Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1267990 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

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ajamm · « **Reply #621 on:** June 27, 2013, 02:32 AM »

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Am not reading that one, deleted it from my TBR and ipad.
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I read High Anxiety as a WIP.... Imagine how that was.

I wouldn't say it's a Non-HEA but it wasn't the best ending ever, this is one of those fics that I will never read again.

ajamm · « **Reply #622 on:** June 27, 2013, 02:44 AM »

Completely off topic here but I watched Movie 43, I don't know why I did it. But it was terrible I still can't get some of those images out of my mind.

I'm just saying if you ever want to watch it or feel the curiosity to watch it just remember that

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And now that I've probably grossed you out I will go and watch a Disney movie or something sweet and innocent and try to forget that I saw any of that.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #623 on:** June 27, 2013, 02:53 AM »

Nicholas Cage -

Can't stand him. Also can't stand Jeff Goldblum.

Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, George Clooney - all good.

Let's not forget Matt Damon, if we're talking Oceans movies - I watched Beyond The Candelabra on the weekend (just to spite my 70 year old father, who was visiting and can't handle the gays

) and it was like going back in time! Although Rob Lowe (St Elmo's Fire - le sigh) was freaky funny weird as the plastic surgeon.

Anyway, I think this is the water dancing, hat tipping scene from Legends of the Fall:

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But Brad Pitt in Troy - holy moly!

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I grew up with a boy who looks exactly like Brad Pitt - in fact, he has even aged better than Brad and he has the most amazing blue eyes! I had the biggest crush on him from when I was about 12 until I was nearly 30 - at a family birthday, my older sister was talking about how hot he was and I looked over and saw him standing beside his 9-months-pregnant-with-twins wife and the crush was over.

He didn't have a very nice personality though, so I guess it was more lusty than crushy. Plus, he was his father's son and his father is just a horrible sexist pig - and verbally (and physically, I believe) abusive of his wife and daughters. His father desperately wanted us to get together, but expected me to be the doting housewife. He used to lecture me about how I was wasting my life by going to uni and then teaching.

The son isn't quite so misogynistic, but his first and second wives both kicked him to the curb, so I might have dodged that bullet.

Hmmm - why can't I get these clips to embed?

Astro2009 · « **Reply #624 on:** June 27, 2013, 03:03 AM »

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Completely off topic here but I watched Movie 43, I don't know why I did it. But it was terrible I still can't get some of those images out of my mind.

I'm just saying if you ever want to watch it or feel the curiosity to watch it just remember that
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And now that I've probably grossed you out I will go and watch a Disney movie or something sweet and innocent and try to forget that I saw any of that.

Never heard of it! Don't want to think about it!

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I read High Anxiety as a WIP.... Imagine how that was.

I wouldn't say it's a Non-HEA but it wasn't the best ending ever, this is one of those fics that I will never read again.

I liked High Anxiety - it's on my fave list - but I did read it years ago, and I am more discerning in my tastes now, even though I still can't flounce.

How can a fic that features a homemade Edward pink sparkly dildo not be good!

I remember it being a HEA - but it should have ended in the present - the epilogues ruined it!

There is also a buttsex outtake - that gives quite an education for those of us not initiated in the ways of the exit hole!

aLmOsT_nOrMaL · « **Reply #625 on:** June 27, 2013, 03:28 AM »

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Am not reading that one, deleted it from my TBR and ipad.
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I read High Anxiety as a WIP.... Imagine how that was.

I wouldn't say it's a Non-HEA but it wasn't the best ending ever, this is one of those fics that I will never read again.

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I liked High Anxiety - it's on my fave list - but I did read it years ago, and I am more discerning in my tastes now, even though I still can't flounce.

How can a fic that features a homemade Edward pink sparkly dildo not be good!

I remember it being a HEA - but it should have ended in the present - the epilogues ruined it!

There is also a buttsex outtake - that gives quite an education for those of us not initiated in the ways of the exit hole!

Thanks for the reviews, I am definatelly skipping it until I have nothing else to read. I don't generally mind non-HEAs, but the structure of the whole story is kind of tiring so far. Reading it as a WIP would have been pure torture to me, I am already skipping big chunks of the story.

