too - him and his gorilla genes!

That's true - though I had to sort myself out this weekend as he went back to Newcastle to see some friends with Saxon.
But I did give him a lovely "welcome home" last night.

Can't even let it go in the winter, the only time I'm willing not to shave is at Glastonbury and that's only because you can guarantee that there's gonna be at least one old guy walking/jumping around naked so no-ones gonna be looking at my legs.

Oilily Sepperl · « **Reply #5342 on:** September 24, 2013, 08:53 AM »

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So I went looking for a funny gif to accompany your post and the fact that this is what google gave me, and I'm still laughing at it, means that it's time for bed.

Goodnight!

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And the fact that the spoiler probably gave FFG a coronary, has me laughing even harder!

OMG! Bwahahaha!

Yeah, I definitely felt like this in the beginning! Woohoo!

Loopy · « **Reply #5343 on:** September 24, 2013, 08:55 AM »

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Woah, I had to look twice after Loopy's post and had to enlarge the pic!
TG he doesn't shave his legs. I don't like men with shaved legs.
I like my men not too hairy, but manly legs and arms must have hair and not too few!
I'm just realizing I'm really picky! *irony on* The perfect man must have exactly 5.4 hairs per sq cm skin.

From a distance he looks like his legs are pretty smooth.
As for men I don't mind them having hairy legs as long as it ain't too course or long - something like Rob's is great.

As for any other body hair - no way even there shouldn't be too hairy I don't wanna feel like I'm flossing

Thank god the hubby isn't too hairy and keeps his under control.

Oilily Sepperl · « **Reply #5344 on:** September 24, 2013, 09:01 AM »

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Omg - my Mum bought me and the hubby one last year after she and my Dad fell in love with theirs, and she also fell out of it the first time she used it and broke her hip!!
So as you can tell it runs in the family - sex and accidents.
We love ours, even though we've only used it a few times - but whenever we go into the playroom it's usually one of the first thing we use before we get tied up with other things.

She broke her hip? Sounds horrible!!!
But what's really cracking me up is imagining my strictly catholic mom giving me such a gift. *snort* Actually I'd love to see her guessing about the hook. She's way to uptight and hypocritical.

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From a distance he looks like his legs are pretty smooth.
As for men I don't mind them having hairy legs as long as it ain't too course or long - something like Rob's is great.
As for any other body hair - no way even there shouldn't be too hairy I don't wanna feel like I'm flossing
Thank god the hubby isn't too hairy and keeps his under control.

You said it better than me, Loopy. Exactly my thoughts and your hubs sounds like mine regarding the body hair.

Loopy · « **Reply #5345 on:** September 24, 2013, 09:09 AM »

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She broke her hip? Sounds horrible!!!
But what's really cracking me up is imagining my strictly catholic mom giving me such a gift. *snort* Actually I'd love to see her guessing about the hook. She's way to uptight and hypocritical.

You said it better than me, Loopy. Exactly my thoughts and your hubs sounds like mine regarding the body hair.

I know what you mean - my parents are very open about their sex life

, that's where I get my lack of filter on the subject. But they are pretty strict when it comes to being Catholic - which is why my parents were constantly disappointed with me while I was growing up and the nuns threw me out of school.

My Mum breaking her hip was pretty horrible as she and my Dad told the doctor how they did it and my Dad finished by saying "Best Sex Ever!"

My brother in-law's boyfriend is very hairy and even though he's a great guy and I love him I seriously never hug him as he likes to go around topless and to be honest with how hairy he is, it looks like he's wearing a sweater 365/24/7!!

Oilily Sepperl · « **Reply #5346 on:** September 24, 2013, 09:25 AM »

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My brother in-law's boyfriend is very hairy and even though he's a great guy and I love him I seriously never hug him as he likes to go around topless and to be honest with how hairy he is, it looks like he's wearing a sweater 365/24/7!!

I couldn't do it either! I hate hate hate hairy backs! Or butts! *shudders*

But I assume you don't know your brother in-law's boyfriend's butt...

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I know what you mean - my parents are very open about their sex life , that's where I get my lack of filter on the subject. But they are pretty strict when it comes to being Catholic - which is why my parents were constantly disappointed with me while I was growing up and the nuns threw me out of school.
My Mum breaking her hip was pretty horrible as she and my Dad told the doctor how they did it and my Dad finished by saying "Best Sex Ever!"

