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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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lmao. Must be the auburn/blonde kissed hair and blue/hazel/green eyes thing. Googling him. He was a Calvin Klein model too?

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Cough . GOOGLE. Cough  :57:

I must say, I am not a fan of the long hair. Tied back its ok. But he has wicked eyes.


I will post a link. It gets big. See these eyes?

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I love long hair. But not everyone can have it. He was gorgeous before. But I prefer this gruffier (?), rugged , all man version of him.
 
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I love long hair. But not everyone can have it. He was gorgeous before. But I prefer this gruffier (?), rugged , all man version of him.

Me too. I just edited that post with gifs. Scruffy. ALL man versions.
 
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Time for bed.



G'Night

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lmao. Must be the auburn/blonde kissed hair and blue/hazel/green eyes thing. Googling him. He was a Calvin Klein model too?

I must say, I am not a fan of the long hair. Tied back its ok. But he has wicked eyes.

I will post a link. It gets big. See these eyes?

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That picture of him in the link reminds me of a young but more manly Brad Pitt... Mmmmmmmm

Also that sex and the city guy Smith who was the boyfriend of samantha, Jason Lewis

 
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He is soooo effing hot.
Way hotter than rob.
I'll get banned after this.
No way! You are banned.   >:( >:( >:( >:(

Okay ban over. I can't really ban you.  ;)
Especially, without the beard & with short hair?  Yeah he's hot. But is he as funny as Rob?
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Sorry if someome answered this already. I haven't totally caught up on the newest pages.

To me this sounds like   Breaking from the Ordinary  by Burntcore on Twilighted. Its not complete though.
I actually was thinking it was pretty close to that one too. I need to read both though. ;)
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He is soooo effing hot.
Way hotter than rob.
I'll get banned after this.

:D :D :D

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No way! You are banned.   >:( >:( >:( >:(

Okay ban over. I can't really ban you.  ;)
Especially, without the beard & with short hair?  Yeah he's hot. But is he as funny as Rob?
I don't think there is anyone else prettier than RP. Hot people, sure but prettier and just as cute as him, no. :sign0135:

Is it weird that I think of him as pretty? I also think he's freaking hot, but there are some pictures of him out there that make me wish I could un-see things. :D

Like this. :undecided:

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But then this I like. :love: :dance:


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I hate hate buying things online, I can't stop checking the UPS tracker page, as if  ten minutes will make a difference and it will be automatically on my doorstep.  :33:


I just can't stop myself, please tell me I'm not the only one who does this.   :pulling
 
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Hello lovely people! Do you know what today is?

No, so I shall tell you: Today is my BIRTHDAY!

Not something I would usually shout around but I've got to enjoy it while I can, getting old is hard...  :P

Getting old? Pffft!

But let's all give Illabeth some support on her birthday...



 
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Oh Kellan - I'll show you something that vibrates.  It's right here in my bedroom...

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That is disturbingly erotic!

Disturbingly!
 
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Deranged dreamer and Astro - your stalking  :D  how could I NOT reblog Rob'sBoner?


You taught me everything I know  ;)

I remember seeing another gif of when BD1 was being made - they're sitting on the couch and she's got her feet in his lap, and then she gives Rob Jnr a rub with her foot. It was another appearance of Rob's Boner - but alas, I can't find it anywhere!

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I think several of you are watching Vikings as well. Hubs and I got caught up Sunday night.

I've been d/l'ing because I don't think it is even available anywhere on Aussie TV yet, but I have 4 friends who steal it from my hard drive every week. I'm behind in eps though, so no spoilers please (D_D - I'm looking at you! :googlyeyes:)

Apart from my love of anything historical, this is why I'm d/l'ing it:



ETD: I posted this before I saw that you'd posted it! Great minds...!
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That is disturbingly erotic!

Disturbingly!

Seems as if Cartoons and childrens shows are disturbing often enough...

