Well, I've just relised that I've been a member of this forum for about a month now, and I haven't even bothered to introduce myself.  I know, I know how rude of me?

Well, better late than never!

Hi, I'm DarkGuyver and I'm an alcoholic.... HAHAHA just kidding.  I thought I would add a little humour to my introduction.

DarkGuyver, as some of you will probably relise from my screen name, I am a fan of the Guyver anime/manga francise. 

I found this forum, while searching for more Tess Gerritsen (yes, I watch Rizzoli & Isles) eBooks for my Sony PRS-350 eReader, which I got a couple of months ago.  But found a surprisingly large amount of books for my eReader, which I am honestly thankfull for.

Besides reading, I like watchin action, sci-fi, thriller movies and TV shows.  I'm a martial artist, I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Shotokan Karate, and I currently study Lin Kuei martial arts (a Chinese martial art, which is the ancester of Japanese Ninjitsu).  I'm a videogamer, I'm a fan of Street Fighter, Bayonetta, God Of War, Soul Calibur, House Of The Dead, and the Need For Speed games (in particular the Underground series, and Most Wanted).

I'm very knowledgable about computers so if you have any questions about computers or computer related problems post a topic and I will see what I can do for ya.  I'm also a technology nut, so any related technology discuss are game.

I hope to meet some new friends here and share some of my collection of eBooks which may be of interest to others.

Hey, Philo ... are you feeling better??   You've been pretty quiet ...

I'm on when I get up to take a pill and/or eat or to help the back by sitting up but it isn't for long.  So I might bounce on for about 5 minutes then come back in a little bit and be on for 5 more.

I feel like crap.  All I want to do is sleep and it's at the stage where you feel just plain sick.  3 day of antibiotics so it should kick in.  Hopefully I don't have to do a second round like I sometimes have to do.

Well, I don't blame you ... hopefully they gave you the heavy-duty antibiotics since this isn't your first rodeo with it!  Take care!

Good thing you keep an eye on them!! I'm sure you have everything under control

Of cource. Don't doubt me, hon. And keep your sarcasm down hon....

Interesting and here I thought your were the one that was wearing the white straightjacket with PTS Insane Asylum printed on the back 

heheh, you're so funny. No. I own the PTSIA!!! I am the boss there and I'm watching you right now!

Well, I've heard from the warden of PTSIA that they only allow you to believe that so that you wouldn't cause problems with the other patents. 

They did NOT. Stop spreading lies 

I assure that is exactly what the warden of PTSIA told me word for word.  I guess you are even more delusional than I originally thought 

Keep saying that and I'll seriously make sure you'll end up there. You and your stupid lies, Guy 

And Philo, I hope you get better soon 

OMG took me long enough to figure out what PTSIA stood for DUHHH lmao yes I am a bit slow these days. Comes from old age!

OMG took me long enough to figure out what PTSIA stood for DUHHH lmao yes I am a bit slow these days. Comes from old age!

Don't worry I told your manufacturer that you are in serious need of an update, which they will release sometime today 

How dare you insult Professor Van Helsing!!!    I know he is not as world renowned as Doctor Seward, but he has written many books on mental disorders and has cured allot of people with the same mental conditions as you. 

Just check out his Autopsy Lecture:

I'll insult him and more!! with the same mental conditions as me??? what are you implying here, DG??? I don't for the hunred time have any mental disorders!!!! I am abnormal I know but my mind works fine and that has nothing to do what that crazy man who couldn't even save himself!!!! Damn, where are the guards when you need them??? 

Phil wanders in smiling happily to himself and looking around.    Hears the last part about Van Helsing and slowly starts to back out of the room looking nervous.  Attempting to see if there is anything he can use for a stake if he needs it.

LOL, don't stake me. Stake DG all you want while I watch