ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I saw this and it got me thinking..

Love and it's soooo true

All the talk about lemons got me to write a 9600 word O/S... Is there some sort of contest going on?

On top of my BAtB continuation, I should be working on my fic *face palm*

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login If you scroll down there's a list of current contests. And 9600 words? Damn. My first attempt earlier today was under 5000 and after having Rickell read it I decided not to put it on FF anyway. I'm impressed

Hey maybe everyone now gets their TV packages from China?  Funny that cos I can see it for once!

Hmmf *crossing my arms over my chest* grzzzllzz  bloody Brits grzzzllzz I mean hi demaris!

And why not, missy? You should post 

We both agreed it was average so I suppose it just seemed pointless. There are tons of great fics out there, posting one you think is only decent seems like a waste y'know?


I am still waiting for Frontline to be completed First she says it's completed in 27 chapters, then chapter 27 comes - it's not finished and that announcement has disappeared and then the last chapter is kind of a cliffie and she posted it at least a week ago. I don't even care how it ends, I just want to know that it does! Rant over.

Wide Awake was my first. It was amazing and still one of the best fics I've read.

I died in between waiting for updates.

And then I discovered the twilighted forums and got a ton of fics from there.

Been hooked since.

It was me. I don't like her attitude and how she addresses her readers. It bugs me like nothing else. If I don't like the author, I don't read their fics. She's an exception because the first fic I read of hers I didn't get that feeling. Her others... wellllll

What does Lk write? I'm totally drawing a blank here.

Tell me about it! I'm following too. I wonder, do you ladies think there will be a time when you won't be reading Fan Fiction? That you'll just...stop?

Nope

I lurk more than I post, there. I find a lot of new WIPs to follow (though that's not always a good thing) but I agree the site is so hard to navigate! How's your dog, by the way?

He's doing so much better, thank you for asking 

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login If you scroll down there's a list of current contests. And 9600 words? Damn. My first attempt earlier today was under 5000 and after having Rickell read it I decided not to put it on FF anyway. I'm impressed

Hmmm, there aren't any contests that fit what I wrote

Ooo - I love a challenge:

Analinguistics
Poo Jabbing
Fudge Packing
Visiting the ATM
Hitting the pillow
Bum fun
Riding the Hershey highway
Slipping through the backdoorButtloving
Sliding into fifth base
Stirring the peanut butter (or peanut paste)
Poking the brown eye
Dancing the chocolate cha-cha
Punch the chocolate starfish

Well done and eww!

OK, so are Astro and I the only spinsters here?! And by spinster I mean not married rather than single....

Not married either, but I'm a selfish b itch who likes to travel too much and and do whatever I want to do when I want to do it so unless I meet a guy who can deal or is ready to head out to the airport whenever I am, I'll probably be single till I die.   

Love kids, but after seeing my best friend go through 2 pregnancies I was totally OK with being the cool aunt. 

Still catching up...

I don't like ADF either, it's easier to just request stuff here and hope someone else has it or is willing to brave that site!

I don't mind ADF, but you have to visit regularly and there is no way that I know to just chat like this. And recently - whinge, whinge, whinge, bitch, bitch, bitch, someone actually asking for donations to fund her trip overseas! 

Certainly, none of the fun we have here! In a campfire called "Let's all laugh, shall we?", someone posted the pic we saw last week comparing Tyler and Rob's...size and this was a response:
I absolutely loathe these types of things. This is the same fandom that would bitch if someone took an upskirt of kristen stewart and her vagina was put on blast, but they think shit like this is okay.

I know I can be a bit crude ( shocking, I know!) but I don't mean to offend and figure if you don't like, then just skip over it and move on.

I used to like there, but now they keep condemning everyone and bullying you into political correctness.

I posted there the peen pic of rob and Taylor that rdmickey posted here and was bashed for objectifying them.

 

And don't dare say anything against Kscrew there.

Duh! I didn't realise you posted it! 

The way Edward rests his hand on the curve of her hip, the slow sensual kisses that he leaves along her neck, the delicate tracing of her jaw with his nose as he breathes her in.

*fans self* Oh my...

I have a sex scene in my head. Listening to this won't help. Imagine Dragons... Radioactive will help

I've had Hakuna Matata stuck in my head for the last 2 weeks, thanks to my niece and nephews!

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