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Thread #7 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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My mouth is water just thinking of Snickers and peanut butter - I do love dunking them in a jar of crunchy peanut butter (and mayo, but that's whole 'nother addiction) .  :love: :love:
Pretty much anything covered in peanut butter makes me happy.  ;) :P :P

Mayo?   10 octaves higher.....  Mayo?

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Hate anything that's got it in it. Shivers.

 

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Of course not! I've just been...Errr? Really busy...Plus, ya know, you're so..nice...I got scared. [emoji52]

I dont have to be nice if you dont want me to   >:D

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Oh - uh - yeah - thanks Loopy - I did mean the Snickers with the peanut butter filling.  They're the only Snickers I eat now.  They come in regular and large sizes.   I've heard that Twix has peanut butter too now but I haven't seen them.  But - I haven't been looking for them either since I don't normally buy Twix.   Onebitelover - I love the Reeses in tree, heart, etc. form also.  I just bought a package of the Reeses hearts (6 hearts per package) (Valentine's Day leftover) on sale over the weekend.  I might have picked up a second one but I was being shadowed by a friend who simply went "should I be shaking you and lecturing?"  I said no and ignored the second package and kept walking.   Butterfinger has a peanut butter filling now too.   and Oilily Sepperl - yeah Rob does have an awkward gait - its so him.  Its those long legs of his (one leg is slightly shorter than the other one but I don't remember which one) that get him into trouble.  They're part of what makes him so adorkable.

Fluv peanut butter twix. The regular ones are just......ok... I guess.  The PB ones.....are shaaaazammm !
 
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Do you guys ever listen to audiobooks?   I'm getting major eye fatigue trying to make it through Outlander.   I'm thinking I may need to switch up between audio and reading.

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Audio books are great, but it really depends on who reads them and if you like their voice.  Some readers have a very annoying voice.

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Outlander has to be up there with some of the best books I've read; so I thought 'I wonder what it'd be like as an audio book.' Epic fail, hated the narrators voice....she was way too 'old sounding' for Claire. And when she did Jamie's voice? Or a Scottish accent in general? I wanted to run screaming from the room. You might not notice, as you don't listen to a English accent every day, but for me it was torture.

It has never once occurred to me to download an audio book. I can see its advantages though. I could listen to it while im supposed to be cooking and cleaning! Can you imagine the lemons though? Do they read the moans and groans?  :sign0137: And why would a woman read the male dialogue? Lots of questions i know but it's all in the name of "research" ofcourse.
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Do you guys ever listen to audiobooks?   I'm getting major eye fatigue trying to make it through Outlander.   I'm thinking I may need to switch up between audio and reading.


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Audio books are great, but it really depends on who reads them and if you like their voice.  Some readers have a very annoying voice.

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Outlander has to be up there with some of the best books I've read; so I thought 'I wonder what it'd be like as an audio book.' Epic fail, hated the narrators voice....she was way too 'old sounding' for Claire. And when she did Jamie's voice? Or a Scottish accent in general? I wanted to run screaming from the room. You might not notice, as you don't listen to a English accent every day, but for me it was torture.

I asked the same question in one of the previous 64 pages. I have decided, if I cannot hear Jamie's voice reading to me, then it's best to let my imagination run wild. This dialect makes me  :rain:   :rain: 

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orrrrrr him speaking French ?

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‘Fifty Shades’ Sequel: Author E.L. James Demands Control Over Script
Now that “Fifty Shades of Grey” has become an international box office phenomenon, author E.L. James is seeking more control over the sequel by writing the script herself. Universal Pictures, which had been resistant to the idea, is currently discussing the potential move with James, who wrote the bestselling erotic trilogy about Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, Variety has learned.

 

Given the success of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which has so far grossed more than $300 million worldwide, the next logical step would be for the studio to announce the greenlight to its sequel, “Fifty Shades Darker.”

 

According to insiders, the delay in the production of “Fifty Shades Darker” is related to the fact that Universal execs and James are still arguing over details. Unlike most successful franchises, which aim to retain the team behind the first film, it appears that “Fifty Shades” will undergo a dramatic creative reshuffling in the weeks to come. Sources close to the project don’t expect director Sam Taylor-Johnson or screenwriter Kelly Marcel to be back for the second installment, though reps for the studio say no official decisions have been made.

 

“The studio had always intended to sit down with the author after the film opened and discuss next steps, and that has not yet happened,” said a Universal spokesman.

