Author Topic: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux (Read 480099 times)

savanablue · « **on:** January 05, 2013, 07:47 AM »

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #3521 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:24 PM »

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My best friend went to turn the light on in her bonus room above their garage. There was a mouse that got caught in between the wall and light switch and died. She ended up petting it's head as she was trying to turn the light on.

She had a reaction much like you did with the roach.

Just reading that caused me to break out in goose bumps!

I have ratsak (mouse baits) everywhere! I have never seen a mouse in my home. We do get them at school. I make the children rescue me.

Yep - gun wielding maniac, and I'd be up there in front of the kids doing everything I could to save them.

A mouse...

I once had a 5yo say to me "I'm sure it's more scared of you than you are of it".

Smartarse!!!

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #3522 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:25 PM »

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Oh my god! Nothing worse than rats.

If she had anything to be thankful for here, it would be that it was a little mouse vs a rat.

I do know she will never be 100% confident turning on a light in a dark room again.

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I like to travel, but the worst thing about traveling other than airports is checking and double checking to make sure your hotel doesn't have BED BUGS!!! UUUGGHHHH!! I got so paranoid for a year that I packed all my clothes and toiletries in those gigantic ziplock bags and wouldn't sleep in a bed without my own sleeping bag and that's after carefully checking the mattress, sheets, pillows, basically EVERYTHING! I'm still paranoid and check every website to see if the hotel/resort/b&b I'm going to stay at has had a bed bug report.

You are SMART!! I live close to Cincy, and Bed Bugs are a horrible issue in the city. And once you get them? Infested on the Animal Planet has taught me those little bastards are nearly impossible to get rid of.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3523 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:26 PM »

So when I was growing up with my large family, we had pet cats and one dog for about two weeks.

Then there were the fish, budgies, hamsters (nasty things) guinea pigs, rats, ducks, lizards and snakes.... Yes, we had ducks. OH, you were wondering about the snakes?

Yeah, Matilda was great. Only, it turned out she wasn't a girl. Guess it's hard to tell the sex of a snake.

But she did give good hugs & she scared away a lot of those door-to-door salespersons

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #3524 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:30 PM »

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So when I was growing up with my large family, we had pet cats and one dog for about two weeks.

Then there were the fish, budgies, hamsters (nasty things) guinea pigs, rats, ducks, lizards and snakes.... Yes, we had ducks. OH, you were wondering about the snakes?

Yeah, Matilda was great. Only, it turned out she wasn't a girl. Guess it's hard to tell the sex of a snake. But she did give good hugs & she scared away a lot of those door-to-door salespersons

There are so many anxiety-inducing animals, rodents, reptiles in that post.

I've never even touched a snake.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3525 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:30 PM »

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I like to travel, but the worst thing about traveling other than airports is checking and double checking to make sure your hotel doesn't have BED BUGS!!! UUUGGHHHH!! I got so paranoid for a year that I packed all my clothes and toiletries in those gigantic ziplock bags and wouldn't sleep in a bed without my own sleeping bag and that's after carefully checking the mattress, sheets, pillows, basically EVERYTHING! I'm still paranoid and check every website to see if the hotel/resort/b&b I'm going to stay at has had a bed bug report.

I got one of those lights that is supposed to kill things. I forget to bring it most of the time. But most of the places I go don't have bed bugs that I know of. I do look at the sheets though. But it is one of my fears that I will bring them home.

Matron · « **Reply #3526 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:32 PM »

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There are so many anxiety-inducing animals, rodents, reptiles in that post.

I've never even touched a snake.

I had a rattlesnake in my bedroom once. I was getting ready for a date, looked up, and it was poking it's head over the foot of my bed. You never saw someone run so damn fast!

Once, I came home from school, and my living room window was busted. I thought someone had broken in, but it was a ROOSTER, that had managed to get enough height to break through the glass. Blood and feathers EVERYWHERE.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3527 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:33 PM »

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There are so many anxiety-inducing animals, rodents, reptiles in that post.

I've never even touched a snake.

We had a lot of different kinds my brother would bring home. None that were poisonous. Mostly constrictors that were around 3 to 4 feet long & not very big around. So they weren't too scary. The worst one was a garter snake that would pee all over you if you picked him up. Needless to say, I left him alone.

But the boa was a sweetie.

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #3528 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:34 PM »

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I had a rattlesnake in my bedroom once. I was getting ready for a date, looked up, and it was poking it's head over the foot of my bed. You never saw someone run so damn fast!

