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Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« on: January 05, 2013, 07:47 AM »
ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!  :18only: :18only: :18only: :18only:

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   :googlyeyes:

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Also please don't forget to use the spoiler button for questionable content - Thanks!
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 12:17 PM by drypen »
~No, no. I'm laughing at you not with you~

And don't forget to press "Thank You" after downloading. Someone took the effort to find it, you should thank them.
 

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Offline kawaiiangel

Re: My Darkest Desire - Black as Night by Catastrophia
« Reply #5121 on: February 06, 2013, 03:21 PM »
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Awesome news for Horror fans!
Do you remember the two O/S 's Catastrophia posted a few days ago? Well she apparently decided to continue the darker one. Ok, not just darker, the pure horrific one. :P This one had an Edward who was twisted beyond belief!
Let's hope this will not turn into a lovey-dovey romance.

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I was going to read this one since I got the alert but when I read the summary I was NO!!

I can tolerate the rape being hinted, or just mentioned, but not when it happens that's a big no no for me  for reading fics
Don't forget after downloading please press the Thank You button. It doesn't take too much of your time.
 
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Offline deranged_dreamer

Re: My Darkest Desire - Black as Night by Catastrophia
« Reply #5122 on: February 06, 2013, 03:26 PM »
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Just me being lazy and not including a link. It's You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login but I stopped reading around chapter 10 (you'll probably see why). So disappointing after waiting all that time. :(

I flounced that as well.
 
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Offline laurendeplume

Re: My Darkest Desire - Black as Night by Catastrophia
« Reply #5123 on: February 06, 2013, 03:33 PM »
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I flounced that as well.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
 
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Offline deranged_dreamer

Re: My Darkest Desire - Black as Night by Catastrophia
« Reply #5124 on: February 06, 2013, 03:38 PM »
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Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

That.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
and I hate when they call each other A,B,C, D, E!!!
 
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Offline Whit3

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5125 on: February 06, 2013, 04:11 PM »
Night-night ladies!

My bed is calling me - really -  the hubby is not promising any favours.   :laugh:

Speak to you all tomorrow.   :-*
« Last Edit: February 06, 2013, 04:19 PM by Rickell »
 

Offline Booked

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5126 on: February 06, 2013, 05:01 PM »
A lot going on at work so been lurking...

SavvyB, pls also send me BAtB! can't wait to read it, you did say before it will be HEA, right?  ;)

Thanks!
 

Offline lucylu0508

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5127 on: February 06, 2013, 06:50 PM »
*waves*

Sav-i cannot wait to read BAtB now! thank you for finishing it, I wouldn't have read it otherwise  :-*


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Howdy folks! How goes everyone?

I finished up A Different Direction by GemmaLisax last night, and started Bella's Suicide by Fakin It. Not sure if this one is a finish or a flounce, the author is VERY wordy and descriptive, too much so a lot of the time.

In totally cool news, my daughter was given a brand spankin' new Kindle Paperwhite by her school today, is that awesome or what?

Way cool and congrats to your daughter! I flounced on Bella's suicide, but may go back to that one. Very wordy though, you're right.
 
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Offline Matron

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5128 on: February 06, 2013, 07:08 PM »
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*waves*

Sav-i cannot wait to read BAtB now! thank you for finishing it, I wouldn't have read it otherwise  :-*


Way cool and congrats to your daughter! I flounced on Bella's suicide, but may go back to that one. Very wordy though, you're right.

I downloaded a few more to my tablet this afternoon, once everyone's in bed, I'll pick something else, or decide if I want to continue Bella's Suicide. It sucks when someone can actually spell and use proper punctuation and grammar, and have to flounce because they use too damn much of it.
 
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Offline lucylu0508

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5129 on: February 06, 2013, 07:25 PM »
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I downloaded a few more to my tablet this afternoon, once everyone's in bed, I'll pick something else, or decide if I want to continue Bella's Suicide. It sucks when someone can actually spell and use proper punctuation and grammar, and have to flounce because they use too damn much of it.

Yup, I know exactly what you mean, I've come across a few of those. They get...boring.

How far did you get?
 