If James does write the screenplay for “Fifty Shades Darker,” it could mean a later release date for the sequel. James has never written a film before, and the studio may need to factor in extra time for revisions. But as in the case of Gillian Flynn, who wrote both the book and screenplay for “Gone Girl,” the project could potentially benefit from an author adapting her own characters.

 

Because of this uncertainty, production on “Fifty Shades Darker” likely won’t get under way until the first quarter of 2016. That would mean the sequel wouldn’t arrive until late 2016 or the first quarter of 2017. Without a shooting script or start date, having the movie ready for next year’s Valentine’s Day is highly unlikely.

 

It’s rare in showbiz for an author to exercise the kind of oversight that James has had over the bigscreen journey of “Fifty Shades.” James didn’t peddle the movie rights until her books were already a worldwide phenomenon, and every studio in town wanted to adapt the trilogy, which gave her considerable bargaining power. As a result, she was able to negotiate a deal with Universal and Focus Features that gave her control over how Christian and Anastasia would appear in the film. Not only does she exercise casting approval — she first met Jamie Dornan, who plays Christian, at his audition in Los Angeles (and was a fan of his work on the BBC TV series “The Fall”) — she’s also credited as a producer on the first movie.

 

When J.K. Rowling sold her “Harry Potter” books to Warner Bros., she weighed in on a few creative decisions — asking that the cast be made up of British actors, for example. But then she allowed the filmmakers to take liberties with her stories. The films’ screenwriter, Steve Kloves, has said Rowling was hands-off. The same went for Stephenie Meyer, author of the “Twilight” franchise, which inspired “Fifty Shades.”

 

On the other hand, James was very involved in all aspects of the “Fifty Shades” film, as she attended creative meetings to make sure that the film didn’t veer too far from her book. According to sources, James, who has no prior film experience, would at times hold up the creative process by offering input that wasn’t in line with the filmmakers’ vision. But given James’ contract with Universal, the director and other producers on the film couldn’t go around her.

 

James and director Taylor-Johnson constantly fought on set and in the editing room on details surrounding the movie. “We disagreed a lot,” Taylor-Johnson told Variety in January. “She created these characters and the story. I was trying to create a film experience that would honor the book but at the same time give us a fresh perspective. That was difficult for her. We’d battle things out. I think you could say we crossed every scenario through our battles.”

 

While it’s not clear why Taylor-Johnson wouldn’t be back for the sequel, it’s likely both sides aren’t eager to rehash similar arguments. James and Marcel worked on the first draft of “Fifty Shades of Grey” at the author’s London home. But once the studio asked for revisions to tone down the sexual content, Marcel and James had a falling out, according to sources. Patrick Marber was brought in for the rewrites. (Marcel, who declined to be interviewed, hasn’t been part of the “Fifty Shades” press tour.)

 

In the meantime, production uncertainty has also made scheduling difficult for stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. The two actors are now hot casting commodities. But since they don’t know when they’ll need to disrobe for the next “Fifty Shades,” they haven’t been able to commit to other roles in the near future.

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I asked the same question in one of the previous 64 pages. I have decided, if I cannot hear Jamie's voice reading to me, then it's best to let my imagination run wild. This dialect makes me  :rain:   :rain: 

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orrrrrr

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My dearest Jamie:

I couldnt play the first video but oh my sweet baby Jesus. This one kills me:


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Say it with me now: "I want to have your Gaelic babies."
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Goodnight..
« Reply #1308 on: February 21, 2015, 06:22 AM »
Goodnight all :-* Thank you RDM :-* i will be having gorgeous dreams tonight, but first i need a cold shower.
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I couldnt play the first video but oh my sweet baby Jesus. 

supposedly this is a non-usa version. Of course, I cannot preview it, but it looks to be the same.

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or maybe through this link ?

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awl hell......you gotcha see it......so off to digging around.

Tumblr maybe ?

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Say it with me now: "I want to have your Gaelic babies."

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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One of the benefits of watching on your ipad, you can take pictures ...
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Watching this is taking away from my reading time but it's worth it.
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Was it Ilibeth? Was she English?
Yes! That was her name. She lived in one of the areas that got hit bad by fires that one year.  She was also in school working on her degree.  She may have been originally English but she was living in Australia when she was on here. 