We have a show about animals. One topic: tails! Some animals have short tails, some have long tails, Some have thick tails, some have thin tails ...
(the German word for tail is also used to describe the penis, so.... very disturbing show....)
 
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I'm starting another new one.  It is a not a summary I would usually go for, but, I have read a couple of bad ones lately and figured this couldn't be any worse.  Those may be famous last words - we will see!

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An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3,100 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 11-14-12 - Published: 08-27-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7329957

I loved that one. Quite often, I'm not in the mood for the typical twific romance, so stories like this are a welcome and necessary break. If only there were more like this... My favorite fics do have romance in it but just as a subplot. I always need a compelling plot :) Fluff just bores me. I don't like to spend hours reading nothing but fluff.

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I think i started doing that after a fic killed edward off. 40 chapters of angst, i think it was Mens Rea.

Oh, that was such a great read. And the best thing, a different ending than most other fics have.

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I think it's still in FF.net, I think Edward was anorexic or something, I read it a long time ago.

It was You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login and You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by twiXlite. I remember I liked them, but I was fresh to the fandom back then. They were the first twifics I enjoyed.

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I tried to create a non-HEA list based on what was discussed then so here is what i compiled:
[...]
High anxiety

I read that one recently. I flounced the story years ago after that brush scene but tried it again. I liked the ending, bittersweet as it was. Bittersweet endings are my favorite kind because they always make me cry :) And they are a lot better than a simple HEA after a heartbreaking story. My example for HEAs I didn't like: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. It was such a great story that I enjoyed a lot, so much angst and drama. Then came far too many chapters of pure fluff that ruined it for me. Without that ending, A Thousand Leaves could have easily been my #1 favorite twific.
 
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Hey Astro.  Travis Fimmel is an Aussie too. Wonder is he gives australian kisses? 

I know! We breed some very nice boys - and they all know how to give Australian kisses! ;)

I would like to order a Chris Hemsworth and Travis Fimmel sandwich, please!

These Aussie vikings can pillage me anytime they want!
 
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Seems as if Cartoons and childrens shows are disturbing often enough...

We have a show about animals. One topic: tails! Some animals have short tails, some have long tails, Some have thick tails, some have thin tails ...
(the German word for tail is also used to describe the penis, so.... very disturbing show....)

 :D  I once wanted to cuddle with my friends cat, only he didn't want to. So I tried to grab his tail to annoy him - and said that out loud. :) After that, I began using another term for it that is quite common in the north of Germany - "stert", to avoid misunderstandings :)
 
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That picture of him in the link reminds me of a young but more manly Brad Pitt... Mmmmmmmm

Also that sex and the city guy Smith who was the boyfriend of samantha, Jason Lewis

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It has even been suggested by some journalists that Fimmel was the inspiration for Sex and the City heartthrob 'Jerry' Smith Jerrod.
 
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:D  I once wanted to cuddle with my friends cat, only he didn't want to. So I tried to grab his tail to annoy him - and said that out loud. :) After that, I began using another term for it that is quite common in the north of Germany - "stert", to avoid misunderstandings :)

 :D
Do you speak platt?
 
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No way! You are banned.   >:( >:( >:( >:(

Okay ban over. I can't really ban you.  ;)
Especially, without the beard & with short hair?  Yeah he's hot. But is he as funny as Rob?

I'd bet he is! Our Aussie boys have a wicked sense of humour!

Or he might be a wanker. He has a foul mouth  ;). I think he might also use "herbal" supplements...

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Seems as if Cartoons and childrens shows are disturbing often enough...

We have a show about animals. One topic: tails! Some animals have short tails, some have long tails, Some have thick tails, some have thin tails ...
(the German word for tail is also used to describe the penis, so.... very disturbing show....)



At least they didn't mention hairy or fluffy tails!  :o

Or autonomy!  :sign0137:

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Please excuse my interruptions above! I have been catching up on the chat for the day, and it wasn't until I finally got to the end that I saw how random my comments seem in the middle of your German tail/penis discussion.  ^-^
 
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