Poor doctor!

Thankfully my parents aren't very open about their sex life, or really just uptight. I've had enough with one episode though: Hubs had to set a bed frame in my parents' house. He did it like always - headboard to the wall and the end of the bed without a board in direction of the open room. My Dad came in and interrupted hubs: "No! You have to turn the bed frame! I need the headboard for my feet to support myself on when having sex!"

By now I can laugh over this, but back then it was simply TMI!!!

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #5347 on:** September 24, 2013, 10:53 AM »

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I just had to share this here:

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Im dying right now

I read the comments on that review and someone else posted these and.... omg, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and I have only read 2 so far

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(The first is short and funny. The second is effing hysterical)

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I haven't read this one yet but on my way

ficfangirl · « **Reply #5348 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:14 AM »

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So I went looking for a funny gif to accompany your post and the fact that this is what google gave me, and I'm still laughing at it, means that it's time for bed.

Goodnight!

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And the fact that the spoiler probably gave FFG a coronary, has me laughing even harder!

I felt a bit of a heart twinge, but luckily, no coronary!

That may be due to the fact that I dealt with my brother's bizarre brand of humor all weekend and then Loopy gave me a coronary yesterday. I had no energy left for one today.

Caro · « **Reply #5349 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:18 AM »

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Im dying right now

I read the comments on that review and someone else posted these and.... omg, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and I have only read 2 so far

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(The first is short and funny. The second is effing hysterical)

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I haven't read this one yet but on my way

Those Veet reviews are hilarious. How can you resist a heading that screams

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lucylu0508 · « **Reply #5350 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:25 AM »

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Those Veet reviews are hilarious. How can you resist a heading that screams
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Right?! I still have tears. Just imagine walking in on THAT bwhahaha

limomx2 · « **Reply #5351 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:37 AM »

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I just had to share this here:

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HOLY SH!T!!! That is freaking hysterical

. I was laughing so hard in my office that i don't know what was funnier the review or the looks. Thank you for the wonderful laugh

limomx2 · « **Reply #5352 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:38 AM »

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Those Veet reviews are hilarious. How can you resist a heading that screams
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Damn website is blocked. Wish i could see that one.

Caro · « **Reply #5353 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:38 AM »

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Right?! I still have tears. Just imagine walking in on THAT bwhahaha

The mind boggles. Hubs...............

I read one veet review ages ago that had me rolling around, I laughed for days. I will try to find it but there are so many now.

Caro · « **Reply #5354 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:40 AM »

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Damn website is blocked. Wish i could see that one.

I'll PM it to you.

limomx2 · « **Reply #5355 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:55 AM »

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I'll PM it to you.

Caro · « **Reply #5356 on:** September 24, 2013, 11:59 AM »

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I have just sent you another. I am still crying with laughter.

limomx2 · « **Reply #5357 on:** September 24, 2013, 12:10 PM »

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I have just sent you another. I am still crying with laughter.

omg

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5358 on:** September 24, 2013, 12:18 PM »

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Im dying right now

I read the comments on that review and someone else posted these and.... omg, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and I have only read 2 so far

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(The first is short and funny. The second is effing hysterical)

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I haven't read this one yet but on my way

Guys really should learn how to read directions

He wanted a gay snowman?? I'm thinking any snow person would have done....

bluegeek · « **Reply #5359 on:** September 24, 2013, 02:14 PM »

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Im dying right now

I read the comments on that review and someone else posted these and.... omg, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and I have only read 2 so far

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(The first is short and funny. The second is effing hysterical)

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I haven't read this one yet but on my way

Reading this got me in trouble, I am supposed to be working on something that isn't funny and I was procrastinating by catching up here, and reading these reviews had me cracking up.

Whit3 · « **Reply #5360 on:** September 24, 2013, 02:32 PM »

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Im dying right now

I read the comments on that review and someone else posted these and.... omg, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and I have only read 2 so far

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(The first is short and funny. The second is effing hysterical)

I was just playing catch-up on here when I read this. Now, I can hardly see my screen through the tears of laughter rolling down my face!

Absolutely brilliant - thanks for the laugh.

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