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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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This isn't so much read it first, but I heard that Livie might pull Glycerine, so you might want to archive that in your prefered method of choice
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This isn't so much read it first, but I heard that Livie might pull Glycerine, so you might want to archive that in your prefered method of choice
The one good thing about grabbing all the finished stories?  I no longer worry that something will be pulled. ;)
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True, but it's more a of a guard against the inevitable "Where did ___ go?" post.
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Oh God. I. Am. So. Confused.... :-\

no worries! you can just give him a homerun
a) zip through all bases
b) he can go to your dugout
c) somewhere in between you can take a picture of his pretty bat
d) you're happy, he's happy, we squeal and be happy for you too  :D :D
 

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Ok, so what should I read next?  I'm in the mood for a famousward!  I have been keeping a short TBR list (<40 fics) and these caught my eye:
Glycerine - Livie79 -
Tropic of Virgo - in.a.blue.bathrobe
The Rules of Hollywood - suzie55;
The Man Who Can't Be Moved - Jenny0719;
Virgins & Villains - Emmamama88;
First & Ten - nolebucgrl;

I havent read Diva Diaries yet. am partial to humorous stories rather than angst so i will go with First & Ten or V&V. TMWCBM is a bit long and as FFG said a bit repetitive (a lot of lemons), its really good too. it's the 2nd twific i ever read and where i found out about good lemons.  ;)

actually, all of the above are good but only these 3 are in my top 10  :)
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Hey Ella, you recommended vjgm, so I'm going to assume that since you have just about everything else under the sun that you have hers, too. Do you have the outtakes to Parenting Skills? I've been looking for them since I found this site, but no luck. I tried looking at your caliber library which looks to be sorted by author. I couldn't see anything past the a's though, unless I'm missing something, which is entirely possible.
 
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I havent read Diva Diaries yet. am partial to humorous stories rather than angst so i will go with First & Ten or V&V. TMWCBM is a bit long and as FFG said a bit repetitive (a lot of lemons), its really good too. it's the 2nd twific i ever read and where i found out about good lemons.  ;)

actually, all of the above are good but only these 3 are in my top 10  :)
Booked,  have you not read Reel Life? It's a really great Actorward. ;)
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Hey Ella, you recommended vjgm, so I'm going to assume that since you have just about everything else under the sun that you have hers, too. Do you have the outtakes to Parenting Skills? I've been looking for them since I found this site, but no luck. I tried looking at your caliber library which looks to be sorted by author. I couldn't see anything past the a's though, unless I'm missing something, which is entirely possible.
Unfortunately, I was a little late to the game and don't have all of her stuff. But what I've read has been funny. Loved Family Therapy Cullen Style.  I may have some in my PDF files. I'll have to look.
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mltgr on ff.net used to keep track of everything that left on ff.net that was Twilight related.  She used to appear over on Twilighted occasionally but I haven't seen her name listed on who has been on the board lately.  She kept a spreadsheet.  Try the following link and see if its any help.   I also still have her e-mail address on my pm's on Twilighted.   She may have given up - try the link anyway and see.


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Unfortunately, I was a little late to the game and don't have all of her stuff. But what I've read has been funny. Loved Family Therapy Cullen Style.  I may have some in my PDF files. I'll have to look.

Damn. I was hoping. There are 22 different copies of Parenting Skills on here, but no one has the outtakes. They were really good to.
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I don't know if this is going to be any help but vjgm still has six fics up on Twilighted,



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I don't know if this is going to be any help but vjgm still has six fics up on Twilighted,



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Thanks, but that's not it. She p2p'd Parenting Skills years ago, the same time she did Boycotts and Barflies.
 
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Lol, I bet your hubby was bracing himself not to crash the car if you did start squealing.  :D :D
If it weren't for our noisiness and FFG wanting a pic how else would we find out all the juicy details. DAMN!!! I was kinda hoping it would count as I first saw it in the cinema.  ;)
Don't talk to me about Lock Jaw - been there, done that and it was nothing like the scene from The Sweetest Thing. :sad: :PUrghh, it's depressing reading about the bases as they've changed a bit over the years and it makes me realize up until I turned 14 I actually missed out on quite a bit of fun by going straight to 4th base. More than making up for it now though.  :D :DLol, I loved that they got to 8th base, which according to Howard was 7th base with his shirt off.  :57: :57:
 Hi tricklem, it's good to see you back. :-* :-*
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Thanks honey  :-* hope things are running smoother for you too. 


Thanks everyone. It was a difficult few months. I was diagnosed with depression and my doctor found a good medication for me. It is nice to be back.
 
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Thanks everyone. It was a difficult few months. I was diagnosed with depression and my doctor found a good medication for me. It is nice to be back.

