Author Topic: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux (Read 478221 times)

savanablue · « **on:** January 05, 2013, 07:47 AM »

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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mismom · « **Reply #1301 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:22 AM »

I was browsing the story summaries this morning trolling for new stories and I keep finding summaries with misspellings.
It doesn't matter how interesting the storyline might sound, I just can't make myself click that link to look any further.
It scares me....

anyone else feel this way or is it just me??

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1302 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:44 AM »

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I was browsing the story summaries this morning trolling for new stories and I keep finding summaries with misspellings.
It doesn't matter how interesting the storyline might sound, I just can't make myself click that link to look any further.
It scares me....
anyone else feel this way or is it just me??

Yeah, though if it sounds good enough, I may give it a chance. Summaries aren't usually beta'd though stories are.

Avrildulac · « **Reply #1303 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:45 AM »

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So, continuing my afternoon of research, I have a few Kiltwards that I thought I'd share:

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I swear these are better:

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I know this isn't a kilt, but it IS tartan, and I can't resist a man in tartan:
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IMO no one does a kilt better than Ewen:
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And just because I'm embracing my Scottish heritage:
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I dinnae ken aboot ye, but I'm fair puckled!

(I don't know about you, but I'm short of breath!)

And a few funnies:
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Lovely. Absolutely lovely. I'm reading The Rain Season right now and that one of RP/EC in all black is certainly a nice visual. Yum!

Loopy · « **Reply #1304 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:56 AM »

This pic made my ovaries explode slightly

- it's so sweet.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1305 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:47 AM »

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This pic made my ovaries explode slightly - it's so sweet.

Same here

laurendeplume · « **Reply #1306 on:** January 13, 2013, 09:27 AM »

Nothing better than a well muscled man holding a baby. Honestly, my ovaries do a little siren song whenever I see one.

Anyway, wanted to share a new WIP I started following after it got rec'd on TLS. It's called You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. I've not been following it long but it seems to update either every day or every couple of days. Hoping it'll be another Caged-ward.

Whit3 · « **Reply #1307 on:** January 13, 2013, 09:35 AM »

Halleferckinglujah I finally finished this story!!

It was a very very very long read. I'm not sure the length of time I put into this was worth it though - all a bit blah in the end.
I feel deflated now. Need some humour I think...

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1308 on:** January 13, 2013, 09:46 AM »

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Halleferckinglujah I finally finished this story!!

It was a very very very long read. I'm not sure the length of time I put into this was worth it though - all a bit blah in the end.
I feel deflated now. Need some humour I think...

Have you read the real life of edward masen, i have to find the link. i think that was the funniest fic ive ever read.

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The Real Life of E A Masen » by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing NOT ALLOWED, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. Rated: M
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,674 - Reviews: 2920 - Updated: 10-24-12 - Published: 4-25-12 - - Bella/Edward - Complete

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1309 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:10 AM »

i was reading this fic, and i was on the fence about it,

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Blood
Author: cupcakeriot PM
I realized, with no small amount of disbelief, that my life had become the vampire version of Cinderella. Except that I didn't lose a shoe once upon a time; I lost my life. I also realized, reluctantly, that I belonged to him – that my blood was his.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,424 - Reviews: 1,106 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 01-12-13 - Published: 10-07-12 - id: 8590794

But this last chapter, there was tampon scene.

followed by oral s.e.x

i dont care that he is a vampire. and all i can think is really

??

laurendeplume · « **Reply #1310 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:13 AM »

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i was reading this fic, and i was over the fence about it,

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Blood
Author: cupcakeriot PM
I realized, with no small amount of disbelief, that my life had become the vampire version of Cinderella. Except that I didn't lose a shoe once upon a time; I lost my life. I also realized, reluctantly, that I belonged to him – that my blood was his.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,424 - Reviews: 1,106 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 01-12-13 - Published: 10-07-12 - id: 8590794

But this last chapter, there was tampon scene.
followed by oral s.e.x

i dont care that he is a vampire. and all i can think is really??

I think you mean on the fence

But ew, really? I've seen that in a fic before, the oral sex at a special time of the month.

Don't care if it's a vamp-fic or not, that's just wrong!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1311 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:15 AM »

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I think you mean on the fence
But ew, really? I've seen that in a fic before, the oral sex at a special time of the month. Don't care if it's a vamp-fic or not, that's just wrong!

lol. thanx

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #1312 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:23 AM »

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Halleferckinglujah I finally finished this story!!

It was a very very very long read. I'm not sure the length of time I put into this was worth it though - all a bit blah in the end.
I feel deflated now. Need some humour I think...