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Offline Eacalltheway

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5130 on: February 06, 2013, 07:48 PM »
Most of us are in a "reading" rut. Searching for a completed good Fic that we have not read yet is almost impossible. We are all waiting with bated breath to read BAtB. Thanks for completing that Fic.
Don't laugh, but, I have started to read the Twilight books again. Y'know, a trip down memory lane to where this obsession started. I must tell you that it is not an easy read. Props to our boy for bringing that Saga to life for me.
It's late so, 'night to y'all. I'm gonna get another chapter of Twilight down first, I think.
Btw, that new Fic by Catastrophia, is horrible. E should NEVER be portrayed in that manner. Just wrong!!!!!
 
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Offline Matron

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5131 on: February 06, 2013, 08:06 PM »
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Yup, I know exactly what you mean, I've come across a few of those. They get...boring.

How far did you get?
Not quite 200 pages. The men folks are talking about Charlie and the wolves, Victoria and the newborns, what's to come. Bella is child like but learning.

One thing that's bugging me now is Carlisle's blind faith in Aro.
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5132 on: February 07, 2013, 02:08 AM »
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BAtB is DONE Miss Astro and others. When I get it back from Beta I will message you gals that want it. I'd post it on my FF but that could stir up a mess I don't want to deal with.

Customsward is done and back. When I get home tonight I'm gonna upload it here first then post it on my FF profile. I fear I will get shit as I'm doing this and not my fic  ::) Whatever  :D





I can't believe that I stopped reading posts here this morning just before I got to this!

You wonderful thing, you!

I've noticed you haven't been here as much these last few days...and I was hoping you were writing...

AND YOU WERE!!!

PM me your postal address so I can mail you some Aussie appreciation.

I promise it will not be me!
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5133 on: February 07, 2013, 02:51 AM »
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WooHoo! Here you are SavvyB, you gorgeous girl how are you? What is Customsward? I've been missing in action for a while, I've obviously missed something....wait, are you girls kinking on being felt up by Edward at customs or something?! Why do I see the hand of PK in this?

It had very little to do with me.
I simply made an innocent remark to 2muchrubbish and Ficfangirl.  :angel:

But obviously, you need documented evidence of my purity and innocence in regards to this matter...

*sigh* The Historical History of Customsward

Chapter 1:
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I get stopped at least 1 out of every 7 times I travel (my bff and I actually tracked it) by airport security to show my papers showing I have permission to fly without a legal guardian.   :'( :'(  My co-workers find it funny, but it's a little depressing.  Being short, slim, having mosquito bites (yes, that's what I call them) for boobs and the odd acne breakout from that cursed time of the month is not conducive to the femme fatale look at all :(

Chapter 2:
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I have NEVER been asked to show my ID as proof of age (I have the opposite issue with boobage). Just once, I'd like to be!

I fear it may be to prove eligibility for the aged pension!

Chapter 3:
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Lately when I fly, I've been getting called over for the extra check.  I'm the random middle class white woman they pull over so they're not accused of stereo-typing.

Chapter 4:
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I always get pulled aside for the gunpowder residue and security check.

In fact the last time anyone but me groped my boobs, it was at a security check.




Chapter 5:
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What the hell is a gunpowder residue search?? And who came up with that? Also, why would having gun powder on you be a reason for someone not to fly?

*ninja boob grope*

Chapter 6:
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gunpowder residue???  what are you doing with gunpowder residue? 

hmm... you know, maybe you should write a lemony one-shot about Gropeward SecurityGuardward?  I'd read it. 8)

Chapter 7:
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We're Australians - we do weird shit!

When you go through the x ray machine thing at the airport, they pull you aside and read you this thing that says that you have been selected for a  :sign0023:, then they wave a little wand thing over your feet, your clothes and any carry-on bags. Then they stick the little wand into another machine and then they let you through.

(My inner 11 yo boy is laughing at "they stick the little wand into another machine" - I must be overtired!)

I guess that if you have been playing with an explosive device or a gun, you might be a safety risk.
In Australia, guns are not a toy...unless it's a toy gun.

Right back atcha, baby! And a for good luck!

Chapter 8:
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*calls to my ghostwriter* "Oh Savy!"

I don't write. I am not artistic. I am not creative.

Sexy Edward the security man touched my titty. It was good.
Then I woke up and it was all a dream.
The end.


Thoughts?

