damn! way to ruin my daydreams of having an aussie who would talk dirty to me...
well, there is still your neighbor! 

Oh, my brother would probably still talk dirty to you - and really dirty - he has a foul mouth! He even makes me blush sometime!

But I'd rip his bits off if he did anymore than dirty talk!

You can't make us imagine that and then ruin it with him being married! How unfair. You must have some wonderful genes, my mental picture of him is rather hot!

Thank goodness he's married and makes the most gorgeous nieces and nephews for me to adore!

Old spinster here, remember?

We do have good genes - my mum is still a stunner at 68. We get our foul mouths and broad minds from my father.
My brother is the only one of us 5 kids who stayed blonde with blue eyes. He used to get propositioned by all the lonely women in our street - when he was 14! He was big for his age and they were all "Desperate Housewives" hot for him!

It got extra really freaky weird when the mother of the boy that popped my cherry hit on my brother!


Oh. My. God!!! My mother is 69 this year. 69!!!! Get it?

Oh dear - I really should go to bed.

Oh, my brother would probably still talk dirty to you - and really dirty - he has a foul mouth! He even makes me blush sometime!

But I'd rip his bits off if he did anymore than dirty talk!

Thank goodness he's married and makes the most gorgeous nieces and nephews for me to adore!

Old spinster here, remember?

We do have good genes - my mum is still a stunner at 68. We get our foul mouths and broad minds from my father.
My brother is the only one of us 5 kids who stayed blonde with blue eyes. He used to get propositioned by all the lonely women in our street - when he was 14! He was big for his age and they were all "Desperate Housewives" hot for him!

It got extra really freaky weird when the mother of the boy that popped my cherry hit on my brother!


Oh. My. God!!! My mother is 69 this year. 69!!!! Get it?

Oh dear - I really should go to bed.

no messing with married man. not even innocent flirting. im really afraid of Karma.

Oh, my brother would probably still talk dirty to you - and really dirty - he has a foul mouth! He even makes me blush sometime!

But I'd rip his bits off if he did anymore than dirty talk!

Thank goodness he's married and makes the most gorgeous nieces and nephews for me to adore!

Haha. I was going to say that since he was an Aussie he'd probably talk dirty to you anyway, just not in the bedroom! Aussie men seem to have a fondness for dirty talk. But I didn't want to make suggestions about your brother.  But now you have I feel free to voice my thoughts about your brother and his likely dirty mouth...

I only seem to have a foul mouth when I'm around the horses and all my fellow equestrians. There's something about the ponies that drives me to the f-word. Otherwise my mouth is clean as a whistle...most of the time...

Sorry, I giggle/snorted at the above. HOW do you guys know that 'Big D' is Dusty? I'm the only one that calls it that? 

Because dear Demaris. I know you and your mild obsession with this fic, so I used my amazing deductive reasoning skills and took a wild stab in the dark. Haha. I mean, have you seen you avatar lately?

Dusty and one of it's authors, I think.

Yep!

Although Big D is catching on as Demaris' nickname! 

Thank you. I'm afraid to start that fic...

Great fic! Highly rec it!

But a tissue read 

Because dear Demaris. I know you and your mild obsession with this fic, so I used my amazing deductive reasoning skills and took a wild stab in the dark. Haha.

You're a regular Sherlock Holmes! 

Yep!

Although Big D is catching on as Demaris' nickname! 

Err?! Not if y'all want to keep on living it ain't! Bloody cheek! 

no messing with married man. not even innocent flirting. im really afraid of Karma.

Oh - he wouldn't know how to flirt. SIL was his first girlfriend. They've been together for like 12 years.

He just swears...a lot!

3yo called Grandma "fuckstick" the other day because she wouldn't let him have juice. Daddy taught him that!

Haha. I was going to say that since he was an Aussie he'd probably talk dirty to you anyway, just not in the bedroom! Aussie men seem to have a fondness for dirty talk. But I didn't want to make suggestions about your brother.  But now you have I feel free to voice my thoughts about your brother and his likely dirty mouth...

Not "likely" - very, extremely dirty mouth! Yep - a typical Aussie! And he doesn't even realise half the stuff that he says!

He's lucky he's got such a chilled personality and is such a sweetie or someone would've throttled him by now!

You're a regular Sherlock Holmes! 

Err?! Not if y'all want to keep on living it ain't! Bloody cheek! 

Hey! If I can wear PK as my badge of honour, you can just bloody well suck it up and be Big D!!!

So there!

Sorry, I giggle/snorted at the above. HOW do you guys know that 'Big D' is Dusty? I'm the only one that calls it that? 

Demaris, I don't want to be rude, but I soon as I see a D in any of your posts, I just know there is only one thing you will be talking about

Loved that!  'The angst gift that keeps on giving' I might have to nick it to make a new avatar...

Well, it's true! Angst is just not going to be the same after Dusty. Let's hope for more outtakes.

Yep - she admits to being 2 of them, has all of them as her favourite authors and shares the fics across the profiles.

I don't get it.

Me neither. I am already confused with the way she keeps posting-pulling-reposting stories, to know she has two more profiles is exausting!

Midnight!

It's 4 pm here. Everytime I see the "Are you the early bird, aLmOsT_nOrMaL" on the top, I have to snort.

Just checking in to see if our Aussie friends are ok.  I just heard about an 8.0 mag earthquake in the South Pacific and tsunami warnings in Australia and New Zealand.  Not sure where in Australia you are, but hope you and yours weren't in the path of danger.