Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Three - ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 943234 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** March 12, 2013, 10:46 AM »

Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1781 on:** April 12, 2013, 04:51 AM »

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I am having a memory block at the moment and I am sure someone here can help. Must have been the reading/ blogging I did while on pain meds from surgery.

1. Someone mentioned a very funny story they were reading. Was it Curveball?
2. I am reading a Wip. Just started it and I know it is not complete, in fact, it only has a few chapters. Edward is a priest. Bella was a nun, but left the church. She shows up everyday at the same time praying. They have had dinner together. It is not Sanctuary. Anyone have a clue? I need to write it down.

Thanks !

~~I can't help you here, but is Curveball a Twific? I couldn't find anything with that title on ff.net and if it's funny, I'd like to try it (or at least add it to be TBR ). Can you link it, please?~~

Never mind! I found it - Curve Ball, not Curveball

And it was already on my following list - so yay! I'm not adding anything...for a change!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1782 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:11 AM »

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Astro -
Work has been crazy because we're finally wrapping up production, but it's been a slow paperwork kind of morning so I finally had a chance to catch up on some personal emails, skim through the daily headliners and news about stuff going on in the world and on about 20+ pages of posts on this thread. When I got to your post, I literally spit up my pellegrino all over my lap when I read this comment because while I was catching up on random world news I saw this: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

I'm still laughing and it hurts... want to know why? Because I've been doing Jillian Michaels' 6 week Abs for the past 2 weeks, so...

THANK YOU! to Lauren and Astro for keeping JM's 30 DS on my radar. I resisted and went on steakhouse binges, stuffed my face with french fries, and almost drowned myself in milkshakes.... but your incessant comments about Jillian Michaels reminded me that I should supplement daily running and hiking with some hardcore core workouts.

lauren - I think I've read your TSA-ward like 5 times since you posted. I hope we inspire you to write more, because I know many of us on here enjoy your stories (and the lack of SPaG errors).

Good for you on the exercise front! But now I have to go and download 6 Week Abs!

Has anyone else stuck with The Shred?

Aussies are just so full of class! I saw that story on the news this morning - but they didn't say it was a set up! They said that they were actually caught "in coitus".

You know, this happened in the same state that Rob was filming The Rover.

You know, if I was in a car with Rob, this would be me and him in the photo - and we wouldn't just be faking it!!!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1783 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:21 AM »

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Walmart, I have a choice of several, but the closest is 30 miles away
Target, 45 miles away
Kmart, 45 miles away

Yea, I live in the middle of NOWHERE.
Our idea of a traffic jam is a school bus, a tractor, or an animal

The middle of nowhere? I'm about 20 miles south of that!

Whoop Whoop. About 90% of Australia is Whoop Whoop.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1784 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:22 AM »

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If I travelled for 45 minutes I can guarantee I would have passed at least that many Tesco's.

Once they get in they spread like an infectious disease. There are 8 variations that I know of within 15 minutes drive of me.

Tesco sounds like herpes!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1785 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:25 AM »

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I'm watching Celebrity Juice and Joey Essex has just said that Richard and Judy are the people that created the world!
He also thought that the Country that bordered Wales was Russia or London.

Where the hell did he go to school?

I am ashamed to be from the same Country as him!

I do not know Celebrity Juice or Joey Essex or Richard or Judy.

I do know that Russia and London do not border Wales.

I feel smarter than Joey Essex. That's a good thing, right?

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1786 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:31 AM »

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Just wondering if anyone's reading The Art of Getting Fluffed? It's a Rom/Com WIP I've found. Frequently updates. Edward's a p0rn star & Bella's a snarky waitress. It's had some pretty funny one-liners, IMO. I usually don't do WIPs, but this one has sucked me in with it's humor/storyline.

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No - not yet. I don't WIP.

I didn't know the term "fluffer" until I started reading fanfic. See how educational it is!

Before twific, someone who is a fluffer, fluffed around and was busy, but was not get anything done.

Very different meaning!!!

Or maybe not!!!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1787 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:43 AM »

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I am from the Philippines and am 5'5 and a half

nevermind the bra sizes... yep, we went that far into sharing here...

5'5? Are you sure???

I thought I was taller than you!

I know my boobs are still bigger, but it really sucks to know that I'm shorter than you!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1788 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:45 AM »

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The embarrassment I feel right now just thinking about what happened last night! So, I started reading a story and saw the author had Twitter. I thought I'd follow her in case she posted something relevant to the story. Anyway, then I started reading what she had so far, reviewed all the chapters and was excited for the next update.. only to realise it hadn't been updated in 2 years. I then tweeted about how I hate starting stories like that and how irritating it is - only to have her reply apologising because she knew I was talking about her. The shame.

But did she say why she hasn't updated?

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1789 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:47 AM »

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Nope, that wasn't me! Back when that convo was started, i rarely posted

Let me try to find where that originated, my fuzzy memory thinks it was either demaris or astro who started the thing...

I'm sure it wasn't me!

Booked, you might have rarely posted when that convo started, but it didn't take you long to join in!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1790 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:53 AM »

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Hi again! I'm finally home and settled from spring break and it took me a while to catch up!

