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I think they called it wet humping - same as dry humping but with no clothes. 

I went to a private girls school (actually a "Ladies College"  ). Our sex ed was very basic - well, what happened in the classroom was basic! My senior year (we were 16/17 - final year of school) was the first group that they showed a condom too. Scandalous! They showed us a condom - as in, the teacher held up a condom, still in the wrapper - that was it!

However, we were always warned that you could get pregnant doing this "wet humping" thing. Basically, if a boy's goo came anywhere near a girl's woohoo, then...tadaa!...the girl would be pregnant!

Fortunately, my mum was a bit more progressive than this and with 2 older sisters, I knew a bit more than most, but some girls actually thought that boys had to raise the seat on the toilet so that if a girl used the toilet next, she wouldn't get knocked up! This was in 1989!!!

I never played it, but the "slutty" girls always talked the Rainbow Game - but we called it a Lifesavers Icypole:

Lol, OMG She got pregnant because of an event at the "the sperm" Olympics. *giggles snort*

Just wondering...where the heck does the idea of twins come in?  I have just finished yet another one where they have twins.

More sex ed...You get twins if you have sex twice in one night. 

Oh...you mean in ff? It's just that romantic notion that twins are so cute.

Baby, crying all night, feeding, pooing... x 2. Yeah, so cute!

My Mum is a twin and My Dad also was (his brother, died at birth though) - so it can happen.
That or it just proves that I come from a weird family. 

Holy s hit! And you still have unprotected sex (and on a regular basis, Miss Pregnant For 19 Months!  )!

I taught a kid once who was the youngest of 3. She came to school very excited because Mummy went to the doctor and is having a baby. A few weeks later - Mummy went to the doctor and is having twins! A few weeks later - Mummy went to the doctor  and is having triplets...and she's not going back to that doctor!

You're all over-thinking the twin thing - it's Edward! His sperm hits the egg and it splits into as many pieces as the author wants!

And Demaris, for one pregnancy/multible babies - IVF! It's what I'm going to have to do soon because my girl bits are turning to dust!

I'm 4 chapters in with Complicated

It's soooo stupid.

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I've seen a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" and laugh at how stupid they must be - I haven't had a baby, but I've felt plenty moving about in there! Then, I taught with a woman with 4 kids and was on the pill because there was no way she was getting pregnant again, then she sent hubs for the snip. A few months later, she started putting on weight - joined the gym and went religiously twice a day, went to Weight Watchers, etc but she kept putting on weight. She finally went to the doctor to get her thyroid checked and found out she was 6 1/2 months pregnant with her 5th child! True story!!!

Multiple O's and super sperm are real! Real I tell you!!!! You can't make that shit up 

Lol, I believe you and I'm the Queen

Your majesty...*bows* 

but I have a question. There is S ex-Ed in highschool? Is this the first and only time the kids learn about that stuff in school? My son had classes about human anatomy, puberty, pregnancy and how to get pregnant, contraception, etc last year, when he was nine...

You know the saying "Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach." Yeah, it's a bit like that for me!!!

At my school in Australia, we start with the anatomy/puberty stuff in Year 5 (10 yo kids) and cover the rest for the next 2 years. I don't think they do much else at high school - except for what they learn on the bus!

My daughter is five and has a childrens book about pregnancy and how to make a baby

When my nephew was 5 and his mum was pregnant with his sister, he told his teacher that he had a tummy ache because his uterus was hurting. He's 19 now and we still 

Oh look! My Lebanese lover is up and about! You can see why I love her, can't you? So refined and well intentioned. How are you my innocent angel? 

  
I was up till 3:00am, playing on Tumblr - holy sh it! Is that an education and a half! - and finishing offside and starting BAtB.

Even if I go blind there better be a text to speech app so I can listen to fanfics off my phone or whatever chip they end up putting in all of our heads in the future.   

I wonder if FF sends you blind - you know, like that other thing that makes you go blind.

I'm ducking off for a minute to put my contact lenses in...

You can tell when Astro wakes up...

There are 3 pages to catch up on 

Also, what in the hell did unholy.obsession write? I forget

How To Save a Life.

I'm not married! But I think I'm in the same camp as Lauren, I'm too young for it to really count...haha.

My Granny was 19 when she married my Grandpa though...and one of my friends in engaged! Mum keeps telling me I need to hurry up, I tell her to chill, I'm not really even an adult yet!

I got married when i was 26.

I notice a pattern here, us older ones don't seem to care letting people know we are in our 30s, 40s or 50s. It's the young'uns who don't want to say their age    well, as long as you are 18 then everything should be fine. Just don't tell your parents we've been corrupting you with all are prattle over here 

S E X should be done only on your wedding night... There, you can tell your parents you learned this from here.. Aside from the diff words used by diff countries for common everyday items, biology lessons, computer literacy lessons, writing lessons, the importance of candy/chocolate/cherry coke, popular kids songs/tvs and the likes...

I just friggin' realised that E&OMP has been going on for 3+ years. Shit, that's a long time.

I just friggin' realised that E&OMP has been going on for 3+ years. Shit, that's a long time.

yup and that last update pissed me off.  Actually, it was Bella that pissed me off, but she almost always gets on my nerves in most fics. 

I just friggin' realised that E&OMP has been going on for 3+ years. Shit, that's a long time.

 

I just friggin' realised that E&OMP has been going on for 3+ years. Shit, that's a long time.

Uhh - I know this, but E&OMP?

Uhh - I know this, but E&OMP?

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