Author Topic: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux (Read 478218 times)

savanablue · « **on:** January 05, 2013, 07:47 AM »

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1281 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:27 PM »

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Rolls eyes, you know I have to have visuals right?

Here is a vid.

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Edward was a sports sock?

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #1282 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:35 PM »

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Edward was a sports sock?

lmao....

"Like what kind of sock?" I asked, baffled at the thought.

"Like a sports sock!" she nodded at me as my jaw fell open. Betthany filled the quiet reception area with her loud chuckles.

I had never seen a penis that could fill a sock. She had to be kidding. That's not possible. "Balls or no balls?" I asked trying to make A + B to equal C, I still couldn't wrap my mind around it.

She pondered my question for a second before she answered it. "Balls yes, but f.u.c.k. it's down to his thigh."

"No f.u.c.k.i.n.g way." I slapped her arm laughing, thankful that there was no one else in the spa but us.

"I should go pretend I'm sweeping and walk in by accident," Betthany joked holding the broom up. "Oops… I didn't know you were in here, meanwhile I can check out his sock penis." She had us laughing even harder, so hard that I felt the tears rising.

"Like a sports sock?" I asked Kaylee again.

"Yes, Bella!" She chuckled loudly. "And no you can't walk in there Betthany."

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1283 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:18 PM »

So, I've been going back and reviewing a few important websites (Cheryl Brooks, RDMickey's tumblr, the darkside thread), as you do on a hot (38C/100F) Sunday afternoon when it's too hot to go outside (sexy neighbour boy is not mowing - in fact, I think he might be away for the weekend...do I smell stalker?) and the old man in the house over the back is sitting in a chair in his back yard, hosing his lawn...in only a pair of stubbies (referred to in the Australian Macquarie Dictionary as "short shorts of tough material for informal wear"), which are quite possibly the only men's wear uglier than baggy y-fronts.

Think this...with no shirt!

Anyway, my thorough website review keeps going back to this picture from RDMickey's tumblr.

It keeps calling to me.

It might now be the screensaver on my laptop.

And my iPad.

And my phone.

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I'm a tad obsessed by the shadow.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1284 on:** January 13, 2013, 12:47 AM »

So, continuing my afternoon of research, I have a few Kiltwards that I thought I'd share:

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I swear these are better:

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I know this isn't a kilt, but it IS tartan, and I can't resist a man in tartan:

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IMO no one does a kilt better than Ewen:

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And just because I'm embracing my Scottish heritage:

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I dinnae ken aboot ye, but I'm fair puckled!

(I don't know about you, but I'm short of breath!)

And a few funnies:

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1285 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:29 AM »

And, it looks like I'm here, talking to myself yet again!

My house has been taken over by 6 men, because I have air conditioning and pay TV (in Australia, summer means that there is NOTHING on free-to-air TV, except the cricket and apparently, men don't watch Australia play Sri Lanka).

Now, don't get excited at the thought of 6 men in my house - one is my brother, the other 5 are his workmates: 4 married men who are all homesick for their wives and kids, and one Englishman, who is just questionable and very weird (or perhaps that's normal for Englishmen

).

They've been drinking beer and watching manly movies like Total Recall 2012 and Madagascar 3 and then they started flicking through channels as only men can and then they settled on the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

So, here's the new drinking game that they're playing...

The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Drinking Game (insert ta-daaa music here)

They started with a shot for every time a model strutted with their hands on their hips - too much.

Then they settled on a shot every time a model winked at the camera - too much.

So, then they finally settled on a shot every time a model blows a kiss at the camera.

I suggested every time a model added a bounce to make their boobs jiggle, but the boys said they didn't want to be distracted with having to reach for their glass when that happens.

There is now some discussion about a shot every time Justin Bieber "looks like a f*cking pussy".

I might have to step in - they all have work tomorrow!

Thank goodness it's only an hour long show!

And somehow, I'm the DD (designated driver) and get to drive them all home when they're ready. I don't know how that happened.

Booked · « **Reply #1286 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:39 AM »

Hey astro, am still here. You're just ahead 4 hours from me.

Don't you wish brothers have more use? Tell him to start bringing over decent, hot, SINGLE men from now on...

And next time he brings an Englishmann, make sure its Robert Pattinson or at least looks like him! We all wouldn't care if he was weird if he was HOT.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1287 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:58 AM »

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Hey astro, am still here. You're just ahead 4 hours from me.

Don't you wish brothers have more use? Tell him to start bringing over decent, hot, SINGLE men from now on...

And next time he brings an Englishmann, make sure its Robert Pattinson or at least looks like him! We all wouldn't care if he was weird if he was HOT.

You'd think after the nice haircut I gave him last night, he'd try and hook me up!

The problem is, my brother is only working up here for a few months. He flies home every second weekend. When he's not working, he's sleeping or at my place on his one day off, so the only other people he knows here are the men he works with.

If he brought home someone that looked like Rob, I wouldn't care how weird he was - I'd even let him lick my armpits!

Damn, with Rob coming to Australia, I'm going to have to start shaving my pits every day - you know, just in case!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1288 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:11 AM »

FSoG just makes some people insane! It is giving ff readers a bad name!

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Booked · « **Reply #1289 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:13 AM »

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You'd think after the nice haircut I gave him last night, he'd try and hook me up!

The problem is, my brother is only working up here for a few months. He flies home every second weekend. When he's not working, he's sleeping or at my place on his one day off, so the only other people he knows here are the men he works with.

If he brought home someone that looked like Rob, I wouldn't care how weird he was - I'd even let him lick my armpits!

Damn, with Rob coming to Australia, I'm going to have to start shaving my pits every day - you know, just in case!

