ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I've said it before and I'll say it again - paper bag!!!

Oh, you young things have so much to learn!

*giggles*

that yoga center would have made me forget my break-up too 

Fer shur... it's little things like this that bug me but I'm trucking along 

I thought you were in Australia. Where are you and why did I think that?

Scratch that. I think I might be the senile one. You're from up north  - Lancashire, Leicestershire, some L-shire, right?

Just do what I do, Astro. Anywhere north of Oxford (Hertfordshire at a push) is called 'The Scummy North' collectively That was mean, but true story, I went to just outside Manchester for a wedding, went to check into the hotel and the receptionist said 'Oooh you're like one of them newsreaders from the telly! So posh! Do you actually talk like that?' My family haven't let me live it down since. Oh, and a few years back everyone seemed to think this was funny to say to me: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login 

On that note, Astro is it bad if I imagine you sounding like someone from Neighbours?

It really isn't, and this chapter was such a cop out. Just want it to be over now. Didn't like Gilded Cage either.

Oh, Jack Whitehall is my guilty crush. It's so wrong, but I just can't help it

Right there with ya...I hadn't heard of him until I watched the Graham Norton epi with Adele, Miranda Hart and Jack Whitehall. He's hot and funny as shit.

And you Brits have turned me on to Graham hard core. I dvr every epi that BBC American runs and 

Right, the funny one, You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by giselle-lx. This is honestly hilarious, it's a FSoG/Twilight crossover and only 2,000 words, including possibly the best line in a fanfic ever: "My heart pounded as I stepped out of my rumbly red truck. It had been purchased by my father from the boy I used to make mudpies with. His name is Joseacob, and he has skin that isn't white, which is the most important thing I can possibly tell you about him." Honestly, just read it.

Thanks for the rec. read it and found myself laughing the whole way through! My favourite line is : "Because," he muttered, "if I don't start to have sex with you now, there will be too much plot." Just too funny 

You wouldn't be talking about Tony Abbot would you? That shit is wrong on too many levels. Just

 

You've obviously seen the pic then........yep, just wrong!

Now I know you watch those pageants just for a good laugh, right?  *uncomfortable laugh* uhm, you're not one of those an ex-pageant girls, are you?   

One time my ex and I took a shot every time Graham would make one of his great facial expressions.  It was the episode with the guys from Top Gear, Joan Rivers and bearded Jake Gyllenhaal.  We were soooo drunk, I only remember that episode because luckily I saved it on DVR.

That exact epi aired on Aussie Pay TV just last week!

I can't figure out if I want to throw Jake G down and have my wicked way with him, mother him, or put a paper bag over his head!

Hmmm - maybe all three. 

Of course I only watch those pageants for fun! Do they exist for any other reason than drinking games???

I do, however do a good pageant cry - better than Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality - great movie but perfect example of why sequels should not be made.

Toddlers & Tiaras is also a personal favourite of mine, but I've tried it as a drinking game.
1 shot when a morally corrupt mother forces her crying child to practise and tells the camera that her child loves pageants.
1 shot when a mother resembles a cave woman but her daughter has nails, tan and false lashes.
1 shot when a child looks like a skanky ho.

Wow, I'd better stock up at the grog shop before I watch the next episode!

You wouldn't be talking about Tony Abbot would you? That shit is wrong on too many levels. Just

For our international friends, let me introduce you to Tony Abbott, federal leader of the opposition, and budgie smuggler enthusiast.

Don't look if you have a sensitive stomach!!!

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Australia might only be a local call to heaven, but our politicians leave a lot to be desired. 

Just do what I do, Astro. Anywhere north of Oxford (Hertfordshire at a push) is called 'The Scummy North' collectively That was mean, but true story, I went to just outside Manchester for a wedding, went to check into the hotel and the receptionist said 'Oooh you're like one of them newsreaders from the telly! So posh! Do you actually talk like that?' My family haven't let me live it down since. Oh, and a few years back everyone seemed to think this was funny to say to me: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login 

On that note, Astro is it bad if I imagine you sounding like someone from Neighbours?

Oh the great North/South divide - I'm sorry you didn't have a good experience, we are generally a friendly bunch! 

That exact epi aired on Aussie Pay TV just last week!

I can't figure out if I want to throw Jake G down and have my wicked way with him, mother him, or put a paper bag over his head!

Hmmm - maybe all three. 

Of course I only watch those pageants for fun! Do they exist for any other reason than drinking games???

I do, however do a good pageant cry - better than Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality - great movie but perfect example of why sequels should not be made.

Toddlers & Tiaras is also a personal favourite of mine, but I've tried it as a drinking game.
1 shot when a morally corrupt mother forces her crying child to practise and tells the camera that her child loves pageants.
1 shot when a mother resembles a cave woman but her daughter has nails, tan and false lashes.
1 shot when a child looks like a skanky ho.

Wow, I'd better stock up at the grog shop before I watch the next episode!

You've got to add a shot for every time the mother says her child has the best, sweetest personality, then it cuts to the child throwing tantrum after tantrum.

Yeah, this show is a guilty pleasure of mine too. I watch it to feel like a better mother.