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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Wow that's a lot  :omg: anyway Hydraulic 5 is a wonderful read and I just started TGV so far so good next on my list is The Practicum and maybe Caged not sure I'll wait until I finish both TGV and The Practicum

Tell me about it.  Told my hubby i need a vacation,  He said " ok where do you want us to go?"  I looked at him and said, "We?" I said "I".  I just want 1 weekend by myself in a hotel room, with a couple of bottles of my "Mommy juice" a nice big bathtub/jacuzzi some scented candles and Edward (Will have to settle on Edward on my kindle).  He looked at me like I had 6 heads and said OK, and walked awayLOL
"Failure is not the opposite of success,  It is the necessary ingredient."
 
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Ok I am back,  Missed you ladies.  I have had a real crazy week.  Darn audit coming up at work,  hubby working lots of OT so i am shuffeling the kids around from my son's soccer practices 2 days a week,  soccer clinic 1 day, personal trainer 1 day soccer game on weekend, daughter has brownies 1 day, dance 1 day, soccer 1 day and games on weekends.  PHEW  :17: :omg: i am tired just reading it.

But thanks for the laughs and I was going to ask for a rec, I just can't get into Caged.  But i think i will go with either Hydraulic 5 or TGV ( the FBI Edward) I am not even going to attempt to spell the name of the book.

Don't feel bad, I cannot pronounce nor spell it. I'm always copying and pasting. It is Dutch, which Edward will use occasionally. It means 
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Tell me about it.  Told my hubby i need a vacation,  He said " ok where do you want us to go?"  I looked at him and said, "We?" I said "I".  I just want 1 weekend by myself in a hotel room, with a couple of bottles of my "Mommy juice" a nice big bathtub/jacuzzi some scented candles and Edward (Will have to settle on Edward on my kindle).  He looked at me like I had 6 heads and said OK, and walked awayLOL

 :D :D :D :D :D

Mommy Juice.

( I'm sudenly a 13 year old boy)
 

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Don't feel bad, I cannot pronounce nor spell it. I'm always copying and pasting. It is Dutch, which Edward will use occasionally. It means 
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Thank You.   :-*
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:D :D :D :D :D

Mommy Juice.

( I'm sudenly a 13 year old boy)

LOL Hmmm That is what my friends and I call our wine.. But i guess the way you are thinking is not such a bad thing, especially when it comes to Edward, Copward, Customward, Militaryward, etc.  you get the picture  >:D
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I call your Lizard Lick Towing, and raise you a Honey Boo Boo, that show is taped less than an hour from where I live! Talk about giving us all a bad name! People probably think all Southerners are like Mama June and her icky gnat buzzing toe! :P

You mean you're not? That's EXACTLY how I pictured you!  :o


 :D :D :D
 
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Has anyone managed to record on vocaroo as per Astro's instructions?

I have tried several times but there is no sound - maybe that's a good thing!

I just clicked the button and it worked - I didn't even know I had a microphone on my laptop! I recently discovered I have a camera too   and am now a little paranoid! It's not like I sit around using the computer nekkid - but just the thought that someone could be watching!  :o
 
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Tell me about it.  Told my hubby i need a vacation,  He said " ok where do you want us to go?"  I looked at him and said, "We?" I said "I".  I just want 1 weekend by myself in a hotel room, with a couple of bottles of my "Mommy juice" a nice big bathtub/jacuzzi some scented candles and Edward (Will have to settle on Edward on my kindle).  He looked at me like I had 6 heads and said OK, and walked awayLOL

I would prefer a hubby to talk to when I get home! I can do the candle/bath/wine/reading thing whenever I want, and while it's nice and all, I don't actually do it too often.

We're never happy with what we've got  :'(

*sigh* How very melancholic  of me! I think I'm PMSing!

And my tumble drier died this morning after over 15 years of service!

And it's Sunday afternoon!

And SNB is mowing - fully covered!!!
 
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I've just watched this guy on BGT and he had me laughing my head off.

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He certainly doesn't feel sorry for himself!

Thank you for posting that!

In my PMS state, I cried, I laughed, I cried, I laughed - and then I went looking for chocolate!
 
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I've seen the term "shredded abs" to describe someone with ripped ab muscles in a couple of erotic romances I've read.  I can't figure out why anyone would describe abs that way.  It makes me think that claws have injured someone's midsection.  Can anyone shed any light on this term?
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I just clicked the button and it worked - I didn't even know I had a microphone on my laptop! I recently discovered I have a camera too   and am now a little paranoid! It's not like I sit around using the computer nekkid - but just the thought that someone could be watching!  :o
I keep a post it over the camera.  Comes off easy if I want to use the camera.  Which is never.  ;)
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What is it about this strut that makes my girl parts tingle!!!

Maybe that's why SAF's shorts are so tight - to rein in her tingling loins!  :D
 
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I've seen the term "shredded abs" to describe someone with ripped ab muscles in a couple of erotic romances I've read.  I can't figure out why anyone would describe abs that way.  It makes me think that claws have injured someone's midsection.  Can anyone shed any light on this term?
Um, because they did the 30 day shred to get them??  :D :D :D :D
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I've seen the term "shredded abs" to describe someone with ripped ab muscles in a couple of erotic romances I've read.  I can't figure out why anyone would describe abs that way.  It makes me think that claws have injured someone's midsection.  Can anyone shed any light on this term?

I keep hoping for the day the 30 Day Shred will give me ripped abs - perhaps it has something to do with that?

Although ripped and shredded are pretty much the same meaning.
 
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Um, because they did the 30 day shred to get them??  :D :D :D :D

Ella, I hope that's your usual sarcasm, cuz otherwise I have no idea what you're saying.  I'm feeling very ignorant about pop culture today.
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I keep a post it over the camera.  Comes off easy if I want to use the camera.  Which is never.  ;)

Hmmm - what I thought was the lense was actually a screw cover holding the screen together!  :-[

The lense is well camouflaged - the people that made my laptop must specialise in equipment for stalkers!  :D
 
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I keep hoping for the day the 30 Day Shred will give me ripped abs - perhaps it has something to do with that?

Although ripped and shredded are pretty much the same meaning.

Looking at it from that point of view, I can understand shredded abs.  Someone got a thesaurus and decided to live dangerously.  I've heard the term ripped abs and accepted it without really questioning it, but shredded abs just left me with a gory visual.
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Thank you for posting that!

In my PMS state, I cried, I laughed, I cried, I laughed - and then I went looking for chocolate!

Astro, we are pmsing together. This is getting weird
 
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So has anyone read the future-take for 'The other Side of the Fence' ?

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I wanna know what you think?  ;)
 
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What is it about this strut that makes my girl parts tingle!!!

Maybe that's why SAF's shorts are so tight - to rein in her tingling loins!  :D

Why are they still together ???

WHY?
 
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