Well, I've just relised that I've been a member of this forum for about a month now, and I haven't even bothered to introduce myself.  I know, I know how rude of me?

Well, better late than never!

Hi, I'm DarkGuyver and I'm an alcoholic.... HAHAHA just kidding.  I thought I would add a little humour to my introduction.

DarkGuyver, as some of you will probably relise from my screen name, I am a fan of the Guyver anime/manga francise. 

I found this forum, while searching for more Tess Gerritsen (yes, I watch Rizzoli & Isles) eBooks for my Sony PRS-350 eReader, which I got a couple of months ago.  But found a surprisingly large amount of books for my eReader, which I am honestly thankfull for.

Besides reading, I like watchin action, sci-fi, thriller movies and TV shows.  I'm a martial artist, I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Shotokan Karate, and I currently study Lin Kuei martial arts (a Chinese martial art, which is the ancester of Japanese Ninjitsu).  I'm a videogamer, I'm a fan of Street Fighter, Bayonetta, God Of War, Soul Calibur, House Of The Dead, and the Need For Speed games (in particular the Underground series, and Most Wanted).

I'm very knowledgable about computers so if you have any questions about computers or computer related problems post a topic and I will see what I can do for ya.  I'm also a technology nut, so any related technology discuss are game.

I hope to meet some new friends here and share some of my collection of eBooks which may be of interest to others.

I'll insult him and more!! with the same mental conditions as me??? what are you implying here, DG??? I don't for the hunred time have any mental disorders!!!! I am abnormal I know but my mind works fine and that has nothing to do what that crazy man who couldn't even save himself!!!! Damn, where are the guards when you need them??? 

Sigh, it's a really shame when the patients of PTSA believe that they are functioning properly.  FYI, the guards are holding you down while Professor Van Helsing injects you with a sedative. 

LOL, don't stake me. Stake DG all you want while I watch 

Incase you haven't notice I'm wearing armor, or have you forgotten.

I hate syrings! I swear to god people who come to me with syrings end up looking like the rainbow. And the guards love me, you dumbass 

Then I would suggest you struggle like your life depended on it, as the guards are using very big syringes! 

Honey, this is Philo we're talking about. I don't think your armor is strong enough to stop him!

You obviously underestimate the power of my armor.  The Bio Booster Armor is impervious to your punny weapons.  Just watch this clip:

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DG?  You don't know what I use to do for a living do you?  Well besides the navy and that assorted stuff with computers.  When I worked in psych/Forensic psych, I was part of what the patients called "The Goon Squad".  We handled the most violent patients.   If they saw us in a group, they  knew they were getting taken down.

We were the ones they sent for when there was going to be a fight.  It's one thing when you can fight back, it's a whole new level when you can't hurt the one you are fighting.

We use to have pile ups that look like a Twister game collapsed.  Many a time we have been yanking the clothes off the guy to put him in a hospital gown and hear "HEY A**HOLES THAT'S ME NOT THE PATIENT"   

  

Then I would suggest you struggle like your life depended on it, as the guards are using very big syringes! 

You obviously underestimate the power of my armor.  The Bio Booster Armor is impervious to your punny weapons.  Just watch this clip:

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HOLY COW!! The BOOBS!! 

And hey, stop using my phobi on me 

LOL, Philo I truly love you!!!  DG, I hope your're scared 

Well, I certainly did not but I do now.  You do know, philo that I am a expert in Lin Kuei martial arts, I also have a 3rd black belt in Shotokan Karate.  I have also dabbled in numerous different styles of martial arts from all around the world, including numerous different styles of kung fu, Japanese, Korean and Thai martial arts.

If it makes you feel any better I'm not too hot when it comes to needles too.  But I use what I have to for ammo. 

Ah yes but can you take down a 5 foot 5 inch male who just ripped a ceramic bathroom sink off the wall and flung it at you , carry him down the hallway, strip him, and tie him to a bed without hurting him?  And he's fighting with everything he's got because he's seeing demons instead of you?

Huh?  Um.... Love started it?

Standard Replies on here:
Love started it
Red broke it
Philo wiped out the spreadsheet.

Ah yes but can you take down a 5 foot 5 inch male who just ripped a ceramic bathroom sink off the wall and flung it at you , carry him down the hallway, strip him, and tie him to a bed without hurting him?  And he's fighting with everything he's got because he's seeing demons instead of you?

Nope, cann't say that has ever happened to me.    But I have fought and beaten fighters who were bigger and way more experienced than in tournaments.  I also beat a couple of Thai boxers who fractured my ribs in a match in tournaments and I still managed to win the tournament. 

If you have a good friends  who will let you try it, do it sometime.

 Rules: there can be 4 of you.  The person you are taking down can fight btw but can't use any thing any one can use.  AND you can't hurt him.  And you can't let him hurt you.  You cannot use anything beyond normal methods that could be used by anyone.

You will see a whole different world.  Do make a safeword.
Fight ends when you have him down on the ground and stripped to his underwear or bathing suit.

Nah, you are good there, philo.  That kinda sounds like an American football game I played with a bunch of friends when I went visiting them a few years ago on Thanksgiving.  Plus my martial arts skill have gotten to the point when all my moves are automatically trigger by reflex so that won't be a good idea.

Worse one we ever had was the guy who was HIV+, was both suicidal/homicidal and use to cut himself open and say "Come get me"

WOW, sounds like something from an episode of those annoying Hong Kong dramas my parents watch all the time. 

  That's no joke!

I guess you watch those too, I never understood how anybody could watch those sorta shows!