Our closest Target is 4 islands over in Hilton Head about 30 minutes from here. We have Publix for groceries and the closest one is 2 islands over from ours. We don't really have anything just around the corner down here. Lots of moss and gators though!

I read "Hilton Heads" and pictured Hawaii.

I read "moss and gators" and heard banjos playing and pictured cousins getting married!

I googled Hilton Heads and saw a really gorgeous looking part of the world!

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What movie has some guy looking for a girl and the only clue he has is a photo with her standing in front of a red and white striped lighthouse like this? And was it filmed there?

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1791 on:** April 12, 2013, 06:00 AM »

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what i really do is not use the signs(not sure how they are called).

By "the signs", do you mean emoticons?

... I really hate it when people use emoticons.

My best friend hates the smiley face emoticon : ) and hates it even more when it turns into the little smiley face in Outlook and Word

So I make sure I use it in every single text and email I send her

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1792 on:** April 12, 2013, 06:01 AM »

It's been awhile since I've been here, just talking to myself, but even though it's Friday night here, I'm now going to bed.

Booked · « **Reply #1793 on:** April 12, 2013, 07:03 AM »

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5'5? Are you sure???

I thought I was taller than you!

I know my boobs are still bigger, but it really sucks to know that I'm shorter than you!

Don't forget the "and a half". Yup, am taller than you. Do have to admit you are way bigger in the boobs department, which is more important for attracting guys

Maybe your weight in front pulls you forward so you can't stand up super straight to get an accurate height measurement

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I'm sure it wasn't me!

Booked, you might have rarely posted when that convo started, but it didn't take you long to join in!

Still not as chatty you, ms. 2,100+ posts... But it sure is a joy posting here and talking to all you lovely ladies

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1794 on:** April 12, 2013, 07:04 AM »

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I read "Hilton Heads" and pictured Hawaii.
I read "moss and gators" and heard banjos playing and pictured cousins getting married!
I googled Hilton Heads and saw a really gorgeous looking part of the world!

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What movie has some guy looking for a girl and the only clue he has is a photo with her standing in front of a red and white striped lighthouse like this? And was it filmed there?

It's one of those Nicholas Sparks movies - maybe The Letter?

Booked · « **Reply #1795 on:** April 12, 2013, 07:36 AM »

Ok, did some research and the boob size sharing all mothballed from this innocent comment about strapless wedding gowns by DD:

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Then people just started sharing their own boob stories and sizes...

That's as far as i'll go in solving the mystery of the boob survey...as we all know, we love sharing the weirdest stuff you wouldn't normally share in real life, the anonymity here is liberating

The how tall are you question came from Lauren

Loopy · « **Reply #1796 on:** April 12, 2013, 09:26 AM »

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Tesco sounds like the European version of Walmart. I believe Asda, is owned by Tesco or vice versa, not Wmart.
Aldi here is a a discounted grocery store that may not necessarily sell the finest quality goods.
Was Tesco in Cali? I read somewhere that a large European chain is/was trying to open up in california.

Rickell is right hun - Asda is owned by Walmart.
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Tesco was/is-the-join-chat-button-a-part-of-stp known as Fresh & Easy in America but I think most of their stores over there sunk as the Americans didn't take to them.
What a shame.

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I'm watching Celebrity Juice and Joey Essex has just said that Richard and Judy are the people that created the world!
He also thought that the Country that bordered Wales was Russia or London.

Where the hell did he go to school?

I am ashamed to be from the same Country as him!

That's why I can't watch TOWIE (though I am obsessed with Geordie Shore

).
I'm pretty sure if you gave Joey or most of the cast memebers a piece of

and told them it was a chocolate bar, they would eat it.

Loopy · « **Reply #1797 on:** April 12, 2013, 09:32 AM »

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Whit3 · « **Reply #1798 on:** April 12, 2013, 10:34 AM »

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That's why I can't watch TOWIE (though I am obsessed with Geordie Shore ).
I'm pretty sure if you gave Joey or most of the cast memebers a piece of and told them it was a chocolate bar, they would eat it.

The scariest thing is he announced his engagement to one of his cast members who was on the show with him. Apparently they want 4 or 5 children - one of the other guests said maybe he shouldn't have more children than he could count!

2muchrubbish · « **Reply #1799 on:** April 12, 2013, 10:49 AM »

SORRY, this is so off topic.

Anyone here live in or near Rochester, NY? I just got a call from my friend who's working on a project. Specifically, if you have a car and would like to be an extra (this would be paid). PM me and I'll give you the details. Right now, dates are looking to be April 30 - May 9.

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Ellachanted · « **Reply #1800 on:** April 12, 2013, 10:51 AM »

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Rickell is right hun - Asda is owned by Walmart.
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Tesco was/is-the-join-chat-button-a-part-of-stp known as Fresh & Easy in America but I think most of their stores over there sunk as the Americans didn't take to them.
What a shame. :PThat's why I can't watch TOWIE (though I am obsessed with Geordie Shore ).
I'm pretty sure if you gave Joey or most of the cast memebers a piece of and told them it was a chocolate bar, they would eat it.

I've shopped at Fresh & Easy. It is not near me, but I've seen them when I travel for work. They remind me of a Whole Foods. Or a gourmet grocery store. I want to say it had a very nice selection but the prices were similarly high. And I don't think it was in a high income area.

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