God, Rob looks HOT!! I really wanna run my hands through his hair (among other things). 
Look at all these pics of him smoking make me wanna have a fag and I've not smoked in just over two years, quitting after 15 years. God hun, not only are you tempting me with smoking today, I think I'm gonna have to reacquaint myself with my one of my toys as the hubby is out all day.  I'm on the fence with Y-Fronts as they can be a right turn off as like you hun, my Dad wears them. 
But on the other hand, that Dude is hot.
Good Example:

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Bad Example (and you've been warned!!!):

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You gotta feel sorry for the dogs in that pic. 

I thought I'd never get to the end of all the pages I missed! At one point I truthfully contemplated giving up work and just spending my time on PTS as having any kind of life outside of this thread will result in 2 hours of back-pedalling...

Y-fronts should only be worn by men who look like DB anyone else should stick to boxer shorts and I don't mean boxer briefs either but flappy, loose, boxer shorts that leaves everything to the imagination.

Hope you ladies are all OK, missed ya!

I think I'm gonna start watching Sesame Street more often!

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can't watch anything Elmo anymore, these eyes creep me still out...

 

Is anyone reading anything absolutely captivating?

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I don't know why I held off on reading this one for as long as I did, and I'd love to know if she'd written more than one fic!

This had the most supreme UST that I think I'd ever read, was extreme angst but was also just beautiful.

If you haven't read it, I highly recommend.

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.

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I don't know why I held off on reading this one for as long as I did, and I'd love to know if she'd written more than one fic!

This had the most supreme UST that I think I'd ever read, was extreme angst but was also just beautiful.

If you haven't read it, I highly recommend.

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.

This has been on my TBR for ages...Thanks, I'll give it a go!

Is anyone reading anything absolutely captivating? I'm still trudging through justginger's People Like Us and keep interrupting myself with RL novellas. The second half is full of literary realism (not fluff, but lots of day to day things that move the plot along). And I mean FULL of this stuff. I'm hovering around the 3/4 mark so I don't want to flounce, but I need something else for a little while... I just don't know what.

I haven't had much time the last couple days to read.  I'm slowly reading Eric Yorkie, the Van Helsing of Forks or something like that.  It is amusing.  But the boredom is setting in.  So I converted Just Got Lucky to mobi today.  Hopefully it is readable.  Storymaster PDF's always lose the second "L" on conversion - Bel a, Cul ens - stuff like that.  It's annoying. 

Anyway.  Stuck in an RV for a week.  Thank goodness for MIFI.    Though I am surprised  - I missed 2.5 days & there only was about 5 pages.  Though thanks for all the gorgeous pics.  Astro, we won't talk about that nasty one.  Caro - yeah, that one either.  Ugh.  Hairy men should have to shave.  Well, okay, only if they are going to be topless.  Since I have to shave my legs if I want to wear skirts or shorts.  It's only fair. 

Which reminds me - the funniest thing in the that Erik Yorkie story? He hears the girls gossiping about the fact that Rosalie has hairy legs.  Which made me laugh because they always make her sound so beautiful in the fics as a vampire but forget that women didn't shave in the 1930's when she died. I always kind of wondered how she and Alice dealt with that.  Having to take gym and all......

Okay, I'll stop rambling now.  I really miss having a TV that plays things that are not DVDs my husband bought....  I may be crazy by the end of the week.  Just saying.....

Link for story - You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  It has it's moments. and it's fairly short.  Nothing sensational though....

I jumped ship to Harry Potter slashfic, so I'm no help.

I know you started the fic I rec'd-- did you finish it?  It was good, huh?     
I love Draco. . .


I read three other HP slash fics after that and had a hard time coming back to twific.

I just started With Teeth that Astro rec'd  a few posts ago and it is so good.  Thank you Astro!! 

So I converted Just Got Lucky to mobi today.  Hopefully it is readable.  Storymaster PDF's always lose the second "L" on conversion - Bel a, Cul ens - stuff like that.  It's annoying. 

My copy is completely awful, so if yours gets better, please let me know! 

Just finished reading it yesterday and I was disappointed. The first part, the date and the time after is pretty good, a lot of funny moments but it gets old fast and then the youth and inexperience of the author shows. I mean, thw whole story is unrealistic, but it gets to the point where everything I know about medical conditions, surgeries, recoverie times etc is ignored... that made me mad!

Well, read for yourself and tell me what you think... 

Having said that, I've also been working my way through bornonhalloween's portfolio on ffn.  I still need to go to my stash to re-read Once Upon a Desire and finish Kinkily Ever After, but I've really enjoyed her stories.  Edward is pretty sweet in all of them so far.  I just started Soiled which is her current WIP.

I know quite a few of us like bornonhalloween.

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Three of us got together one night and decided to play a game--Hot Potato. Ever play?

You stand close together and pass an object around in a circle, and you can't hold on to it too long or you will get BURNED!

We decided on a few rules to start us off:

- The first person posts a 100-word chapter, and the next person has 24 hours to continue the story, etc.
- We're not allowed to discuss this story at all, beyond the agreed parameters in the story summary.
- There will be lemons.
- This will be a crackfic.

Since you've already figured out who we are, here's the answer key for easy reference:

Momma Russett = Kitkat681

Hot Tot = shellshock81

I da Ho = bornonhalloween

I've not read any of the fics yet but if anyone has, what did you think?

I jumped ship to Harry Potter slashfic, so I'm no help.

Oooh what one are you reading, any good?

I know quite a few of us like bornonhalloween.

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Three of us got together one night and decided to play a game--Hot Potato. Ever play?

You stand close together and pass an object around in a circle, and you can't hold on to it too long or you will get BURNED!

We decided on a few rules to start us off:

- The first person posts a 100-word chapter, and the next person has 24 hours to continue the story, etc.
- We're not allowed to discuss this story at all, beyond the agreed parameters in the story summary.
- There will be lemons.
- This will be a crackfic.

Since you've already figured out who we are, here's the answer key for easy reference:

Momma Russett = Kitkat681

Hot Tot = shellshock81

I da Ho = bornonhalloween

I've not read any of the fics yet but if anyone has, what did you think?

I love the Three Hot Potatoes!!!!! They write hilarious stories! I read two so far and I'm saving the others for when I need a good laugh or have reader block again. Up My Alley was a great one.

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What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 871 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 1-24-13 - Edward & Bella - Complete