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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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« Reply #601 on: June 26, 2013, 04:59 PM »
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Wow! 3 Cage-dislikers! We can start a club! ;-)

I am going to try to find that scene on you tube!  It has been way too long since I've watched that movie!

I don't dislike Cage but I also don't like him. Definitely don't think he is hot. I saw him once, at the Prado museum. He had long black hair for a motorcycle movie I think. Just as ugly in real life. But he is a good actor.


I've never lusted  after Johnny Depp, but I can see the appeal. Or George Clooney if we are going darker.

Now, I highly dislike Justin Timberlake. And his voice is awful. That hair that looks like ramen noodles. No.
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Lucy, stop reading my mind. We would fight so much over men if we lived next to each other.

Right?! Lol, I'm also partial to a few facial piercings...viper bites for the win!

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Oh yes! I remember loving Johnny in that. Sigh. Forget Brad.  Give me Johnny any day. ;D

I had a small (big) obsession with J Depp when I was younger as well. He had/has it all going on right

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Oh Gavin is STILL fine as hell! Yep, I like those same types of guys. My friends are all watching Criminal Minds for Derrick Morgan, and I watch it for Spencer Reid. I love those slightly geeky types.

Oooh, Matthew Grey Gubler is FINE. I was so bummed when he cut his hair (though he DOES look good with the shorter/messy do nothing beats longer). He was the main reason I loved that show so damn much :)

And I agree, Gavin is STILL hot but nothing, nothing beats his look from the 90's. And his voice? I still know every single word to Glycerine, Machine Head and Come Down.
 
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And I agree, Gavin is STILL hot but nothing, nothing beats his look from the 90's. And his voice? I still know every single word to Glycerine, Machine Head and Come Down.

I'm going to say it again, cause I'm on a drought living on memories.
I grabbed his butt. Handful. And squished it.  >:D >:D
 
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Right?! Lol, I'm also partial to a few facial piercings...viper bites for the win!

I had a small (big) obsession with J Depp when I was younger as well. He had/has it all going on right

Oooh, Matthew Grey Gubler is FINE. I was so bummed when he cut his hair (though he DOES look good with the shorter/messy do nothing beats longer). He was the main reason I loved that show so damn much :)

And I agree, Gavin is STILL hot but nothing, nothing beats his look from the 90's. And his voice? I still know every single word to Glycerine, Machine Head and Come Down.

OH me too, I hated it when Matthew cut is hair, but he seems to have been growing it back out last season, it's shaggy again, anyway. Did you catch the latest season yet? Oh, the hell he went through! :'(
 
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I'm going to say it again, cause I'm on a drought living on memories.
I grabbed his butt. Handful. And squished it.  >:D >:D

Wait....what's this?

Did you....REALLY touch his butt? If this is true, words can never express just how jealous I am of you...and your hand.

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I hope these pics post right...I uploaded via photobucket, resized and yada yada. Let me tell ya, that's a PITA.

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OH me too, I hated it when Matthew cut is hair, but he seems to have been growing it back out last season, it's shaggy again, anyway. Did you catch the latest season yet? Oh, the hell he went through! :'(

Damn, no, I didn't watch any of it....I was too consumed with fic reading to keep up with any shows. Good thing is, I have an app that has all epis so I can watch any time.
 
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Wait....what's this?

Did you....REALLY touch his butt? If this is true, words can never express just how jealous I am of you...and your hand.

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I hope these pics post right...I uploaded via photobucket, resized and yada yada. Let me tell ya, that's a PITA.

Damn, no, I didn't watch any of it....I was too consumed with fic reading to keep up with any shows. Good thing is, I have an app that has all epis so I can watch any time.

I did. He was crowd surfing, his butt was just on top of me. I had to. A handful.

I was 17, and was there with two 17yo guys who teased me endlessly for it.
And you know, by that time I hadn't even given my first kiss yet. Late bloomer and all. Crushing over someone who was unavailable....pining away sucks....
So yeah, i did it. And I was sober. That's how tempting his butt was.
 
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I did. He was crowd surfing, his butt was just on top of me. I had to. A handful.

I was 17, and was there with two 17yo guys who teased me endlessly for it.
And you know, by that time I hadn't even given my first kiss yet. Late bloomer and all. Crushing over someone who was unavailable....pining away sucks....
So yeah, i did it. And I was sober. That's how tempting his butt was.

Jesus, would have done the same....wouldn't have thought twice about it, I just would have gone all grabby
 
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Wait....what's this?

Did you....REALLY touch his butt? If this is true, words can never express just how jealous I am of you...and your hand.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

I hope these pics post right...I uploaded via photobucket, resized and yada yada. Let me tell ya, that's a PITA.

Damn, no, I didn't watch any of it....I was too consumed with fic reading to keep up with any shows. Good thing is, I have an app that has all epis so I can watch any time.

thanks for the pics, they look great
 
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I did. He was crowd surfing, his butt was just on top of me. I had to. A handful.

I was 17, and was there with two 17yo guys who teased me endlessly for it.
And you know, by that time I hadn't even given my first kiss yet. Late bloomer and all. Crushing over someone who was unavailable....pining away sucks....
So yeah, i did it. And I was sober. That's how tempting his butt was.

Are you like Peter Griffin's ex girlfriend on Family Guy, the one with the black hand because she never washed it after holding Peter's hand? :D
 
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Are you like Peter Griffin's ex girlfriend on Family Guy, the one with the black hand because she never washed it after holding Peter's hand? :D

Lol. Almost.

 :D :D i also got a glove the drummer was wearing that day. I did throw that out after 10years.
 
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And I agree, Gavin is STILL hot but nothing, nothing beats his look from the 90's. And his voice? I still know every single word to Glycerine, Machine Head and Come Down.
Yes! Really loved his highlights!  That two-tone hair did me in. 