Is your brother in the "military"? Maybe he and his buds can hike over to where Rob will be shooting, kidnap him and bring him over to you where your shaved armpits, and your others bits, will be waiting for him, "spread widely"

sounds like a fanfic plot... Nothing wrong in having fantasies, criminal or otherwise, right?

Whit3 · « **Reply #1290 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:17 AM »

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Ooh, could you do a quick review when you're done? I've had that on the TBR list for a while but keep passing over it.

Rec: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. Mostly because it contains funniness like this:
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and is just generally great.

I loved that one too - I like well written humour in fics.
When (meaning IF) I finish this fic, I will review it. Although, at this rate it could be an essay!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1291 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:20 AM »

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Is your brother in the "military"? Maybe he and his buds can hike over to where Rob will be shooting, kidnap him and bring him over to you where your shaved armpits, and your others bits, will be waiting for him, "spread widely" sounds like a fanfic plot... Nothing wrong in having fantasies, criminal or otherwise, right?

No, not military - I would have been much more excited having 6 soldiers in the house!!!

He's a carpenter and at the moment (because the Aussie housing market is dead), he's doing construction work and flood recovery for Queensland Rail.

I don't think they would risk jail so that I can get a little "sumthin' sumthin" - even if it was with Rob!

Besides, if I was going to have a Rob fanfic fantasy fulfilled, it would be in an elevator.

Just sayin'

Booked · « **Reply #1292 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:43 AM »

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No, not military - I would have been much more excited having 6 soldiers in the house!!!

He's a carpenter and at the moment (because the Aussie housing market is dead), he's doing construction work and flood recovery for Queensland Rail.

I don't think they would risk jail so that I can get a little "sumthin' sumthin" - even if it was with Rob!

Besides, if I was going to have a Rob fanfic fantasy fulfilled, it would be in an elevator.

Just sayin'

Then that's a challenge you should give yourself, trap Rob in an elevator! I know Oz is quite big to "track" him down, but if ever he was here in my city, i might camp out at his hotel and try to meet him,not just see him in person, actually meet him...maybe even bump into him. Yeah, i was totally gung ho in my youth, eventually pulling connections to watch a George of the Jungle premier here. I was able to PAT Brendan Fraser on the back as he passed me by...felt a bit guilty bec after i touched him, the other girls went crazy and tried to hug him...

Whit3 · « **Reply #1293 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:53 AM »

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FSoG just makes some people insane! It is giving ff readers a bad name!

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That was just embarrassing - what a twit!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1294 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:01 AM »

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Then that's a challenge you should give yourself, trap Rob in an elevator! I know Oz is quite big to "track" him down, but if ever he was here in my city, i might camp out at his hotel and try to meet him,not just see him in person, actually meet him...maybe even bump into him.

I am pretty sure that Rob will not be coming to Rockhampton - unless he wants to buy some cattle. That's about the only reason anyone comes to Rockhampton!

But I will be keeping an eye out for tall men in baseball caps...

Booked · « **Reply #1295 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:15 AM »

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That was just embarrassing - what a twit!

Couldn't agree more...and she doesn't know why she's still single

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1296 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:16 AM »

These pictures are a few years old, but I hadn't seen them before.

I know these are promo pics, but he always looks so happy with Reece, even in candid, behind the scenes shots.

She's so much better than Slapped Arse Face!

And these just made my ovaries explode!

Off now to drive the drinkers home - two trips. Thank goodness it's only 3 mins each way!

Booked · « **Reply #1297 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:56 AM »

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I know these are promo pics, but he always looks so happy with Reece, even in candid, behind the scenes shots.

She's so much better than Slapped Arse Face!

And these just made my ovaries explode!

Off now to drive the drinkers home - two trips. Thank goodness it's only 3 mins each way!

Drive safely! Take care and i bid you good night.

Am off to bed, RL begins early tomorrow.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1298 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:27 AM »

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Hey astro, am still here. You're just ahead 4 hours from me.

I thought it was 2 hours difference. That's what it is if you're in the same time zone as Manila.

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Am off to bed, RL begins early tomorrow.

If it is 4 hours, then you're going to bed at 6pm. The sun is still up here then - it's daytime!

2muchrubbish · « **Reply #1299 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:41 AM »

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IMO no one does a kilt better than Ewen:
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Reminded me of when Gerard Butler was on the Graham Norton show and talk about flashing experience the last time he wore a kilt - for his sister's wedding. So funny

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1300 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:11 AM »

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And, it looks like I'm here, talking to myself yet again!

My house has been taken over by 6 men, because I have air conditioning and pay TV (in Australia, summer means that there is NOTHING on free-to-air TV, except the cricket and apparently, men don't watch Australia play Sri Lanka).

Now, don't get excited at the thought of 6 men in my house - one is my brother, the other 5 are his workmates: 4 married men who are all homesick for their wives and kids, and one Englishman, who is just questionable and very weird (or perhaps that's normal for Englishmen ).

They've been drinking beer and watching manly movies like Total Recall 2012 and Madagascar 3 and then they started flicking through channels as only men can and then they settled on the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

So, here's the new drinking game that they're playing...

The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Drinking Game (insert ta-daaa music here)

They started with a shot for every time a model strutted with their hands on their hips - too much.

Then they settled on a shot every time a model winked at the camera - too much.

So, then they finally settled on a shot every time a model blows a kiss at the camera.

I suggested every time a model added a bounce to make their boobs jiggle, but the boys said they didn't want to be distracted with having to reach for their glass when that happens.

There is now some discussion about a shot every time Justin Bieber "looks like a f*cking pussy".

I might have to step in - they all have work tomorrow!

Thank goodness it's only an hour long show!

And somehow, I'm the DD (designated driver) and get to drive them all home when they're ready. I don't know how that happened.

I would start drinking as well! Let them get a cab!

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