Author Topic: Twific Discussions and Recommendations part Deux (Read 477977 times)

savanablue · « **on:** January 05, 2013, 07:47 AM »

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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Illabeth · « **Reply #7141 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:47 AM »

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Lol. When I was a kid, about 10, I thought I heard my parents having sex. I couldn't sleep all night. I eventually got up to check. They weren't.
That's when I started to close the door before I went to bed.

I've never heard nor thought I've heard my parents having sex (thank god!), so in my mind I can keep thinking they are celibate, even though I have younger siblings. I did have an infinitely worse experience however; when I was about 8 or so I walked in on my dad watching po rn on the TV. It took a second to register what it was and then dad saw me and almost had a conniption fit. I can look back on it now and be mildly disgusted while laughing at the same time, but back then it was almost as traumatic as accidentally walking in on my dad in the shower and coping an eyeful of his junk...I'm surprised I'm as normal as I am...

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7142 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:58 AM »

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The most stares...ever!

SAF (KStew for all the newbies) has some new nicknames! Mouthbreather, Dead Eyes, A Human Who Can't Act, Skeletor.

And her inability to use toothpaste!

Peonie · « **Reply #7143 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:17 AM »

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Lol. When I was a kid, about 10, I thought I heard my parents having sex. I couldn't sleep all night. I eventually got up to check. They weren't.
That's when I started to close the door before I went to bed.

Ahahha same here!! But unfortunately I really heard them and I was simply disgusted!

now that I'm few years older I understand and I'm happy that they have still a loving life but I reeeeaally prefer not listening to them...my poor ears! ahahhah
Now I close the door every night!

I started watching TVD (here the voice actor is the same of rob!) and I really loved the series...but after the first season I just started hating it! I don't know why!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #7144 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:19 AM »

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What were they doing???

Playing leapfrog?

i think it was a cat or a skunk outside....

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7145 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:24 AM »

So the football is over, and like a lot of men, the Broncos couldn't follow through! I hate it when men start strong and can't complete!

So, as usually happens when men can't finish the job, I'm taking matters into my own hands...ROBPORN!

To quote the football commentators from earlier tonight, "He has beautiful hands. Look how he handles the ball."

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #7146 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:33 AM »

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Ahahha same here!! But unfortunately I really heard them and I was simply disgusted! now that I'm few years older I understand and I'm happy that they have still a loving life but I reeeeaally prefer not listening to them...my poor ears! ahahhah
Now I close the door every night!

I take it you still live at home? How old are you now?

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #7147 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:36 AM »

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i think it was a cat or a skunk outside....

OK - you keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #7148 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:37 AM »

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I take it you still live at home? How old are you now?

It could be worse:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the last one

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #7149 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:38 AM »

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OK - you keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

i went to check it. their door was also open and they were asleep.
i figured my imagination was worse than the real thing

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #7150 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:45 AM »

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You're back but you did not come bearing Rob P0rn. Why oh why? Must we join the land of the Tumblr to ease our craving??

Hope all goes well with your surgery, best of luck (but do you think you can post some Rob P0rn here or "somewhere dark"? Pleeeeease. What? I ain't too proud to beg lol.

Edit: what a coincidence. I was at Big W (walmart-ish kinda store here in oz) buying my son the Hunger Games books and while I was waiting saw all the Sylvia Days books. What I wanted to know was is she an ex fanfic author??

Awl, with begging like that, how can I not post something for you. Is everyone feeling deprived? Ok, mama cougar is here.

Jawporn

Lipporn

Lashporn

Micporn ?

Browporn

Fingerporn

Heart palpatations

All Better ? ?

laurendeplume · « **Reply #7151 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:52 AM »

I had to explain to my teenage brother what a wet dream was last summer. No way I can pretend he's still playing with Ken dolls and reading Captain Underpants books!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7152 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:55 AM »

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Heart palpatations

Wow Mama! That wasn't my HEART palpitating!

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #7153 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:56 AM »

These were just too cute / funny not to share with my ladies.

Whit3 · « **Reply #7154 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:57 AM »

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I don't think it's just 14 yo boys! I think it's the entire species!

Isn't there some saying about women reading p0rn and men watching it?

That's because women can use their imagination.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #7155 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:59 AM »

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These were just too cute / funny not to share with my ladies.

i actually prefer the bear gif to the Robporn

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7156 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:59 AM »

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I had to explain to my teenage brother what a wet dream was last summer. No way I can pretend he's still playing with Ken dolls and reading Captain Underpants books!

Ninja turtles. Ninja turtles. Ninja turtles.

If you say it enough times, you can believe it!

My brother is 32. He has 2 children. He doesn't know what a wet dream is. He has never had sex. Those tissues on his floor were because he had a runny nose. The p0rn on his computer were just pop-up screens when he was playing minesweeper online.

Ninja turtles. Ninja turtles. Ninja turtles.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7157 on:** March 08, 2013, 04:13 AM »

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So cute...both of them!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7158 on:** March 08, 2013, 04:14 AM »

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That's because women can use their imagination.

It's all in my imagination at the moment!

Thank goodness for the internet!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #7159 on:** March 08, 2013, 04:15 AM »

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i actually prefer the bear gif to the Robporn

D_D - that's not funny.

laurendeplume · « **Reply #7160 on:** March 08, 2013, 04:16 AM »

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D_D - that's not funny.

Shun the non-believer!

RDMickey's post reminded me of a hilarious gif I saw the other day, I'm going to have to track it down now.

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