Chapter 9:
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How about:

Sexy Edward the security man touched my titty. It was so f_ucking good.
Then I woke up and it was all a dream. he was still between my legs with his wand where it belonged
The end.


Chapter 10:
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You forgot to "shutter" when he touched you because it was so hawt!   

Chapter 11:
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Hmmmm....

I bit back the groan that was building in my throat and threatened to fall from my mouth. The way he was looking up at me and the way his eyes, those goddamn green eyes, setting my body on fire. Eyes that called to me like a water starved girl, roamed down my leg to my five inch heel that was currently propped on his thigh. I swear I heard him growl as he gripped my calf, sliding his hand up to my knee while placing my foot back on solid ground. By the time he stood up, I was panting like a b*tch in heat. It scared me because this reaction was from one brief touch, and on my leg at that!

Hmmm, I could write this baby  :thumbsup:

OK - I may have had a little something to do with the conception of Customsward... ^-^

but I prefer to think of it as a group effort, birthed by the amazing Ms SavvyB!
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Autographs & Apple Tarts by TKegl
« Reply #5134 on: February 07, 2013, 02:55 AM »
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Has anyone read the new O/S TKegl posted?
It is beyond sweet (and totally unrealistic :P)

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What could you mean? Unrealistic?! Hot young male stars are totes likely to fall for women old enough to be their older sister! It is a well documented fact, ask any of the ladies here, all of us are in a relationship with a hot young Hollywood star; it not odd at all. What might raise eyebrows though is the fact that it's the same young actor!

Totally unrealistic! Everyone knows that hot young male stars are more likely to fall for women old enough to be their mothers!

Right? ... Right?
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5135 on: February 07, 2013, 03:00 AM »
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You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login I'm so excited hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

My soul sister! I have been listening to Michael on my ipod tonight!

MJ and Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet - but mostly Michael.

We are kismetly connected!

ETD: I am hating cats today! HUGE catfight/gangbang occured last night at 1:30am - I had already stayed up way past my bedtime chatting here, and then woken up by the most horrific squawling and hissing, and then the neighbourhood dogs started up!

But this kitty did made me laugh:
« Last Edit: February 07, 2013, 03:46 AM by Astro2009 »
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5136 on: February 07, 2013, 03:17 AM »
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I did a google search,  but due to the web policy at my job I can not get into half the websites that says it is there.  Try this one if you can.

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  Let me know if it works..  :-*

I u/l'ed a pdf on the 152 thread in mid Jan - but cannot find it in a search!

Just re-read my posts from mid-January and here it is - I knew I had uploaded it! Phew - not going crazy today!
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Reply #538 on the more-than-152-twilight-fanfics-round-3 board - if the link doesn't work.
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5137 on: February 07, 2013, 03:23 AM »
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Based on the images on the blog, BatB seems to be the first in a trilogy - have the other two been started or did she pull to publish?

I fear I may be answering what has already been answered - flipping time zones! (My staff have put me on swear jar restrictions - $1 each time!)

BAtB was promoted as a trilogy - is still promoted on the blog as a trilogy - but after a few months of nothingness, Durty Nelly just posted that she was stopping:

It's incomplete at 21 chapters (she indicated that there were 3 chapters to go) and she's written:
I'm stepping back from the fandom. I want to thank everyone who read what I had to write, and all the support I've received over the last few years.

All my stories will remain on this site, and the ones on TWCS will stay put as well.

Cheers,
DurtyNelly
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5138 on: February 07, 2013, 03:28 AM »
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In totally cool news, my daughter was given a brand spankin' new Kindle Paperwhite by her school today, is that awesome or what?

I gave each child in my Year 3&4 class a red pencil and a wooden ruler today!

Australia - leading the way in education in 2013!
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5139 on: February 07, 2013, 03:33 AM »
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My daughter is especially lucky, we were told she might never read at all due to an illness when she was little, and now she's known as the "reading machine" of her school. :)

That makes me cry happy tears!

Children are amazing!

Smelly and frustrating and snotty...but amazing! I hope you tell her every day that she is awesome!
 
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Offline laurendeplume

Re: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux
« Reply #5140 on: February 07, 2013, 03:41 AM »
I love when this thread becomes Astro's collection of monologues :D
 
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