Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Sorry - I forgot the width.

And we all know how important width is!

LMAO!

I remember being traumatized at about 14 by my BFFs crazy hippie aunt who told us one evening (after a few glasses of wine on her part) that it didn't really matter if they hit the end, it was far more important that they scraped the sides 

Of course now I'm in full agreement with that sentiment

LMAO!

I remember being traumatized at about 14 by my BFFs crazy hippie aunt who told us one evening (after a few glasses of wine on her part) that it didn't really matter if they hit the end, it was far more important that they scraped the sides 

Of course now I'm in full agreement with that sentiment

Speaking of trauma - when my parents were visiting last weekend, there was a story on the tv about different ways to control pain during childbirth - and one way mentioned was to have an orgasm while delivering.

My dear sweet mother - whose worse swear word is "crikey"! - commented . . .

"Well, I've had both, and even the best orgasm won't stop the pain of childbirth"

Of course, I emailed that to all of my siblings so that they can share my pain! 

A little off topic.
I am reviewing posts on this site and my thumb was hovering over the page and accidentally hit the report to the moderator icon. What is the protocol on this? It was a mistake!!! I feel so awful. What does it mean anyway, report to the mod. It certainly does not sound like a good thing. If anyone gets called to the headmistresses office, even if it's the HM herself, I apologize.

They now have a "Are you sure?" type question. before it actually reports.  This is probably due to me pm'ing them multiple times because I always hit it.  So don't worry about it.  I don't think it is a problem unless you hit the "Yes, it is offensive"
 

So I was going to read this, You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, In the A/N of the first chapter it says 'This will most likely be 8-10 chapters long...at the most!'

The story is 65 chapters and it's still not complete, and from what I can see the chapter aren't short.

Obviously, I am highly unobservant because I had never even noticed the Report to Moderator button either, but was does the "logged" button beside it do?

I'm too wussy to press it . . .

LOL! You only notice it if you have problems with your phone and scrolling....

Wow! 3 Cage-dislikers! We can start a club! ;-)

I am going to try to find that scene on you tube!  It has been way too long since I've watched that movie!

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And take a look at #3 

D_D - your latest dream star made #1!

FYI - This author was also known as Fetish Fanfic in a past life.

Yeah, she said that in her Bio. I've only read the one story. I guess I will need to read the others

She has 4 showing with 2 marked complete. 

Yeah, she said that in her Bio. I've only read the one story. I guess I will need to read the others

She has 4 showing with 2 marked complete.

Brotherly Love is complete as well, even though it's not marked complete.

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Monday morning
Author: IsaKassees
One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.

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FYI - This author was also known as Fetish Fanfic in a past life.

I didn't know that, I read what she has in her current profile about what some girl did to her, so sad.