Author Topic: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux (Read 478342 times)

savanablue · « **on:** January 05, 2013, 07:47 AM »

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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limomx2 · « **Reply #5861 on:** February 15, 2013, 11:31 AM »

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Have you read Coming Home by Sarge's Girls? I really enjoyed this fic. A lot of chapters, but they're short.

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School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.

Yes i LOVE that story.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5862 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:21 PM »

The hottie from top chef that look like Jesse Spencer, he used to work(or still does) on somewhere called the DILIDO beach club.

and i keep reading DILDO.

how do you take that seriously??

Whit3 · « **Reply #5863 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:31 PM »

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The hottie from top chef that look like Jesse Spencer, he used to work(or still does) on somewhere called the DILIDO beach club.

and i keep reading DILDO.

how do you take that seriously??

I'm still reading The Demons in my Dreams - I am really enjoying it. It has been a while since I have actually looked forward to the next chapter. I am only about halfway through.

I am still kicking myself for ignoring it though!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5864 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:52 PM »

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Trying to catch up with all the pages I missed from being away one day, one day ladies! Thought I'd be safe as it was Valentine's Day, I assumed you'd all be much too busy to post reams and reams of chatter!

Ella this post made me snort tea out my nose! If an non-twificionado read this post they'd be worried about your sanity. "I am vampire all the way", The indignation! Too funny OK going back to further catch-up...

Valentines Day? What is that? Shoot, there are times i think I hung out with my brothers way too much when I was young. I forget my anniversary, my husband's birthday, my other anniversary, my birthday....probably good thing I don't have kids.

"What? What do you mean it's your birthday? That was just a few months ago, wasn't it?"

LOL! Please, don't make me read about the wolves! Emmett is bad enough. I swear they are all big kids and I just want to smack them. Sam is the only one I can even handle. I always feel sorry for Leah in the stories, having to share minds with them.

As far as my sanity goes... well it's gone. Been gone for a while. That's what working for a non-CIA agency will do for you

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5865 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:07 PM »

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ok ladies need a suggestion on a nice long, AH juicy mild drama to drama free FF. I love Edward in all uniforms, Dr. ward, LOVE DaddyWard. well you get the idea.

Just finished Love net and still a bit unsure how i felt about it.

Have you read Feral by Opal Aline?
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login - the Edward in this is so sweet. And Bella is not your normal shrinking violet. Also, you really get annoyed with Charlie. It is about 300 pages on my Nook. I had a hard time putting it down to do things like work, sleep and well, clean.

I will have to try Love Net next - I thought it was the high school one i tried to read that drove me crazy in the first chapter. Similar story line though - meets Edward online, doesn't know it is him. Becomes best buddies online. Only in this case, they are somewhat enemies in real life. At least the summary indicates it. Anyway, Bella annoyed me and I never got past the first chapter. Tropic of Virgo was also similar, but I loved that story.

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"Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH"

It shows as incomplete, but I looked at the last chapter and it is pretty much done except an epilogue. It was rec'd in Feral, but it looks pretty long.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5866 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:16 PM »

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I can't believe the relationship was fake. He rather people think he took her back than go against the studio after the last movie was already done? I mean, he is already too famous for it. And it would look a lot better even for her if they admitted they were on a break than that lame "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love you" BS!

I think the relationship was mostly real. Though I think it was more a friends with benefits on her side. Hence her ability to cheat easily. I've read she can be a lot of fun, unlike her personality when the cameras are on her. I can see that this would appeal to Rob, also taking into account they went through the fame thing together.

Also? I would take anything Perez Hilton says with a grain of salt. He is wrong more than he is right. But I also think Rob deserves a better girlfriend than SAF. But that is my opinion only. And maybe his sisters, from what I've read....

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5867 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:20 PM »

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I think the relationship was mostly real. Though I think it was more a friends with benefits on her side. Hence her ability to cheat easily. I've read she can be a lot of fun, unlike her personality when the cameras are on her. I can see that this would appeal to Rob, also taking into account they went through the fame thing together.

Also? I would take anything Perez Hilton says with a grain of salt. He is wrong more than he is right. But I also think Rob deserves a better girlfriend than SAF. But that is my opinion only. And maybe his sisters, from what I've read....

I dont read Perez...

I just think the aftermath was dealt horribly.
And either way Rob ended up being balless (is that a word)?
either he took her back or he bowed his head to the studio. No balls in either case.
After that EPIC humiliation... just walk away. real relationship or not.

I love this pic.

Whit3 · « **Reply #5868 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:33 PM »

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I dont read Perez...