I always wonder how many ladies quit coming just because they are no longer reading fanfics.  Because I think there is more talk about Jamie now than Edward. ;)
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I always wonder how many ladies quit coming just because they are no longer reading fanfics.  Because I think there is more talk about Jamie now than Edward. ;)

Much to my dismay....Get back to your bloody Edward/The Pretty you lot!  >:D  :D

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I dont have to be nice if you dont want me to   >:D



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It has never once occurred to me to download an audio book. I can see its advantages though. I could listen to it while im supposed to be cooking and cleaning! Can you imagine the lemons though? Do they read the moans and groans?  :sign0137: And why would a woman read the male dialogue? Lots of questions i know but it's all in the name of "research" ofcourse.

Honestly I didn't listen to more that 10 pages of Outlander as an audio book and of those four (I skipped to) were the post-Wentworth episode
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and if that didn't move me then nothing about an this audiobook would....But if they had different actors for all the characters it would not be an audio book it would be a play, and each 'book' would cost £100! :D :D Wait. Have I typed this exact sentence once before? I'm getting a real sense of deja vu..... :o






 

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It has never once occurred to me to download an audio book. I can see its advantages though. I could listen to it while im supposed to be cooking and cleaning! Can you imagine the lemons though? Do they read the moans and groans?  :sign0137: And why would a woman read the male dialogue? Lots of questions i know but it's all in the name of "research" ofcourse.
So, I have a bunch of textbooks on Kindle and I used the read to me function a lot with them. The mechanical voice was fine with textbook subjects. Then I tried a fanfic. It was switching POV's halfway through the chapter. It got me through cleaning the kitchen but so annoying to hear Bella's POV in a male voice. Or a Siri like voice telling EPOV.

But what was really funny was how they deal with abbreviations that could be multiple things. So your comment reminded me of Astro talking about the same thing only mmmm oh yess mmm came out as millimeter millimeter millimeter millimeter millimeter oh yes millimeter millimeter millimeter. ....   :D :D :D :D

At least the audible books are real people reading. And if you find a reader that sounds like your inner voice reading to you,  the fact that it is a woman reading man parts isn't so bad.

Amazon also offers discounts on the audible version if you buy a Kindle book. Some are really cheap. 
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At least the audible books are real people reading. And if you find a reader that sounds like your inner voice reading to you,  the fact that it is a woman reading man parts isn't so bad.

Amazon also offers discounts on the audible version if you buy a Kindle book. Some are really cheap.

Now you see? That would be a feat....I have no idea what my inner voice sounds like....out loud... :P Maybe I should just only use an audio book if I'm not so invested in the characters or books that I've not previously read myself, then I have no expectations.



 
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Now you see? That would be a feat....I have no idea what my inner voice sounds like....out loud... :P Maybe I should just only use an audio book if I'm not so invested in the characters or books that I've not previously read myself, then I have no expectations.
I think this is because you are a speed reader. Most of us slow readers  - although we don't actually read the words out loud to ourselves - mentally read as if we were reading out loud.  This is why I have trouble speed reading even though I have read all the different speed reading books. They all say the first thing you have to learn is to not actually read. It is very hard to relearn reading after all these years.  :P

As I'm typing this I hear myself reading what I'm typing. Sigh.
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Talking about chocolate, I haven't tried or seen the Peanut Butter Twix yet, but how about Peanut Butter Oh Henry. They are really good!
 
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None of this surprises me, I think if I worked with EL James I would of bitched slapped her long ago. :D
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Mayo?   10 octaves higher.....  Mayo?

 :sign0137: :sign0137:

Hate anything that's got it in it. Shivers.
I FLOVE Mayo especially if mixed with PB, but don't tell the hubby that as whinges at me for having too much of either of them. But I can't help it, I just love spreading/dunking/adding etc them on everything. ;) >:D >:D


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But what was really funny was how they deal with abbreviations that could be multiple things. So your comment reminded me of Astro talking about the same thing only mmmm oh yess mmm came out as millimeter millimeter millimeter millimeter millimeter oh yes millimeter millimeter millimeter. ....   :D :D :D :D ]
The millimeter millimeter thing was perhaps the funniest post we've ever had!  Wasn't there an audio clip to go with it?   $1 to the first person that finds it.    (I kid! I kid!)
 
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It looks like Jen733 is reposting Illegal Contact.  It's been on my TBR list for a while.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

And, Ruth can correct me, but I think it may still be available on Twilighted....

No comments on why she is reposting.
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It looks like Jen733 is reposting Illegal Contact.  It's been on my TBR list for a while.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

And, Ruth can correct me, but I think it may still be available on Twilighted....

No comments on why she is reposting.

I checked and yes it is still up on Twilighted and it is complete over there.

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