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Don't care much for butt sex either

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Completely off topic here but I watched Movie 43, I don't know why I did it. But it was terrible I still can't get some of those images out of my mind.

I never understood the point of that movie being made, so I wouldn't watch it anyways

Thanks for the warning!

lamelurker · « **Reply #626 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:18 AM »

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Thanks for the reviews, I am definatelly skipping it until I have nothing else to read. I don't generally mind non-HEAs, but the structure of the whole story is kind of tiring so far. Reading it as a WIP would have been pure torture to me, I am already skipping big chunks of the story.
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Don't care much for butt sex either

I never understood the point of that movie being made, so I wouldn't watch it anyways Thanks for the warning!

I wouldn't say it's a Non-HEA either. But it does end happier without the epilogues; the epi's make it more realistic. Overall, I'd still keep it in my top faves.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #627 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:46 AM »

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I don't know how I feel about this.

Let me ponder this for a moment . . .

Hmmmm . . .

It's such a waste!

Here I am, sad, lonely, terminally horny, and there's Loopy, with a hot young PT in her bed and she's reading a NOT ALLOWED book!

I don't even read when it's just me and something I ordered online that needs batteries!

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Girl - you are lucky you are on the other side of the world, or I would bitchslap you six ways till Sunday!

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Send Mr Loopy over here NOW! And his 9 brothers!!!

Well, there you go - I guess I chose rage - LOL!

Well said.

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #628 on:** June 27, 2013, 05:14 AM »

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I think of skipping/flouncing High Anxiety. I think I will like the storyline, but the alternate POVs are tiring. You get the saem day and events described by both characters (E & B), but the EPOVs seem kind of rushed, especially when describing events we've already seen through Bella's eyes.

(Does this make any sense?!)

I flounced for the same reason

keypad · « **Reply #629 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:07 AM »

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I remember it being a HEA - but it should have ended in the present - the epilogues ruined it!

Thanks to all of you guys for pointing out that High Anxiety doesn't exactly have an HEA... So, was the epilogue as bad as the one for Wide Awake? That fic ending was SO much better without the epilogue.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #630 on:** June 27, 2013, 08:46 AM »

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Thanks to all of you guys for pointing out that High Anxiety doesn't exactly have an HEA... So, was the epilogue as bad as the one for Wide Awake? That fic ending was SO much better without the epilogue.

I flounced High Anxiety out of boredom. Well, I put it aside to read something more interesting.

Too much "Life is so angsty" without any background. Everyone doing drugs. Yeah, I was bored when I lived through similar situations as a teen. I just didn't feel it. Reminded me of my sister for whom everything is a big drama.

This is probably the real reason I don't like "angsty" stories. Unless they are really well written? So that they forcefully drag you in? They just seem overly dramatic for nothing.

Loopy · « **Reply #631 on:** June 27, 2013, 12:23 PM »

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That's my other thing though- those kinda grubby needs a shower, but still pretty men. I mean, hell, haven't we all wanted to give our Rob a shower once in a while, cause he looked dirty?

I love grungy looking guys. I have a bit of a thing for Simon Neil, the lead singer of Biffy Clyro.

As for showering Rob in my mind it never ends with either of us finishing the shower clean though.

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Now, I highly dislike Justin Timberlake. And his voice is awful. That hair that looks like ramen noodles. No.

I really don't like Justin especially when he has his "pube" hair going on.

Loopy · « **Reply #632 on:** June 27, 2013, 12:25 PM »

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I'm back on page 21, catching up from the last week or so, and trying very hard not to comment on discussions that are probably well and truly in the past, when I came upon this . . .

and I just needed to say

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If my drought ever breaks, I will not be reading when it happens!

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I don't know how I feel about this.

Let me ponder this for a moment . . .

Hmmmm . . .

It's such a waste!

Here I am, sad, lonely, terminally horny, and there's Loopy, with a hot young PT in her bed and she's reading a NOT ALLOWED book!

I don't even read when it's just me and something I ordered online that needs batteries!

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Girl - you are lucky you are on the other side of the world, or I would bitchslap you six ways till Sunday!