Once, I came home from school, and my living room window was busted. I thought someone had broken in, but it was a ROOSTER, that had managed to get enough height to break through the glass. Blood and feathers EVERYWHERE.

Omg. Was it dead already or just scratched up from the glass?

I pretty much fear anything that can fly. That advantage gives me reason to fear them.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3529 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:34 PM »

We don't have moles or weasels or even hamsters. We have guinea pigs and sometimes kids bring them to school. I stay out of those classrooms if it it "pet day".

I don't think we have bed bugs here either.

The other thing that makes me lose all professionalism?

Vomit.

I don't do vomit.

If I have to do vomit, I start vomiting - right there, alongside the kid that is sick.

I actually had a kid who had thrown up (in Australia, the common folk say "spew"

) take the hose from me and clean up their own mess while I had to go sit inside. I train my kids that if they are going to vomit - Get the f uck out! Just run outside onto the grass.

This is why it's good to be the principal - if a kid is sick now, I tell someone else to clean it up!

savanablue · « **Reply #3530 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:34 PM »

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I had a rattlesnake in my bedroom once. I was getting ready for a date, looked up, and it was poking it's head over the foot of my bed. You never saw someone run so damn fast!

Once, I came home from school, and my living room window was busted. I thought someone had broken in, but it was a ROOSTER, that had managed to get enough height to break through the glass. Blood and feathers EVERYWHERE.

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Can't. Stop. Laughing. A cock busted into your bedroom!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3531 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:35 PM »

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I had a rattlesnake in my bedroom once. I was getting ready for a date, looked up, and it was poking it's head over the foot of my bed. You never saw someone run so damn fast!

Once, I came home from school, and my living room window was busted. I thought someone had broken in, but it was a ROOSTER, that had managed to get enough height to break through the glass. Blood and feathers EVERYWHERE.

Where I live? The rattlesnakes will kill you. They scare the crap out of me....

Avrildulac · « **Reply #3532 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:36 PM »

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And now you have to tell us all why you wanted that particular gif?

Training manual?

I emailed it to my husband. In the subject of the email I wrote:
Can we do this next please? NSFW

Matron · « **Reply #3533 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:37 PM »

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Omg. Was it dead already or just scratched up from the glass?

I pretty much fear anything that can fly. That advantage gives me reason to fear them.

Oh no, it was alive, squawking around the living room. I had to go get my uncle to come get him out. Same one I ran to to get the rattlesnake out. Handy, having family live right next door!

As you can probably guess, I grew up in the sticks. And yes, rattlers are highly poisonous, which is why I ran so fast. Saw the head, heard the rattle, I took off. Lucky he didn't strike! He ended up kinda hung between two of my dresser drawers ( I was messy then. Hell, I'm messy now!), and my uncle cut his head off with a butcher knife.

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #3534 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:37 PM »

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Where I live? The rattlesnakes will kill you. They scare the crap out of me....

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Matron · « **Reply #3535 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:37 PM »

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'
Can't. Stop. Laughing. A cock busted into your bedroom!

Yes, cocks were after me, even then!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3536 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:38 PM »

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There are so many anxiety-inducing animals, rodents, reptiles in that post.

I've never even touched a snake.

Snakes are quite lovely - and if they're not, well a long-handled shovel deals with that pretty quickly. Snakes keep the mice away!

I had snake cooked 10 ways in Vietnam last year. One way was more than enough

Went to a snake farm and they threw a cobra out in front of me - those are scary mofos. They have this rattly, phlegmy sounding hiss that is just terrifying!

savanablue · « **Reply #3537 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:39 PM »

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Yes, cocks were after me, even then!

Lucky ducky or goose

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3538 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:40 PM »

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I emailed it to my husband. In the subject of the email I wrote:
Can we do this next please? NSFW

And...

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3539 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:41 PM »

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Yes, cocks were after me, even then!

Don't make me bring out my cock pron again!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #3540 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:42 PM »

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Snakes are quite lovely - and if they're not, well a long-handled shovel deals with that pretty quickly. Snakes keep the mice away!

I had snake cooked 10 ways in Vietnam last year. One way was more than enough

Went to a snake farm and they threw a cobra out in front of me - those a scary mofos. They have this rattly, phlegmy sounding hiss that is just terrifying!

My mom ate a scorpion in china.

They fried worms in the same pan. Ewwwwwww

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