I just think the aftermath was dealt horribly.
And either way Rob ended up being balless (is that a word)?
either he took her back or he bowed his head to the studio. No balls in either case.
After that EPIC humiliation... just walk away. real relationship or not.

I love this pic.

We only get to see what they want us to see. I wouldn't believe anything I read on-line or in the tabloids.

It definitely had some impact on the both of them as you could see the weight loss in the pictures afterwards. However, we will never know the full story, it is all speculation.

How many times have they been married and pregnant?? - it is all to sell more copies.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5869 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:36 PM »

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We only get to see what they want us to see. I wouldn't believe anything I read on-line or in the tabloids.

It definitely had some impact on the both of them as you could see the weight loss in the pictures afterwards. However, we will never know the full story, it is all speculation.

How many times have they been married and pregnant?? - it is all to sell more copies.

i dont believe in those. i believe in the pictures with Kscrew and Rupert and that awful apology.

laurendeplume · « **Reply #5870 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:56 PM »

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It shows as incomplete, but I looked at the last chapter and it is pretty much done except an epilogue. It was rec'd in Feral, but it looks pretty long.

PRETTY long?

I'd need to take breaks at the end of every chapter just to read it.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5871 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:01 PM »

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I can't believe the relationship was fake. He rather people think he took her back than go against the studio after the last movie was already done? I mean, he is already too famous for it. And it would look a lot better even for her if they admitted they were on a break than that lame "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love you" BS!

It did RP no harm 'taking' her back, most girls (and lets be honest 98% of his fans are girls) would just think "ahhh, you sweet man. OMG He reeeallly totes loves her!" Popularity racked up another ten degrees....And those contracts you sign when you're not so famous and desperate for a break, yeah, they're not so flexible or breakable. He would have signed his 'image' away for the first film (when he may well have quite fancied her) and his subsequent 'fame' would make no difference. And you know how you can tell? Because otherwise I doubt you would have seen him for dust (if his 'fame' was something he could use to his advantage) after New Moon, as he clearly hates those films....I don't really care who he goes out with, I just don't want to have to see any more of Slapped Arsed Face; and the chances are greater of that not happening if she's not attached to RPatz's hip!...

Perez who?

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Have you read Feral by Opal Aline?
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login - the Edward in this is so sweet. And Bella is not your normal shrinking violet. Also, you really get annoyed with Charlie. It is about 300 pages on my Nook. I had a hard time putting it down to do things like work, sleep and well, clean.

Ok I have to step in here and say...Feral (see my review a few pages back) is so unrealistic that it's not so much fan fiction as fairytale....It's right up there with dancing in a glass slipper and hanging your hair out the window for a gnome to climb up. Edward is so 'sweet' he'll give you a cavity and, in fact, so sweet so it leaves the reader with a dilemma; is Bella really just a predatory paedophile? OK that's rather pushing it but you'll see what I mean once you read the story, there were elements in this story which made me question how 'right' their relationship was? And I finished by thinking " Yeah, if Edward was my son, I'd drop kick Bella into next year"

wilson0518 · « **Reply #5872 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:04 PM »

Psssh. Cowporn <~Does this forum not allow the word CORN~replace C with the letter P~ to be typed out? Anyways, I heard about this story on the radio this morning while carting my two innocent, but soon to be corrupted, children off to school *see reply #5833* This was so bizarre & amusing- I just had to share. I'll take CowPORN *see reply #5835* over this any time. Mooooooo...

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Twenty-year-old Mark is a polygamist of inflatable pool toys who divides his time between a blow-up killer whale, blue whale, dolphin, dinosaur and various other animal species, but he says Leila the yellow dragon is like a wife to him, with some of the sweetest eyes and smile that, quite frankly, he has ever seen. Mark admits to his strong feelings for inflatable pool animals on the TLC show My Strange Addiction. Mark is so besotted with his collection of 15 blow-up animals that he cooks gourmet meals for them so they can join him for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He bathes them, kisses them, takes them swimming, talks to them, and even plays music for them. Mark claims that they all have different personalities, but he assures you that they all do get along with one another. He maintains that he does not have sex with the animals because 1.) he wants to keep things innocent and 2.) that’s not physically possible.

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I plucked these reader comments out from a few websites. I've been out loud for the last half hour.

He'd better be careful at the dinner table one slip with a fork and hissssssssssssssss!
I hope he remains faithful, I'd hate to think of him letting them down.
Wait till this lad finds out about x-rated inflattbles- Lila the Dragon can't hope to compete
If he favours the yellow dragon its hardly suprising the red dragon looks so angry.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term"blow me."
Wonder how he acts when he sees a Sky dancer outside a car dealership?
Once you go plastic, you never go back!! At least he has a CHANCE to win an argument with his girlfriend
He must have a healthy set of lungs.
Don't come a peekin if this vinyl toy's a squeekin...
Bet he's a needle dick, and carries a patch kit with him...
Yeah, "nonsexual affection" my hairy A$$!!!!
Willing to bet that when he talks to them, what they have to say back is "full of hot air"
You might be insane if.....

