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Thread #7 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Nope. Online it says 'things' [emoji23][emoji23] And as always the comments at the bottom of the page are even more entertaining that the content...Jesus humanoids are weird, they will find just about anything to argue over...F*ck!
So,  pictures of perverted princesses are okay, but they can't say "thighs"?

My favorite part was the comments.  LOL! Such outrage.  And so many comments - then why did you look?

I think my favorite was Cinderella at the with the balls. The play on words was perfect.  ;)
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So,  pictures of perverted princesses are okay, but they can't say "thighs"?

My favorite part was the comments.  LOL! Such outrage.  And so many comments - then why did you look?

I think my favorite was Cinderella at the with the balls. The play on words was perfect.  ;)

LOL! They can say it hon, I think it was a typo!  :D :D :D :D The comments were nuts, did you read the one woman that tried to make FSOG out to be the next great hope for literature.... :o
 
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hold on, your daughter is pregnant?? i missed this.
You are going to be a grandma?
Sorry Loopy, cant imagine you baking cookies and knitting
Yeah she is hun, was a bit shocked when she told us but I suppose with her b/f living with us it could of happened sooner than it has but they have been together nearly 4 yrs now. I just wish they had waited/were more careful as she's due May 18th and she's going to be taking her exams (GCSE's) then so it's gonna be difficult for her.

I'm gonna be a Nana as I keep telling her I'm too young to be a Grandma or Granny.  :P :P
Oh god no hun, I've made this far in life without baking or knitting I'm not gonna start now.  :D :D
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LOL! They can say it hon, I think it was a typo!  :D :D :D :D The comments were nuts, did you read the one woman that tried to make FSOG out to be the next great hope for literature.... :o
On what planet would it be even remotely considered anything like that.  :D
 

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Yeah she is hun, was a bit shocked when she told us but I suppose with her b/f living with us it could of happened sooner than it has but they have been together nearly 4 yrs now. I just wish they had waited/were more careful as she's due May 18th and she's going to be taking her exams (GCSE's) then so it's gonna be difficult for her.

I'm gonna be a Nana as I keep telling her I'm too young to be a Grandma or Granny.  :P :P
Oh god no hun, I've made this far in life without baking or knitting I'm not gonna start now.  :D :DOn what planet would it be even remotely considered anything like that.  :D

Congrats, i guess?
Its not ideal... but babies!!! just too cute.
How many toddlers will be around now?
Will you have to turn the playroom into a nursery?
How old is she? GCSE are before or after A levels?

You´ll be cool grandma that probably will buy them their first drink.
 
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Loop. Watching The Fall, first episode. I'd be the blonde bint that shows the serial killer my driving license because he's hot! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  Honestly I can see why they would've chosen Jamie after watching him in this, you know he's a killer but you still want to bump into him on a dark night and, as he's slicing you up, you're thinking " if I just try a little harder I can change him!"  :D :D....its the same principle with Grey, everything about the situation says 'run' but Anna vejayjay says 'stay'.
 
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Congrats, i guess?
Its not ideal... but babies!!! just too cute.
How many toddlers will be around now?
Will you have to turn the playroom into a nursery?
How old is she? GCSE are before or after A levels?

You´ll be cool grandma that probably will buy them their first drink.
Thanks hun.  :-*
With Saxon and Dior we'll have 3 little 'uns about the place.
That's sacrilege hun, there's no way I'm turning my playroom into a nursery, the hubby and 4 of his brothers are converting the attic into a massive bedroom and living space for her and her b/f.
She's 16 so she's got a year on me when I was pregnant with her, GCSE's are before A levels which she's hoping to take as she wants to go to college (which thankfully has free childcare).
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Loop. Watching The Fall, first episode. I'd be the blonde bint that shows the serial killer my driving license because he's hot! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  Honestly I can see why they would've chosen Jamie after watching him in this, you know he's a killer but you still want to bump into him on a dark night and, as he's slicing you up, you're thinking " if I just try a little harder I can change him!"  :D :D....its the same principle with Grey, everything about the situation says 'run' but Anna vejayjay says 'stay'.
Lol, definitely hun and when you realise you couldn't change him you seriously wouldn't mind that Paul was the last thing you saw before you died.  :D :D
The episode I watched TF I thought it was the reject land for Hollyoaks peeps. :P :P
 

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LOL! They can say it hon, I think it was a typo!  :D :D :D :D The comments were nuts, did you read the one woman that tried to make FSOG out to be the next great hope for literature.... :o
LOL! Right up there with Letters to Penthouse Forum, the book.

I didn't get that far down the comments.  :P
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LOL! Right up there with Letters to Penthouse Forum, the book.

I didn't get that far down the comments.  :P

Yeah, apparently you could only appreciate FSOG if you have a 'big heart'  :o No word of a lie....Sometimes I do find myself visualizing a utilitarian future were before anyone is allowed to interact with other members of society online they need to take an IQ test, if you fail you get chipped and the internet just won't work for you, anywhere   8)
 
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Nicholas Sparks
« Reply #929 on: February 12, 2015, 11:44 AM »
Do you know I've never read a  Nicholas Sparks' novel? Does that mean I have to hand in my I Have A Vagina membership card? If I wanted to finally dip my big toes which book would anyone who has read him suggest I start with?
 
