ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Seeeeee Astro!!! I'm not the only one! Geese are bastards thank fcuk they all leave Canada in the winter and cop a squat the US! 

When I was in 4th grade we hatched chick eggs in our classroom. If we got permission we were allowed to take one home after they hatched.

We lived in the country so my dad said "Sure! Bring 'em on home"

I unknowingly brought home a phucking goose. And Jesus that thing was meaner than a Rottweiler, and would guard our doors like one. I don't know how many times it chased me, bite my ankles, etc.

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That has scarred me for life. And there is a whole damn pack (I don't know the right word for a big damn group of these assholes) that sometimes hang out in front of one of the doors to my daughter's preschool. Then I have to go all the way around because hell if I'm going to shoulder my way through that

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When I was in 4th grade we hatched chick eggs in our classroom. If we got permission we were allowed to take one home after they hatched.

We lived in the country so my dad said "Sure! Bring 'em on home"

I unknowingly brought home a phucking goose. And Jesus that thing was meaner than a Rottweiler, and would guard our doors like one. I don't know how many times it chased me, bite my ankles, etc.

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That has scared me for life. And there is a whole damn pack (I don't know the right word for a big damn group of these assholes) that sometimes hang out in front of one of the doors to my daughter's preschool. Then I have to go all the way around because hell if I'm going to shoulder my way through that

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Those bastards!! The effing nerve they have getin' in yer way!

I don't like bugs, but I don't have a particularly freak out reaction to anything but cockroaches. I HATE those things, and the movie Creepshow did NOT help.

Once while I was taking a shower a cockroach climbed (?) up my leg.

I never screamed so much in my life.

Once while I was taking a shower a cockroach climbed (?) up my leg.

I never screamed so much in my life.

Ewwww, totes squickworthy 

I mean, I've been stung by scorpions, more than once, and they still don't squick me out as much as roaches do.

I was just bitten by a mosquito and it reminded me of Savana! Lol

Bwahahaha!! Damn killer bugs!

West Nile... JS

A mosquito! And you survived???

In Australia, our mosquitoes will kidnap small children, suck them dry and them send them back in an altered form !

 

They all carry germs my dear. I don't have issues with bugs, per se... but ones that can disolve human flesh, swallow you whole or stick deadly venom in me are a problem.

The scariest thing I have come across here is small children! Dirty, germy, snotty...just terrifying! And they come in swarms! And they often bring clingy, whingy parents with them!

I fear worms (Seriously, they are NASTY and I dislike anything that can regenerate itself), geese (mean f*ckers), and any type of furry rodent with a tail (mice, moles,etc).

They all squick me out.

Mice! Mice!!

Did someone say "mice"?

Now, those are scary little f uckers! When I do have nightmares, it's usually about mice. I have woken up to find all my sheets stripped from the bed because I have dreamed that there is a mouse in the bed.

And I hate flies. I'm not scared of them but they annoy the s hit out of me.

And geese? Geese are ...delicious...

A mosquito! And you survived???

In Australia, our mosquitoes will kidnap small children, suck them dry and them send them back in an altered form !

 

The scariest thing I have come across here is small children! Dirty, germy, snotty...just terrifying! And they come in swarms! And they often bring clingy, whingy parents with them!

Mice! Mice!!

Did someone say "mice"?

Now, those are scary little f uckers! When I do have nightmares, it's usually about mice. I have woken up to find all my sheets stripped from the bed because I have dreamed that there is a mouse in the bed.

And I hate flies. I'm not scared of them but they annoy the s hit out of me.

And geese? Geese are ...delicious...

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Dooood, you're not making your case for me to come visit. Do not tell me mosquitos are the size of small cars... no no.

Hope you slept well, bb 

A mosquito! And you survived???

In Australia, our mosquitoes will kidnap small children, suck them dry and them send them back in an altered form !

 

The scariest thing I have come across here is small children! Dirty, germy, snotty...just terrifying! And they come in swarms! And they often bring clingy, whingy parents with them!

Mice! Mice!!

Did someone say "mice"?

Now, those are scary little f uckers! When I do have nightmares, it's usually about mice. I have woken up to find all my sheets stripped from the bed because I have dreamed that there is a mouse in the bed.

And I hate flies. I'm not scared of them but they annoy the s hit out of me.

And geese? Geese are ...delicious...

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We moved into an apartment a few years back. My hubby and I were just chillin', watching tv one afternoon when I saw a little mouse dart around the perimeter of the room. I seriously screamed bloody murder as I was running outside onto the patio.

And then when the mole found itself in our basement? My dog jumped down, trying to play with it and the mole freaked out. Started running to the wall, squealing.

Again, I ran.

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My best friend went to turn the light on in her bonus room above their garage. There was a mouse that got caught in between the wall and light switch and died. She ended up petting it's head as she was trying to turn the light on.

She had a reaction much like you did with the roach.

They are d!cks, man. And very very aggressive

ewwww slugs, snails, worms. They are all the same to me. Slimy and completely nasty

Oh my god! Nothing worse than rats.

 

I like to travel, but the worst thing about traveling other than airports is checking and double checking to make sure your hotel doesn't have BED BUGS!!!    UUUGGHHHH!!  I got so paranoid for a year that I packed all my clothes and toiletries in those gigantic ziplock bags and wouldn't sleep in a bed without my own sleeping bag and that's after carefully checking the mattress, sheets, pillows, basically EVERYTHING!  I'm still paranoid and check every website to see if the hotel/resort/b&b I'm going to stay at has had a bed bug report.

This is not paranoia *shakes head* this is smart consumerism.