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I'm going to say it again, cause I'm on a drought living on memories.
I grabbed his butt. Handful. And squished it.  >:D >:D
This is so awesome! I've never actually been to a concert where they crowd surfed!  I think I've been missing out.   ;-)

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Thanks for the eye candy!  How lucky is Gwen? (love her too btw)

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Jesus, would have done the same....wouldn't have thought twice about it, I just would have gone all grabby
This just made me spit my drink!   :D

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I don't dislike Cage but I also don't like him. Definitely don't think he is hot. I saw him once, at the Prado museum. He had long black hair for a motorcycle movie I think. Just as ugly in real life. But he is a good actor.


I've never lusted  after Johnny Depp, but I can see the appeal. Or George Clooney if we are going darker.

Now, I highly dislike Justin Timberlake. And his voice is awful. That hair that looks like ramen noodles. No.
 :sign0137: :sign0137:
I am dying laughing at the thought of him having ramen noodle hair because I know exactly what you mean...   LOL, you are referring back to when he was with N'Sync, right?   I think he is crazy hot nowadays! Love him.
 
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I'm sorry if this isn't the correct place to post this but I was looking through my wip's and noticed that Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 is now complete. It's not marked as complete, but according to the AN on chapter 25, the story is over.

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Emotional Warfare Author: completerandomness12 PM
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
 

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I was so exited to read this You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, but unfortunately so far all I have read is s e x in every chapter and a 39 year old be so insecure it's annoying. I really hope it get's better because I don't want to flounce. :(

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Author: Discordia81
22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,489 - Reviews: 2,908 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 06-25-13 - Published: 10-04-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8581542

And I can't believe I missed Astro being in Jail. :D
 
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« Reply #614 on: June 27, 2013, 12:48 AM »
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Finally, someone else who dislikes Cage!  I thought I was the only one.   I seriously cannot stand him in movies.     I have to admit that I did love the movie Kick Ass...  but would have loved it more if he wasn't in it!
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Join me with the ranks of Cage dislikers. You two are not the only ones.
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Wow! 3 Cage-dislikers! We can start a club! ;-)
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I don't dislike Cage but I also don't like him. Definitely don't think he is hot. I saw him once, at the Prado museum. He had long black hair for a motorcycle movie I think. Just as ugly in real life. But he is a good actor.

I've never lusted  after Johnny Depp, but I can see the appeal. Or George Clooney if we are going darker.

Now, I highly dislike Justin Timberlake. And his voice is awful. That hair that looks like ramen noodles. No.

I don't simply dislike Cage, I almost hate him. I don't think he is a good actor and I'm tired of seeing him trying to be hot. He is simply not... :P

I used to consider Depp a great actor (definatelly one of the next oscar winners), but Tourist and Dark Shadows let me down big time. Perhaps all his talent went to waste?

Clooney is a classic, nough said.

And don't talk bad about Justin. I have so much love for him. Not such a great actor (:P) but he is a really hard worker, and that's what I like about him.

Also, the first thing I brought to my appartment when I first moved in was my old, almost-ripped Curt Cobain poster. So yeah...

“Don't go fighting against the Spring.”
E.M. Forster, A Room with a View
 
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I think of skipping/flouncing High Anxiety. I think I will like the storyline, but the alternate POVs are tiring. You get the saem day and events described by both characters (E & B), but the EPOVs seem kind of rushed, especially when describing events we've already seen through Bella's eyes.

(Does this make any sense?!)
“Don't go fighting against the Spring.”
E.M. Forster, A Room with a View
 
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I'm back on page 21, catching up from the last week or so, and trying very hard not to comment on discussions that are probably well and truly in the past, when I came upon this . . .

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and I just needed to say

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If my drought ever breaks, I will not be reading when it happens!
 
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I'll wait for astro. I bet I will agree with whatever she says.

I don't know how I feel about this.

Let me ponder this for a moment . . .

Hmmmm . . .

It's such a waste!

Here I am, sad, lonely, terminally horny, and there's Loopy, with a hot young PT in her bed and she's reading a NOT ALLOWED book!

I don't even read when it's just me and something I ordered online that needs batteries!

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Girl - you are lucky you are on the other side of the world, or I would bitchslap you six ways till Sunday!

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Send Mr Loopy over here NOW! And his 9 brothers!!!


Well, there you go - I guess I chose rage - LOL!
 
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But if it was my old boss - I wouldn't mind at all.  ;)
He was only in his mid thirties and pretty hot and I remember walking into his office at 4.30am one night to ask if he wanted a coffee and he was topless because he had split something on his shirt and holy mother of god, I nearly drowned in my own drool. :P

Oh...My...NOT ALLOWED...God!

Loopy, I really think I might not love you anymore!

Apart from 2 women about 10-15 years ago, my bosses have always been men. My current boss is the best looking boss I have ever had.

My current boss looks like Mrs Brown!

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High Anxiety
« Reply #619 on: June 27, 2013, 02:07 AM »
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I think of skipping/flouncing High Anxiety. I think I will like the storyline, but the alternate POVs are tiring. You get the saem day and events described by both characters (E & B), but the EPOVs seem kind of rushed, especially when describing events we've already seen through Bella's eyes.

(Does this make any sense?!)

Am not reading that one, deleted it from my TBR and ipad.
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My grungy love goes along with my love or rock stars. So many of the ones I used to hang on my wall weren't drop dead gorgeous, but there was just something. Oh my Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee! Oh my Axl Rose!

And yes, Johnny Depp fits that mold nicely as well, lol! He's just missing an instrument or a mic!

 :iagree:

I don't want to think about Johnny Depp missing an instrument!  :'(
 
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