A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

Give something definite.

like pervy girl like you 

If you need a teammate for your title, you are talking to the wrong person.

there is little pervert in every one of us.

Nothing to say to that 

Because you know there is little perverted niobe inside you

Why nin, are you feeling lonely in your perverted world? 

no, but we welcome newbie pervert to our Faction 

I'm a divergent...sorry 

Don't worry, we can help you hide from Jeanine 

Oh...I am not hiding. After all, you people with factions are just mere experiments. 

Psst, we are factionless 

What? The perv faction kicked you out? 

NO, pervy is no faction, we are factionless faction 

Geez...for w minute there, I forgot that I'm having conversation with a Loco like you. 

what did the loca says
Considering me loco doesn't help you when you are a LOCA 

Darn it...all I can understand are Si and Buenos Dias...or maybe te amo too 

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