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Yeah, apparently you could only appreciate FSOG if you have a 'big heart'  :o No word of a lie....Sometimes I do find myself visualizing a utilitarian future were before anyone is allowed to interact with other members of society online they need to take an IQ test, if you fail you get chipped and the internet just won't work for you, anywhere   8)
I actually liked the underlying story but wasn't so much into the kinky stuff after I read it the first time.  Sometimes though, I read the comments and wonder if I read the same book. Well, okay, I never read the book. But I heard it was the same. Was there nonconsensual sex in there?   Someone kept making a big deal about it.  ???

But then again, they were Bella and Edward. And you knew they loved each other even if they didn't know it yet. LOL!

Um, I have never read Nicolas Sparks either. Or watched a movie of his.  So I guess I should turn my vajayjay card in also.  :D :D :D :D
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Do you know I've never read a  Nicholas Sparks' novel? Does that mean I have to hand in my I Have A Vagina membership card? If I wanted to finally dip my big toes which book would anyone who has read him suggest I start with?

Can't help you there.  I haven't read any either.  I watched The Notebook under duress, but James Garner was in it and I do love him.
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I actually liked the underlying story but wasn't so much into the kinky stuff after I read it the first time.  Sometimes though, I read the comments and wonder if I read the same book. Well, okay, I never read the book. But I heard it was the same. Was there nonconsensual sex in there?   Someone kept making a big deal about it.  ???

But then again, they were Bella and Edward. And you knew they loved each other even if they didn't know it yet. LOL!

Um, I have never read Nicolas Sparks either. Or watched a movie of his.  So I guess I should turn my vajayjay card in also.  :D :D :D :D

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They were saying she said no but he got her drunk and took advantage of her. I don't remember that.  Now I think he did try to get her drunk
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They were saying she said no but he got her drunk and took advantage of her. I don't remember that.  Now I think he did try to get her drunk
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Well, there is a part where he gets her tipsy, but he says it's because she's bolder and tells him what she's thinking when she's had a little bit to drink.  So I call BS on the non-con.
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I've never read a Sparks either, but I have watched enough of his movies to know I don't like those, either. Someone always dies. I don't know who decided he wrote romance, he doesn't. Love stories, yes, but romance, no, because romance requires that HEA. I don't mind angst through a story, so long as I get that HEA ending!
 

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The comments were nuts, did you read the one woman that tried to make FSOG out to be the next great hope for literature.... :o
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On what planet would it be even remotely considered anything like that.  :D

Even the Planet of the Apes will debunk that statement! [emoji13]

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I actually liked the underlying story but wasn't so much into the kinky stuff after I read it the first time. 

Same here, it's not the best written story out there but it worked for me [emoji1]
 
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Do you know I've never read a  Nicholas Sparks' novel? Does that mean I have to hand in my I Have A Vagina membership card? If I wanted to finally dip my big toes which book would anyone who has read him suggest I start with?

as you can see, you are not alone. though i wouldn't go to the extent of handing out my Vagina membership card, I don't want to grow a dick nor walk around with balls hanging between my thighs! [emoji13][emoji12]

I don't read sparks, coehllo and similar sappy, sad, deep sh*t like that. fluff and no brain matter needed is what i prefer. i read to escape and not add the horrors of others to my life [emoji13]

this is why I don't watch dramas but if one has a great review/story/actors/oscar nomination, i might give it a try.

i have only watched A Walk to Remember and The Notebook from the sparks movie roster. I really rec The Notebook, worth the cry! [emoji6]

i like efron, duhamel and tatum but haven't bothered to watch their sparks movie though [emoji19] would rather watch The Expendables over these dramas [emoji12]
 

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Yeah she is hun, was a bit shocked when she told us but I suppose with her b/f living with us it could of happened sooner than it has but they have been together nearly 4 yrs now. I just wish they had waited/were more careful as she's due May 18th and she's going to be taking her exams (GCSE's) then so it's gonna be difficult for her.

I'm gonna be a Nana as I keep telling her I'm too young to be a Grandma or Granny.  :P :P
Oh god no hun, I've made this far in life without baking or knitting I'm not gonna start now.  :D :DOn what planet would it be even remotely considered anything like that.  :D
Loopy, I had you pegged as someone in their late twenties or very early thirties.
 
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I've never read a Sparks either, but I have watched enough of his movies to know I don't like those, either. Someone always dies. I don't know who decided he wrote romance, he doesn't. Love stories, yes, but romance, no, because romance requires that HEA. I don't mind angst through a story, so long as I get that HEA ending!


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Loopy, I had you pegged as someone in their late twenties or very early thirties.

Loopy is 30-31 [emoji1]
 
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