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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Wholegrains and fruit are always a good dietary choice.

Grey Goose uses soft winter wheat sourced from Picardy, a grain-growing region in northern France that's often referred to as the nation's breadbasket.

Grey Goose, like most major commercial vodka producers, has brand extensions beyond their classic formula, namely four fruit varieties: orange, pear, lemon, and black cherry. In this case, the fruit flavors infused into the basic vodka actually come from fruit (and all but the oranges, sourced from Florida, come from France.) The lemons come from Menton, in the south; the pears hail from the Loire Valley; and the black cherries are sourced from the village of Itzassou in French Basque country.



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Offline Chilibabe

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I particularly enjoyed scrolling down and finding a little slide show of David Beckham!

I would not be adverse to Beck's modelling one sided grape smugglers - in any size! >:D

He's nice to look at... *dreams*
as long as he keeps his mouth shut and leaves his wife at home...  ;)
 
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Offline Astro2009

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We actually have an ice hockey team here in Houston, despite the lack of freezing temperatures at almost any time of year.  Since ice hockey is played inside, the outside temperature doesn't matter.  It is cold on an ice rink, inside or not.  So those boys' bits are cold with no coverings.  I'm sure they were playing very, very carefully!

The Houston Aeros were actually mentioned in a fanfic I read recently - He Shoots, She Scores by witchyvampiregirl (the extended version, not the one-shot).

I just googled to see how many ice rinks we have in Australia (there are 21 all up - 4 here in Queensland  :o)

But these? Given my previous question?

Cockburn Ice Arena and Big Banana Ice Skating!

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Further proof that all Aussies are pervy!  :D :D :D
 
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Speaking of manscaping...I saw this article about very odd French underwear for men.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
The model is seriously manscaped.  I love the nickname - one-sided grape smugglers.   :D
Although I don't think the men we dream about could wear these, unless they come in larger sizes.

Wait, is that a man?

I don't know about you guys but he seems too feminine.

All that talk about Hockey, I feel the need to share that today I went to my first baseball game  8) and I didn't pay attention ^-^

Mostly because I didn't know what was going on, but then my nephew was being a cutie pie ;)
 
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He's nice to look at... *dreams*
as long as he keeps his mouth shut and leaves his wife at home...  ;)

Leaves her at home? He could just prop her up behind a lamp post and you wouldn't even know she was there!
 
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Wait, is that a man?

I don't know about you guys but he seems too feminine.


I think one of the reasons he looks so feminine is because of all the manscaping.  He looks like he shaved/waxed everything!
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All that talk about Hockey, I feel the need to share that today I went to my first baseball game  8) and I didn't pay attention ^-^

Mostly because I didn't know what was going on, but then my nephew was being a cutie pie ;)

I think I could really like baseball. It is a dream of mine to visit the States and watch a real life baseball game!

Of course, my knowledge of baseball comes from the baseball scene in Twilight, twifics like The Fan and Foul Territory, and movies like Bull Durham, The Natural, The Perfect Catch (Fever Pitch in the US?) and Summer Catch.

But men in tight pants? And beer? How could I not like it?

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The bit where Edward flips Emmett the bird - I love it, but it seems so out of character...more Rob than Edward? Anyone else agree?
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Leaves her at home? He could just prop her up behind a lamp post and you wouldn't even know she was there!

Right, he just would have to gag her...

OK stopping here right now, it's way too early for those things... ^-^
 
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Wait, is that a man?

I don't know about you guys but he seems too feminine.

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I think one of the reasons he looks so feminine is because of all the manscaping.  He looks like he shaved/waxed everything!

I actually haven't seen many women "there" but I don't think women have the pouchy bit like that either!  :D

Camel toe? Yes, but coin purse? I hope not!  ;)
 
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Wait, is that a man?

I don't know about you guys but he seems too feminine.

All that talk about Hockey, I feel the need to share that today I went to my first baseball game  8) and I didn't pay attention ^-^

Mostly because I didn't know what was going on, but then my nephew was being a cutie pie ;)

But he has a cute backside...  ;)

I have no idea about hockey or baseball... but yesterday was soccer - Champions League!  Nice...
 
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The bit where Edward flips Emmett the bird - I love it, but it seems so out of character...more Rob than Edward? Anyone else agree?

It does seem out of character for the way Edward is with Bella, and also for the tone of the source material aka Twilight.  I always attributed it to the fact that boys together are different from boys with girls. 
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Right, he just would have to gag her...

OK stopping here right now, it's way too early for those things... ^-^

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The only ones "endorsed by the author".  :sign0137:
 
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Wait, is that a man?

I don't know about you guys but he seems too feminine.


My exact same thoughts! I was envious of his smooth and perfectly curved butt! It would be so unfair that a man has a way better tush than me... Oh well, let's see if that will stay the same if men had the ability to carry a child and give birth...  ;D.  ....Sour graping over...
 
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Offline Andiemoe

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Hockey - ice hockey - is not played here...probably because we don't have ice!

However, strictly for educational purposes, in order to fully understand and appreciate TMoBS, I undertook some extensive research into hockey players.

I have a question for those of you who live in cooler climes where ice hockey is played:

Wouldn't this be a little cold? And a little dangerous?

I mean, the blade of an ice skate must be called a blade for a reason!  :o

(And I've put these in a spoiler just to be safe - I have looked really, really closely, and can't see any areas in need of manscaping!
Unlike a few other pics that I can't post here - or anywhere else  ;) - even in a spoiler in a spoiler in a spoiler!)

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I have never played hockey myself but I grew up around a lot of people playing. But from what I understand they wear a good amount of layers of clothes and protective padding. Along with gloves and helmets. That helps with the cold and protecting them if they catch a blade or being checked.
 
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I have never played hockey myself but I grew up around a lot of people playing. But from what I understand they wear a good amount of layers of clothes and protective padding. Along with gloves and helmets. That helps with the cold and protecting them if they catch a blade or being checked.

I'm guessing that "being checked" refers to when the players crash into each other, not the players checking out each others "bits".

Although...that might be a fun sport to watch!
 
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I think one of the reasons he looks so feminine is because of all the manscaping.  He looks like he shaved/waxed everything!


I get that, but did you see the other one, the one from behind. :D :D :D
 
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just in case nobody's seen this... or wants an ovarian explosion tonight. :D :D :D
 
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The only ones "endorsed by the author".  :sign0137:

It bothers me that this is happening to E.L James . >:(

This must be huge to her, but it is a bit creepy and nasty! :sign0137: :sign0137:

I don't know what it is, but it just bothers me that she got to where she is thank to us, her FF readers and then she had her 15 minutes of fame... or in this case longer based on what I see from the website, and then she just showed her true colors. I might be wrong... but I can read!!!!

It just annoys me, but feel free to tell me to  :sign0090:

BTW, did anyone ever see the tv add for the series?

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Every time it came on I wanted to hurl something at the TV!!!
 
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Offline Astro2009

As much as I love, LOVE, LOVE all the pics that everyone posts here, don't forget to adjust the size of pics.

Drypen has taught me well that big pictures make servers and websites crash.

Remember that sad, scary weekend not too long ago when we all thought that I had killed PTS because I posted a naughty picture?

We don't want to go through that again, do we?  :o

Even though it wasn't actually my fault (for a change!  ;)).

When you click the Mona Lisa Insert Image button  in your post, you'll get this [ img ] [ /img ].

After the first "img", type in a space followed by "width=450". You can type any number, but it should not be bigger than 450.

The location of your picture gets posted between the two sets of square brackets.
 
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