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deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5873 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:13 PM »

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It did RP no harm 'taking' her back, most girls (and lets be honest 98% of his fans are girls) would just think "ahhh, you sweet man. OMG He reeeallly totes loves her!" Popularity racked up another ten degrees....And those contracts you sign when you're not so famous and desperate for a break, yeah, they're not so flexible or breakable. He would have signed his 'image' away for the first film (when he may well have quite fancied her) and his subsequent 'fame' would make no difference. And you know how you can tell? Because otherwise I doubt you would have seen him for dust (if his 'fame' was something he could use to his advantage) after New Moon, as he clearly hates those films....I don't really care who he goes out with, I just don't want to have to see any more of Slapped Arsed Face; and the chances are greater of that not happening if she's not attached to RPatz's hip!...

couldnt he pay a fine for going against his contract??

cheatergate bothers me cause i really dont like her.... if this happened with anyone else i might be more forgiving. actually i never paid that much attention to rob before cheatergate. i thought he was hot, but never read/saw his interviews. Dont even have any of his pics saved on my computer. Except for this doormat one.

i love the name slapped arsed face!!!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5874 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:25 PM »

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couldnt he pay a fine for going against his contract??

cheatergate bothers me cause i really dont like her.... if this happened with anyone else i might be more forgiving. actually i never paid that much attention to rob before cheatergate. i thought he was hot, but never read/saw his interviews. Dont even have any of his pics saved on my computer. Except for this doormat one.

i love the name slapped arsed face!!!

I love you my crazy D_D! I doubt the fine would be equal to a parking ticket....

otherwise the studios would have no control over any of their actors! Especially the young ones, they get them when they're are young and hungry and hold on with an iron grip until the very last franchised film is over...

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5875 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:32 PM »

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I love you my crazy D_D! I doubt the fine would be equal to a parking ticket.... otherwise the studios would have no control over any of their actors! Especially the young ones, they get them when they're are young and hungry and hold on with an iron grip until the very last franchised film is over...

i hate cheatergate for making me care

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im a gemini, these are my split personalities:

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DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5876 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:34 PM »

LD! Rickell! Kevin Webster is (allegedly) a Paedophile! What is our country coming to?! Sorry if there are any other Brits on here...I only know these two crazies...

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5877 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:37 PM »

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LD! Rickell! Kevin Webster is (allegedly) a Paedophile! What is our country coming to?! Sorry if there are any other Brits on here...I only know these two crazies...

i think its just getting harder to hide anything.

not that there are more crazies out there, they just cant hide anymore.

Whit3 · « **Reply #5878 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:39 PM »

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LD! Rickell! Kevin Webster is (allegedly) a Paedophile! What is our country coming to?! Sorry if there are any other Brits on here...I only know these two crazies...

I know! I couldn't believe it when I heard on the news.

He once came to our town to switch on the Christmas lights!

I didn't go as I couldn't stand his dodgy tache or the fact he had the same jacket and best shirt for about 10 years!!

They are all coming out of the woodwork - Fred the weatherman too!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5879 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:40 PM »

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I dont read Perez...

I just think the aftermath was dealt horribly.
And either way Rob ended up being balless (is that a word)?
either he took her back or he bowed his head to the studio. No balls in either case.
After that EPIC humiliation... just walk away. real relationship or not.

I love this pic.

I kind of wonder if he just took her back because it was easier at the time. It did sound like after he took her back, he grew some balls though - I read that where before he would kow-tow to what she wanted to do, after they did what he wanted to do - i.e. they are out and she is bored and wants to leave but he isn't and wants to stay? they now stay.

But this is all gossip crap, so who knows?

But I do wonder how "Kristen is wearing his old boxers around" means that they are unclean boxers? Maybe she just likes wearing guys underwear?

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5880 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:43 PM »

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I kind of wonder if he just took her back because it was easier at the time. It did sound like after he took her back, he grew some balls though - I read that where before he would kow-tow to what she wanted to do, after they did what he wanted to do - i.e. they are out and she is bored and wants to leave but he isn't and wants to stay? they now stay.

But this is all gossip crap, so who knows?

But I do wonder how "Kristen is wearing his old boxers around" means that they are unclean boxers? Maybe she just likes wearing guys underwear?

i think that is just useless gossip cause she is pratically in hiding.
we do know she keeps using his clothes even tho she "hates" the attention that gets from the press.

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