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And this one is for Astro since she said pretty please.....

A couple of very short and sweet recs:

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Definitely both worth reading. Too cute.

Long Way from Heaven now has me convinced all Aussies must be as pervy as Astro:

"I was thinking more along the lines of an Australian kiss."

"A what?" I ask, confused.

"I can't believe you don't know this one," she says with a laugh. Then she wiggles her eyebrows suggestively. "Well, it's like a French kiss, but, you know… down under."

lolololololol. I am soooo gonna use that Australian kiss line. I love it !

So, I was reading lots of stories these days, what else should you do with a stomach bug that happened to the whole family (including myself)?

I've read Doctors Orders, that was pretty good, Waterloo made me laugh so hard...

I've read a very very bad Jasper/Bella story (My Eyes are finally open by Harry Potter Expert - Slytherin) and a very very good Jasper/Bella story (The first breath by ElleCC)...

And I've read Love's Sunrise by Happy Bells. Very adorable if you imagine the writer to be a teenage girl writing her first story. You want to pat her on her head and tell her "good job!" and walk away chuckling, hoping she'll get better when she's older. I'm glad it was rated T, so at least there weren't any awkward lemons...

So, you don't have to read it, but I have to share the funniest of her errors, they are sooo cute!

"And you know this how?" - "Don't you know I'm physic?"

 He's a phycologist- it's kind of creepy how easily he can get people to open up to him.

You can have another appeal point for liking Claire de Lune's music.

Sometimes I just love those things, they make me laugh 

Drug out the laptop this afternoon, so I could use my microphone. Here you go......3......2......1

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Mickey - I detected a southern accent on some words, but not on everything.  You also have a pleasant voice.

Urghh, I've got sucked into an another WIP 
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The night their lives were set to start was the night it all came to an abrupt end. Five simple words, "Let's play hide and seek", sparked a manhunt for Isabella Swan that has haunted Edward Cullen ever since. Back in Forks for the first time in over a decade, he has to face reality: he lost his soul mate. Is it too late to find her?
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 1,064 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 04-13-13 - Published: 03-23-13 - id: 9128078

I saw this a couple of weeks ago and started it too.  I haven't read the latest chapter as I decided to wait until it was nearing completion to carry on.

I'm reading Theories of Bellativity again as it has been updated recently and, I enjoyed what I had read in the past. 
It's another doctorward though - I see a pattern emerging!

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Mickey - I detected a southern accent on some words, but not on everything.  You also have a pleasant voice.

Ah yes, southern born and bred. After living in Germany a couple of decades ago, mom told me I sounded so much different. I guess, now I am a little bit of everything mix.

I absolutely love your accent! 

It is amazing how differently we all pronounce things.  Did you find the adrenaline kicked in once you started reading?

I tried to do this yesterday but my microphone is knackered so I have to find an external one.

No, not really. I had to re-record Astros part twice, because the phone rang twice in the middle of recording. Then I kinda got tongue tied over some of the phrases and tried not to laugh or make my own comments after each one.

Ah yes, southern born and bred. After living in Germany a couple of decades ago, mom told me I sounded so much different. I guess, now I am a little bit of everything mix.

No, not really. I had to re-record Astros part twice, because the phone rang twice in the middle of recording. Then I kinda got tongue tied over some of the phrases and tried not to laugh or make my own comments after each one.

I thought you sounded great hun.
Whenever I record stuff or leave voice-mails etc, I sound like a 12 year old farmer. 

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Another great voice and accent! Such a lovely thing to hear and its nice to put voices to your names.

Was surprised you didn't have a "thicker" southern accent but as you said, spending a long time in another country will definitely change the way you speak. 

It always amazes me how we pronounce words differently depending on what part of the world you're from. 

OK Astro, I completed The Geheime Vernietiging. Perfect HEA ending and you will be perfectly satisfied if there never was a sequel. Me, well evidently I like to be tortured and I will add it to the other wips I keep up with.

5 stars and it just might be in my top 10 list.

Why have I not read this before now? 

You said it was over 1000 pages. I looked at mine. I have one version that is 1600 pages with pics throughout. The other one is 700 pages. Since I read it off of fanfiction, I could tell the chapter lengths were long since it took me awhile to read. However, the length of the story never enters your mind, the good ones you don't want them to end. I didn't feel like she was wordy at all. The next button taunted me all the way. :-)

My epub version from Calibre shows 2023 pages.  I like long stories, but that is long. Is it a long build up? Because I started it and looked like it was going to take a while to get to the good stuff. So I put it down. I'm in a humor mood right now. 

I'm not a big mobward fan, though that can change at any moment, LOL!  I do like mysteries and Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan novels.  So this one has moved up on the TBR list.   

Edward is undercover for the FBI, so he is against the mob.

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Ooo. And who can resist a protective tattward badass with all the right moves?  Lol