Hopefully, the silly and affectionate nature of this thread will help.
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Booked,  have you not read Reel Life? It's a really great Actorward. ;)

oops, yeah i did read that. damned phone! meant to delete just the Diva Diaries. Agree, Reel Life was good too  :)
 
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Thanks everyone. It was a difficult few months. I was diagnosed with depression and my doctor found a good medication for me. It is nice to be back.

glad to see you back! just let all our silliness here lift away your worries  :) that's what i do when life and work is kicking me in the butt... well, there's always pron too  :D :D :D
 
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Ok, so what should I read next?  I'm in the mood for a famousward!  I have been keeping a short TBR list (<40 fics) and these caught my eye:

(Oh and if anyone of these has Bella accidentally gets pregnant early on in their relationship, please warn me now!  I really dislike when stories take that turn.)

Glycerine - Livie79 - 194k; Glycerine Sweet, clear, odorless...harmless, unless mixed with the wrong ingredients. When Bella decided to fulfill a fantasy, Edward was happy to oblige. No strings, no obligations. But when their paths cross months later, a spark is ignited and the tables are turned. Will the highly combustible mixture of lust and love survive or create an explosion that will destroy them both?

Tropic of Virgo - in.a.blue.bathrobe 150K; He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Reel Life - SpecialK199 (actor); 121K; Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks

The Diva Diaries
- KiyaRaven (theaterward) x?; Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen.

The Rules of Hollywood - suzie55; 6K (actorward):Rising Star Edward Cullen is trapped in a fauxmance he wants to end. While filming a movie, he's drawn to a pair of distracting brown eyes. Within the trials of a new relationship, they discover themselves and each other

The Man Who Can't Be Moved
- Jenny0719; 315k; (actorward) Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?

Virgins & Villains - Emmamama88; 481k; (actorward) Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?

First & Ten - nolebucgrl;376k;  Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two?

It should come as no surprise that out of this list Diva Diaries is my favourite (it's probably the one with the most angst  :P) Glycerine and Tropic are on equal footing. The rest I've read but I can't remember whether I enjoyed them or not, which kinda tells ya.....*shrug*

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no worries! you can just give him a homerun
a) zip through all bases
b) he can go to your dugout
c) somewhere in between you can take a picture of his pretty bat
d) you're happy, he's happy, we squeal and be happy for you too  :D :D

 :D :D :D Booked. Honestly. I have no words..... :-*

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The one good thing about grabbing all the finished stories?  I no longer worry that something will be pulled. ;)

Hear. Hear. I have nothing that's complete in my FFN account as soon as it's done its "Calibrated"  :P Once bitten, twice shy.

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Hopefully, the silly and affectionate nature of this thread will help.




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glad to see you back! just let all our silliness here lift away your worries  :smiley: that's what i do when life and work is kicking me in the butt... well, there's always pron too  :D :D :D





I agree. It can get crazy on this thread. I have told my husband about a couple of the things that we have discussed, and he was shocked and rolled his eyes at me.
 
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No, it's humorous rather than silly.  Although Emmett can get a little silly with his pranks.  It's definitely an E/B love story.
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In F&T, most of the funny comes from Emmett and Alice. Not the same humor as Aha Shake which I would classify more as crackfic humor. Vjvm wrote similar crackfic stories about the Cullens as vampires. If you want something similar to Aha Shake, I would check out her vamp stuff. ;)

Started First & Ten last night and so far I really like it.   I like this sexy, not overly confident Edward! And Bella and her lack of verbal filter are giving me lots of giggles because I have the same problem when I get nervous.   And so far I love Jasper, Alice and Emmett!    I just realized this is the same author that wrote Sideline Collision.   I liked that one, but it wasn't up there in my top 20.  This one might very well be.   

I always wondered what "crackfic" was...   Yes, Aha Shake was just silly.   Enjoyable after Dusty, but not generally my cup of tea.   I like that F&10 is as you said, humorous.   Lots of laughs, but still a very meaty there too.
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Started First & Ten last night and so far I really like it.   I like this sexy, not overly confident Edward! And Bella and her lack of verbal filter are giving me lots of giggles because I have the same problem when I get nervous.   And so far I love Jasper, Alice and Emmett!    I just realized this is the same author that wrote Sideline Collision.   I liked that one, but it wasn't up there in my top 20.  This one might very well be.   

I always wondered what "crackfic" was...   Yes, Aha Shake was just silly.   Enjoyable after Dusty, but not generally my cup of tea.   I like that F&10 is as you said, humorous.   Lots of laughs, but still a very meaty there too.
F&T is probably on my top 10 list. Along with her WWF/WWS which I also recommend.  Nolebugrl doesn't do overly angsty stuff and she normally has a lot of good humor in it. Sideline Collision is not her best work but is a good story.

And they are all good to read between angsty stories as a break. ;)
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