Going Down by TexasKatherine was funny
Died and Gone to Heaven and its compliment Beg was as well
All short, and funny

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2muchrubbish · « **Reply #1313 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:32 AM »

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Reminded me of when Gerard Butler was on the Graham Norton show and talk about flashing experience the last time he wore a kilt - for his sister's wedding. So funny

Found it!

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btw, that woman who follows him and actually moved from Scotland to America... that's just scary. Total stalker status.

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But ew, really? I've seen that in a fic before, the oral sex at a special time of the month. Don't care if it's a vamp-fic or not, that's just wrong!

Yes, soooo gross!!

<--to the nth power!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1314 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:35 AM »

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I think you mean on the fence
But ew, really? I've seen that in a fic before, the oral sex at a special time of the month. Don't care if it's a vamp-fic or not, that's just wrong!

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Yes, soooo gross!! <--to the nth power!

sometimes i have to force myself away from the computer so i wont leave a bitchy review.
this was one of those times....

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1315 on:** January 13, 2013, 10:59 AM »

For some reason I always follow Mamasutra's work because she writes well and spends time developing her characters and plots, but honestly sometimes I feel like I should stage an intervention or something. Most of her stories deal with cheating or heartbreak and I don't think there is a single humorous fic in her whole back catalogue....I remember reading on one of her ANs that her and her husband going through a bad patch, but her latest work doesn't seem much happier..

The Art of Letting Go
Author: mamasutra PM
Edward always told me that I owned his heart even though other women filled his bed. Bad decisions and a broken heart always lead me back to the boy who ruled my world until I learned the fine art of letting go.

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deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1316 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:04 AM »

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For some reason I always follow Mamasutra's work because she writes well and spends time developing her characters and plots, but honestly sometimes I feel like I should stage an intervention or something. Most of her stories deal with cheating or heartbreak and I don't think there is a single humorous fic in her whole back catalogue....I remember reading on one of her ANs that her and her husband going through a bad patch, but her latest work doesn't seem much happier..

The Art of Letting Go
Author: mamasutra PM
Edward always told me that I owned his heart even though other women filled his bed. Bad decisions and a broken heart always lead me back to the boy who ruled my world until I learned the fine art of letting go.

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i never read her stuff.
i dont know why i have a harder time reading about cheating than i do about rape...

2muchrubbish · « **Reply #1317 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:06 AM »

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For some reason I always follow Mamasutra's work because she writes well and spends time developing her characters and plots, but honestly sometimes I feel like I should stage an intervention or something. Most of her stories deal with cheating or heartbreak and I don't think there is a single humorous fic in her whole back catalogue....I remember reading on one of her ANs that her and her husband going through a bad patch, but her latest work doesn't seem much happier..

The Art of Letting Go
Author: mamasutra PM
Edward always told me that I owned his heart even though other women filled his bed. Bad decisions and a broken heart always lead me back to the boy who ruled my world until I learned the fine art of letting go.

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Me too. Mamasutra is my ultimate angst guilty pleasure. I tried to stop following her (as an author) because I was getting headaches over the heartache, but I didn't last long. The Brothers Cullen is one that has me in a tizzy. Jasper is such a manho douche and Edward seems too nice.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1318 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:12 AM »

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Found it!

btw, that woman who follows him and actually moved from Scotland to America... that's just scary. Total stalker status.

That was funny! I think Gerard Butler is hot. But your right, imagine being a famous actor and that woman was a representation of your fan base? I'd give up, get a new job!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1319 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:17 AM »

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Me too. Mamasutra is my ultimate angst guilty pleasure. I tried to stop following her (as an author) because I was getting headaches over the heartache, but I didn't last long. The Brothers Cullen is one that has me in a tizzy. Jasper is such a manho douche and Edward seems too nice.

See I'm following that story, though I'm not sure I'll ever have the chops to read it

Eacalltheway · « **Reply #1320 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:20 AM »

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For some reason I always follow Mamasutra's work because she writes well and spends time developing her characters and plots, but honestly sometimes I feel like I should stage an intervention or something. Most of her stories deal with cheating or heartbreak and I don't think there is a single humorous fic in her whole back catalogue....I remember reading on one of her ANs that her and her husband going through a bad patch, but her latest work doesn't seem much happier.. :(

The Art of Letting Go
Author: mamasutra PM
Edward always told me that I owned his heart even though other women filled his bed. Bad decisions and a broken heart always lead me back to the boy who ruled my world until I learned the fine art of letting go.

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Her stories are too depressing. Always the cheating and lying, not my cup of tea.

Does anyone know if This Life by CaraNo was ever completed. I started this and and just realized it's a wip. If there is a completed version, please post a link.
Thanks

Author Topic: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux (Read 478221 times)

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