I think if I ever got to role play with Rob, it'd be something much more exciting than a cougar scenario

If I ever got to role play with Rob, there would be no role play! It would just be The Principal and The Hot Actor.

OK, there might be a little bit of The Principal and The Naughty School Boy.

Or, The Principal and The Elevator Repair Man.

Or, The Principal and The Firefighter.

Or, The Principal and The Doctor.

Or, The Principal and Personal Trainer.

Or, The Principal and The Masseuse.

Not that I've ever given it even a second's consideration 

TheFicChick posted a new one-shot, which I love by the way.

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 How Bella Got Her Groove Back reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-14-13 - Edward & Bella - Complete

I have loved everything by TheFicChick, and have promoted her several times here, but she never responded to my review  It was the first review I had ever given and was so proud of myself, but not even a thanks!

Oh Fuckbucket! It's Friday night and I'm here talking to myself again!

I just heard this on TV and thought of all of us:

The average age that children come into contact with internet pornography is 11 years old, and they can access more pornography in 5 minutes than their grandfather saw in his entire life!

I bet those statistics don't even include Robporn or fanficporn!

Oh yeah, it scared me when i discovered how easy it was to find and download free pron on the net last Dec 31. Am sure by now my kids have seen some 

Hell Yeah it's Friday night and am off work in a few minutes. Off to join hubs and his officemates for a couple of roundssssssss before going home.

I'll drink my first one to you again Astro! 

Have a great weekend!

I can't do Friday Knock Offs - there is no public transport in Rockhampton - none - and it's a $50 one way taxi fare from in town to my house.

So, when I do get together for a few drinks with friends, it turns into heaps of drinks so we pack a bag and a swag and really enjoy the weekend.

I might have a vodka after I treadmill my way through the next episode of Spartacus Season 1.
And then I might have a second while I watch another episode:

 
 

I have loved everything by TheFicChick, and have promoted her several times here, but she never responded to my review  It was the first review I had ever given and was so proud of myself, but not even a thanks!

I know how you feel... I learned the hard way too 

Oh Fuckbucket! It's Friday night and I'm here talking to myself again!

I just heard this on TV and thought of all of us:

The average age that children come into contact with internet pornography is 11 years old, and they can access more pornography in 5 minutes than their grandfather saw in his entire life!

I bet those statistics don't even include Robporn or fanficporn!

my first contact with pron was at a friends house. i think i was 10, 11? cant remember. we saw a couple of her brother magazines.
the problem was it had cows on it. it scarred me for life

Gawd, if it did include fanfic/Tumblr/Robporn, then my poor, innocent children (ages 7 & 9. Girl & boy, respectively) are a statistic. (Oldest son is 16, so he doesn't count)

::ASHAMED TO THE CORE::

Okay, okay in my defense, I was able to quickly shield my perversions. But still. Flashes of skin count as contact.

Further implicating myself as a bad parent (because I'm feeling chatty & forthcoming & guilty ATM) I allow them to watch Family Guy. Oh, we all love us some Family Guy, and when I laugh at their 'adult jokes meant for adults only' and they say "I don't get it..." I either make up a PG explanation or say, "you don't need to."

Is there a Rotten Parent of the Year awards site? I should nominate myself for a category along the lines of: Mother Most Likely to Succeed in Corrupting Her Two Innocent Children.

*crickets*

If so you have to share with me, my kids have always loved Family Guy, and South Park, although I do make them turn it on particularly bad episodes of the latter. Hell, my kid even named her teddy bear Rupert after Stewie's bear, when she was 3.

I found my dad's p0rn at about 10 or so as well. He had videos, magazines and novels. Being an avid reader, of course I took the novels first thing. All my early sex ed came from those books!

Cows???

Like this?



or more like this?

Oh Jeebus! I just googled "cowporn"!

definitely brain bleach. cow and a guy 

But you see, it worked! kept me away from pron for a long long time.....

Is there a Rotten Parent of the Year awards site? I should nominate myself for a category along the lines of: Mother Most Likely to Succeed in Corrupting Her Two Innocent Children.

*crickets*

If so you have to share with me, my kids have always loved Family Guy, and South Park, although I do make them turn it on particularly bad episodes of the latter. Hell, my kid even named her teddy bear Rupert after Stewie's bear, when she was 3.

I found my dad's p0rn at about 10 or so as well. He had videos, magazines and novels. Being an avid reader, of course I took the novels first thing. All my early sex ed came from those books!

Mate, you girls are not even contenders!

The preps in my school (4 year olds) have all been playing Zombies this week, after some watched The Walking Dead!

The winner though, goes to the sick pervert who sent in some magazines for the littlies to cut out pictures from. Mixed in with Women's Day and Better Homes & Gardens were the dirtiest pictures I have even seen - and I just google "cowporn"!

Lets just say a large cucumber, salad dressing and carrots were involved! Try explaining that to 4 and 5 year olds looking for pictures of things that started with the letter "m"!

The first sex scene I ever read was in Jaws - when I was about 9 or 10. We were staying in a holiday house that had a little library of books. I had read all of the Trixie Belden books and grabbed Jaws from the shelves. My mum is not a reader, but had seen the movie and she said that if I got scared of the water, it would be my own fault. There was no sex scene in the movie!

My 2 older sisters then read the book, and showed Mum. She took me to the newsagent that afternoon to buy a dot-to-dot colouring-in book and I wasn't allowed to read another book for the rest of the holiday!

And I still don't enjoy swimming in the ocean!

Mate, you girls are not even contenders!

The preps in my school (4 year olds) have all been playing Zombies this week, after some watched The Walking Dead!

The winner though, goes to the sick pervert who sent in some magazines for the littlies to cut out pictures from. Mixed in with Women's Day and Better Homes & Gardens were the dirtiest pictures I have even seen - and I just google "cowporn"!

Lets just say a large cucumber, salad dressing and carrots were involved! Try explaining that to 4 and 5 year olds looking for pictures of things that started with the letter "m"!

The first sex scene I ever read was in Jaws - when I was about 9 or 10. We were staying in a holiday house that had a little library of books. I had read all of the Trixie Belden books and grabbed Jaws from the shelves. My mum is not a reader, but had seen the movie and she said that if I got scared of the water, it would be my own fault. There was no sex scene in the movie!

My 2 older sisters then read the book, and showed Mum. She took me to the newsagent that afternoon to buy a dot-to-dot colouring-in book and I wasn't allowed to read another book for the rest of the holiday!

And I still don't enjoy swimming in the ocean!

a famous actor in brazil had to go to the hospital years a go to take a carrot out of his a.s.s