Expectations and Other Moving Pieces... by chrometurtle

Of course! 

But it's a WIP. 

Oh look... ...a whip!

 

I think I should have gone to bed earlier!

 Hey Demaris, have you checked out the dark thread? I have some serious questions there that you may be able to answer for me. Kindly ask your cousin who's in the biz. Pretty please!!!! 

Hey Demaris, have you checked out the dark thread? I have some serious questions there that you may be able to answer for me. Kindly ask your cousin who's in the biz. Pretty please!!!! 

I haven't been on there for a while, I'll pop over now..

Hey Demaris, have you checked out the dark thread? I have some serious questions there that you may be able to answer for me. Kindly ask your cousin who's in the biz. Pretty please!!!! 

I haven't been on there for a while, I'll pop over now..

You just know I'm heading over there now too - that's so intriguing 

I posted some stuff over in the dark thread, might be helpful.

So, I posted some links in the dark thread and the entire site blows up.

I swear they were newspaper and journal articles! Honestly!!!

So, I posted some links in the dark thread and the entire site blows up.

I swear they were newspaper and journal articles! Honestly!!!

Me too! I answered some of Booked questions and got:-

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '{' in /home/perusing/public_html/index.php on line 1!!!! 

I was so pissed I shut my computer down in a strop!! What the phuck...Lost my reply too   
Booked I'll see if it'll let me repost now....

Me too! I answered some of Booked questions and got:-

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '{' in /home/perusing/public_html/index.php on line 1!!!! 

I was so pissed I shut my computer down in a strop!! What the phuck...Lost my reply too   
Booked I'll see if it'll let me repost now....

I had just posted and lots of the links contained the word p orn (they really were articles - absolutely nothing dirty - they were completely innocent, just stories from newspapers/journals about the industry) that showed up as the red NOT ALLOWED.

I then clicked to return to this thread and got the same message. I honestly panicked for a minute and thought, "Oh s hit! Drypen really IS watching me and has well and truly kicked me off this time!"

I scrambled and finally found a post on twitter saying that the site was down...then my paranoia kicked in again and I wondered if I'd somehow managed to crash the entire site!

  Glad to learn again that the whole world does not revolve around me!

Sorry but it was Hub's birthday today and I realllly wish you had let me know this earlier.  I have some popping candy in the sweetie drawer and could have saved myself some time!!X

I'm absolutely pissing myself over this! Tena lady anyone?

I got married when i was 26.

I notice a pattern here, us older ones don't seem to care letting people know we are in our 30s, 40s or 50s. It's the young'uns who don't want to say their age    well, as long as you are 18 then everything should be fine. Just don't tell your parents we've been corrupting you with all are prattle over here 

S E X should be done only on your wedding night... There, you can tell your parents you learned this from here.. Aside from the diff words used by diff countries for common everyday items, biology lessons, computer literacy lessons, writing lessons, the importance of candy/chocolate/cherry coke, popular kids songs/tvs and the likes...

Corrupting? No, no - educating!

Do your homework. Be kind to your mother. Only marry someone you love very much, and THEN have sex, and only to procreate. Eat your vegetables. Get at least 8 hours sleep every night. Learn your multiplication tables. Wash your hands when you use the bathroom.

There - that should cover us for a while. 

Hehe love the disclaimers ladies!

Barbara Walters talking about BDSM and FSoG?

 

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I threw up in my mouth a little knowing Babs has read the books. Don't know why. Just sayin'.