Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I havent read it, but i saved it. And I normally check to see if it is a hea.

Since yesterday I've been saving some old fics I read when I joined the fandom.
So many I thought I had and didn't.

Are you hoarding, D_D?

*sniff* So proud!

I thought I was the only one who thought things about guys Adam's Apples. 
I do like to have a good lick and a suck on them - I know that sounds weird and Rob's looks just right for that job. 

I never noticed them before Rob.


But then again......there are LOTS of things I notice now... 

This boy has LOTS of things to notice...and lick and suck on...

This boy has LOTS of things to notice...and lick and suck on...

Before I ever looked at a pic. My mind went straight to the hairy hotdog. 

Oh - that goes without saying!

I was being discrete 

I was going to look up the definition, because I don't think I have ever been Discreet, and I was looking for something funny.  That got me laughing so hard, I couldn't even post. So now I have got to post it.

dis·creet  [dih-skreet]
adjective
1. judicious in one's conduct or speech, especially with regard to respecting privacy or maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature; prudent; circumspect.
2.showing prudence and circumspection; decorous: a discreet silence.
3.modestly unobtrusive; unostentatious: a discreet, finely wrought gold necklace.

Was it a freudian slip to say discrete?

dis·crete  [dih-skreet] 
adjective
2.consisting of or characterized by distinct or individual parts; discontinuous.

Soooooo a vibe?

I am not poking fun, I swear. Just totally funny. 

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Diane Keaton on Ellen. 



And....nods head...........

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The husbands surprise date tonight was to the Red Wings game  The only thing I could think of was MMM hockey players 

Mmmmm. . . Edward in the Misapprehension of Bella Swan.   

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This is exactly what I was picturing  Thanks 

I was going to look up the definition, because I don't think I have ever been Discreet, and I was looking for something funny.  That got me laughing so hard, I couldn't even post. So now I have got to post it.

dis·creet  [dih-skreet]
adjective
1. judicious in one's conduct or speech, especially with regard to respecting privacy or maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature; prudent; circumspect.
2.showing prudence and circumspection; decorous: a discreet silence.
3.modestly unobtrusive; unostentatious: a discreet, finely wrought gold necklace.

Was it a freudian slip to say discrete?

dis·crete  [dih-skreet] 
adjective
2.consisting of or characterized by distinct or individual parts; discontinuous.

Soooooo a vibe?

I am not poking fun, I swear. Just totally funny. 

Well, the part I was thinking of is a "distinct or individual part" 

  This is why I should never attempt to use fancy words - firstly, I can't spell it and secondly, I can't do it!!!

I was being discreet as I checked out the firm, ripe arses of the 18 year old cadets during the Anzac Day march and service - until I commented discreetly to one of my teachers and was overheard by a group of parents - who were not discreet in their eavesdropping!

But damn! That was a fine uniformed arse!

Do I get discretion points for not taking a photo with the school camera?

The husbands surprise date tonight was to the Red Wings game  The only thing I could think of was MMM hockey players 

Mmmmm. . . Edward in the Misapprehension of Bella Swan.   

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Hockey - ice hockey - is not played here...probably because we don't have ice!

However, strictly for educational purposes, in order to fully understand and appreciate TMoBS, I undertook some extensive research into hockey players.

I have a question for those of you who live in cooler climes where ice hockey is played:

Wouldn't this be a little cold? And a little dangerous?

I mean, the blade of an ice skate must be called a blade for a reason! 

(And I've put these in a spoiler just to be safe - I have looked really, really closely, and can't see any areas in need of manscaping!
Unlike a few other pics that I can't post here - or anywhere else  - even in a spoiler in a spoiler in a spoiler!)

Hockey - ice hockey - is not played here...probably because we don't have ice!

However, strictly for educational purposes, in order to fully understand and appreciate TMoBS, I undertook some extensive research into hockey players.

I have a question for those of you who live in cooler climes where ice hockey is played:

Wouldn't this be a little cold? And a little dangerous?

I mean, the blade of an ice skate must be called a blade for a reason! 

(And I've put these in a spoiler just to be safe - I have looked really, really closely, and can't see any areas in need of manscaping!
Unlike a few other pics that I can't post here - or anywhere else  - even in a spoiler in a spoiler in a spoiler!)

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We actually have an ice hockey team here in Houston, despite the lack of freezing temperatures at almost any time of year.  Since ice hockey is played inside, the outside temperature doesn't matter.  It is cold on an ice rink, inside or not.  So those boys' bits are cold with no coverings.  I'm sure they were playing very, very carefully!

The Houston Aeros were actually mentioned in a fanfic I read recently - He Shoots, She Scores by witchyvampiregirl (the extended version, not the one-shot).