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Thread #7 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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>:D >:D >:D

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He is not very tall.... His wife is beautiful.

Why is Dakota crazy?

About the trophy wife fic, arghhhhh last chapter ended with a clifie..
And I bet the blond that
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It's a good fic,  a bit too long, and some annoying spelling mistakes. Where instead of wear, "site-seeing", and so on.

Another thing that annoys me is the designer name dropping. Not just in the Trophy wife fic.
If you are a millionaire you are not wearing coach and Michael Kors bags, you go for Chanel and Hermes.
You don't buy engagement rings from Tiffany, you go to Cartier or Harry Winston.
And you probably go to St Barth instead of Cancun. They spend the entire fic name dropping the wrong names.

I tried reading another fic that keeps popping in my email ( author I follow), good plot from the summary. But it sucked. Not believable and weird and childish. Private intentions
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About the trophy wife fic, arghhhhh last chapter ended with a clifie..
And I bet the blond that
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I have the same suspicion. And I was wondering
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I tried reading another fic that keeps popping in my email ( author I follow), good plot from the summary. But it sucked. Not believable and weird and childish. Private intentions
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Thank you for unrecommending this story. I have it in my favs on ff.net. will be gone now :-*
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I have the same suspicion. And I was wondering
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Too many subplots, right?
Jake, Sam, Holly, Alice....
The Alice thing is also weird.

Im also thinking that
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Too many subplots, right?
Jake, Sam, Holly, Alice....
The Alice thing is also weird.

Im also thinking that
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Yes, I`m wondering where will she go with Alice...
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Yes, I`m wondering where will she go with Alice...
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I thought about that as well
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I thought about that as well
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I guess we`ll know soon enough since she`s updating pretty regularly now :)
 
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On a side note... Saw this and had to laugh... [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16]


this is so funny! And exactly me.
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On a side note... Saw this and had to laugh... [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16]


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this is so funny! And exactly me.

Ha!  :D I do this all the time. :P
 
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Read this on Tapatalk...where the spoilers don't WORK! [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]
Oops!!!! Sorry [emoji53]
 
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Oops!!!! Sorry [emoji53]

Oh. No. don't apologise...lovely morning surprised. :P
 
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Hmmmm.... I'm a huge Disney fan, so not sure how I feel about this [emoji12]  I don't know whether to laugh or cover my eyes and cringe!!!! [emoji53]

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>:D >:D >:D

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How dare you all ogle my baby's a$$.  :P :P >:( >:( >:( :D :D
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Hmmmm.... I'm a huge Disney fan, so not sure how I feel about this [emoji12]  I don't know whether to laugh or cover my eyes and cringe!!!! [emoji53]

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I saw this yesterday and it's wrong on so many levels.
It's bad enough that I can't watch Frozen anymore thanks to my best gay introducing me to the p0rn version.  ??? ??? :o :o
 

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I've decided that I might keep my eldest daughter after threatening to return her to where I got her from (the frozen aisle at our local supermarket) as she's been a real pain in the a$$ - stupid hormones.  :D

She came home from school today and told me that she's writing a media project about me and why I hold an important place in her choice of film she's chosen for her essay.  :o

Apparently her media class was given an assignment of writing an essay about a film that is significant to them for whatever reason, apparently most of her class have decided to write about Twilight or Disney films where as she has picked one of my all time fave films - Heathers which no-one in her class has heard of.  :o :(
 

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How dare you all ogle my baby's a$$.  [emoji14] [emoji14] >:( >:( >:( :D :DI saw this yesterday and it's wrong on so many levels.
It's bad enough that I can't watch Frozen anymore thanks to my best gay introducing me to the p0rn version.  ??? ??? :o :o

I'm sorry, but it must be done!!! [emoji48] [emoji48] [emoji48]

*Hahahaa!!! Yeah.... I'd probably choose not to see that and ruin my virginal princesses!!! 
 
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I've decided that I might keep my eldest daughter after threatening to return her to where I got her from (the frozen aisle at our local supermarket) as she's been a real pain in the a$$ - stupid hormones.  :D

She came home from school today and told me that she's writing a media project about me and why I hold an important place in her choice of film she's chosen for her essay.  :o

Apparently her media class was given an assignment of writing an essay about a film that is significant to them for whatever reason, apparently most of her class have decided to write about Twilight or Disney films where as she has picked one of my all time fave films - Heathers which no-one in her class has heard of.  :o :(
*Hahahaa!! Can't wait for the hormones phase! [emoji34] [emoji53] [emoji17]

Oooo!!! Heathers was GOOD! Classic [emoji173]
 
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Hmmmm.... I'm a huge Disney fan, so not sure how I feel about this [emoji12]  I don't know whether to laugh or cover my eyes and cringe!!!! [emoji53]

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I laughed uproariously! Especially when I read this

Find it in Fifty Shades: He stops and reaches for a washcloth as I pant against him, wanting... needing. My hands rest on his firm, muscular things. Squirting more soap onto the washcloth, he leans down and washes between my legs. I hold my breath.

Is that what it says in the book?!  :D :D Also I can't remember Pocahontas being quite that bootylicious? And I honestly couldn't decide on the answer to the final question but I think it might be Anna & Kristoff (Frozen) though I have never actually seen Frozen  but the caption made me ROFLMAO!  :D :D :D
 
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I laughed uproariously! Especially when I read this

Find it in Fifty Shades: He stops and reaches for a washcloth as I pant against him, wanting... needing. My hands rest on his firm, muscular things. Squirting more soap onto the washcloth, he leans down and washes between my legs. I hold my breath.

Is that what it says in the book?!  :D :D Also I can't remember Pocahontas being quite that bootylicious? And I honestly couldn't decide on the answer to the final question but I think it might be Anna & Kristoff (Frozen) though I have never actually seen Frozen  but the caption made me ROFLMAO!  :D :D :D
LOL!!!!!!

My pdf version says "thighs"

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LOL!!!!!!

My pdf version says "thighs"

 [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Nope. Online it says 'things' [emoji23][emoji23] And as always the comments at the bottom of the page are even more entertaining that the content...Jesus humanoids are weird, they will find just about anything to argue over...F*ck!
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I'm sorry, but it must be done!!! [emoji48] [emoji48] [emoji48]

*Hahahaa!!! Yeah.... I'd probably choose not to see that and ruin my virginal princesses!!!
I'll forgive you this time hun.  :D :D

Lol, that's a great excuse hun even though I'm finding it hard to believe.  :P :P :D
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*Hahahaa!! Can't wait for the hormones phase! [emoji34] [emoji53] [emoji17]

Oooo!!! Heathers was GOOD! Classic [emoji173]
I thought living with a teenager was bad enough but add the fact she's now 26 weeks pregnant and arghhh  :pulling :pulling
I was never that bad when I was pregnant with her  :sign0103: :sign0103: ;D

I agree hun, it is a classic even though so many people I know have never heard of it or watched it.  :(
 
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I'll forgive you this time hun.  :D :D

Lol, that's a great excuse hun even though I'm finding it hard to believe.  :P :P :DI thought living with a teenager was bad enough but add the fact she's now 26 weeks pregnant and arghhh  :pulling :pulling
I was never that bad when I was pregnant with her  :sign0103: :sign0103: ;D

I agree hun, it is a classic even though so many people I know have never heard of it or watched it.  :(

hold on, your daughter is pregnant?? i missed this.
You are going to be a grandma?
Sorry Loopy, cant imagine you baking cookies and knitting
 
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