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Send Mr Loopy over here NOW! And his 9 brothers!!!

Well, there you go - I guess I chose rage - LOL!

Okay I get it - I MUST NOT READ DURING SEX!!!

It only happened once.

Next time I get the urge to read during, I'll be thinking to myself "What Would Astro DO?"

Loopy · « **Reply #633 on:** June 27, 2013, 12:28 PM »

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Oh...My...NOT ALLOWED...God!

Loopy, I really think I might not love you anymore!

Apart from 2 women about 10-15 years ago, my bosses have always been men. My current boss is the best looking boss I have ever had.

My current boss looks like Mrs Brown!

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I had such a thing for my old boss then he left and married some young blonde bimbo - no I'm not jealous at all.

Poor you - I wouldn't be able to cope working with someone that looks like that without breaking into my (awful) impression of an Irish person!!

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #634 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:57 PM »

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I love grungy looking guys. I have a bit of a thing for Simon Neil, the lead singer of Biffy Clyro.

As for showering Rob in my mind it never ends with either of us finishing the shower clean though. :PI really don't like Justin especially when he has his "pube" hair going on.

Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE this dude.

And Many of Horror is a fav song of mine. Amazing.

kawaiiangel · « **Reply #635 on:** June 27, 2013, 09:56 PM »

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I flounced High Anxiety out of boredom. Well, I put it aside to read something more interesting.

Too much "Life is so angsty" without any background. Everyone doing drugs. Yeah, I was bored when I lived through similar situations as a teen. I just didn't feel it. Reminded me of my sister for whom everything is a big drama.

This is probably the real reason I don't like "angsty" stories. Unless they are really well written? So that they forcefully drag you in? They just seem overly dramatic for nothing.

It happen to me today with An Angel at my table, can't remember the author, but they where doing drugs AND drinking! I mean I have NOTHING against alcohol, but the drugs where just a big NO for me and the chapters got so repetitive

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I had to flounce

Astro2009 · « **Reply #636 on:** June 27, 2013, 10:08 PM »

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Okay I get it - I MUST NOT READ DURING SEX!!! It only happened once.
Next time I get the urge to read during, I'll be thinking to myself "What Would Astro DO?"

Make that your motto for everything in life.

Actually - don't! You get yourself in enough trouble without my influence!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #637 on:** June 27, 2013, 10:08 PM »

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It happen to me today with An Angel at my table, can't remember the author, but they where doing drugs AND drinking! I mean I have NOTHING against alcohol, but the drugs where just a big NO for me and the chapters got so repetitive
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I had to flounce

It didn't bother me that they were smoking weed or drinking. That's normal for teens. But not angsty. Just boring to me. When I was a teen, I used to hang with my older sister & her friends. I sat and watched as they smoked weed & drank beer. I didn't like either. But the music was good. And my parents let her go if she took me because she was the responsible one LOL!

Probably if I read more, it may have gotten better. But if it hasn't grabbed me by the 3rd chapter, I'm looking for something new.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #638 on:** June 27, 2013, 10:30 PM »

I have just finished Fridays At Noon (and Once Upon A Saturday).

Good fic.

I'm even working my way through the outtakes, which I don't usually do.

If it's on your TBR, keep it there. I liked it, although the climax wasn't as huge as I expected it to be - in fact, the biggest angst

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happened well before the climax so the actual climax was more a resolution and it felt a little predictable and a tad rushed.

I was expecting something really gut-wrenching in OUAS, but I actually loved it. It was a lovely ending

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aLmOsT_nOrMaL · « **Reply #639 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:34 AM »

Goodmorning with some more Dior Rob!

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Loopy · « **Reply #640 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:56 AM »

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Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE this dude.

And Many of Horror is a fav song of mine. Amazing.

I FLOVE Biffy (that sounds dirty

) - my fave songs of theirs are Bubbles and Get F*cked Stud.

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Make that your motto for everything in life.

Actually - don't! You get yourself in enough trouble without my influence!

If I made that my motto, I could use it as an excuse the next time I do something stupid (which we all know will probably happen in the next few hours

).

Mind you trying to explain who you are would be hilarious as no-one would probably believe me anyway.

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