ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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So, first experience with writing a lemon was not fun. Sounded like a teenage girl's diary.

LOL - Sorry!

My first fic was Dark Side of the Moon... BlondieakaRaobin. NM EPOV. Jesus, I have never cried reading. It frigging killed me. Sooooo good.

Shite! That is still on my TBR list.

As someone who actually has read plenty of "legit" pr0n novels, fanfic ain't got nothing on pr0n. At least the fanfics I've read. Where do I find the pornish ones??

 

Barefoot in Texas by planetblue just completed!!! YAY now I can read it!!!  One more WIP down. Now maybe this fic will help me out of my funk!!

I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.

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WOW!  So looking forward to this!

Haha! Great! Twins can 'run in families' if the women possess the hyper ovulation gene, but since only women ovulate it is only shows down the female line (a fact many FF writers seem to forget, Edward is forever sending Bella up the duff with twins when it's his side that they run in). I'm assuming it's carried on the X chromosome then that X would be passed to a female from a father, but still, doesn't work like FF world thinks it does, Edward would give the contaminated X to his daughter, but he can't very well give it to Bella...Men can carry the gene, but they can't express it (or if they can there is something seriously wrong...  ) And there is still only a 50/50 chance that Edward would have gotten that X from his mum if it's a dominant trait...and now I think I'm thinking about this far to much, although there is a 50/50 chance I have this gene. Yay for me!

OK. So two lesson's in twindom tonight, fantastic! I just want them, I don't care who carries what chromosome, just give them to me so that I don't have to go through multiple pregnancies. 

Barefoot in Texas by planetblue just completed!!! YAY now I can read it!!!  One more WIP down. Now maybe this fic will help me out of my funk!!

I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.

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I think there's one more chapter left. Maybe not. She said there were 2 left so I'm not sure. She didn't click complete

I think there's one more chapter left. Maybe not. She said there were 2 left so I'm not sure. She didn't click complete

It says complete in the description? Also, lemon writing is HARD is it? *giggles*

So I'm trying to read O Holy Christmas by CaraNo and it seems like a good story... but I can't seem to get over the accent!
I think its to stereotypical? Am I wrong? I don't know personally... but I'm having a hard time reading it!
Is Anyone with me or am I weird?

As a Native New Yorker I can tell you this is exactly how a lot of people from Brooklyn and Queens speak-- dropping the -er for -a and -ing for -in'.  I really enjoyed reading it this way.  It made it even more enjoyable!

Haha! Great! Twins can 'run in families' if the women possess the hyper ovulation gene, but since only women ovulate it is only shows down the female line (a fact many FF writers seem to forget, Edward is forever sending Bella up the duff with twins when it's his side that they run in). I'm assuming it's carried on the X chromosome then that X would be passed to a female from a father, but still, doesn't work like FF world thinks it does, Edward would give the contaminated X to his daughter, but he can't very well give it to Bella...Men can carry the gene, but they can't express it (or if they can there is something seriously wrong...  ) And there is still only a 50/50 chance that Edward would have gotten that X from his mum if it's a dominant trait...and now I think I'm thinking about this far to much, although there is a 50/50 chance I have this gene. Yay for me!

Ahhhh. As I understand it, that is exactly correct. Edward will not cause Bella to have twins. BUT Edward can pass the hyperovulation from his mother to his daughter and she could have the twins. That in fact maybe how the old wise tale started that it skipped generations.

I will shutup. sorry 

                                                               

So, first experience with writing a lemon was not fun. Sounded like a teenage girl's diary.

OK, did I miss something? Why are you writing lemons?

OK, I just read The Practicum (mentioned earlier in the threat)

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and it is funny...

but I have a question. There is S ex-Ed in highschool? Is this the first and only time the kids learn about that stuff in school? My son had classes about human anatomy, puberty, pregnancy and how to get pregnant, contraception, etc last year, when he was nine...

I serioulsy think it's only in the US. In Canada it's when they are in grade 5 and 7...

Ohhh, sharesies please. I love to know what fics got everyone hooked into this fuckawesome world

Clipped Wings and Inked Armor and then Misapprehension of Bella Swan.  hunterhunting is my all time favorite.
Then Wide Awake. . .  And the rest is history. Now I'm an addict!
 

Barfoot in Texas completed today with an epi.


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Let us know how it is! 

As a Native New Yorker I can tell you this is exactly how a lot of people from Brooklyn and Queens speak-- dropping the -er for -a and -ing for -in'.  I really enjoyed reading it this way.  It made it even more enjoyable!

That's what I said!
I absolutely love your signature line - made me LOL!
How do you do that anyway?