Author Topic: LOCKED Twific discussion and recommendations ADULT ONLY -OVER 18 ONLY- LOCKED (Read 461824 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** October 02, 2012, 01:40 PM »

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Ellachanted · « **Reply #1961 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:15 PM »

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Ella, whatever you're doing you're wasting your talent you should be writing for SNL Is it still politically incorrect to call a homosexual a fruit or is that now back in fashion? $:-\$ I ask because today I was at my pole dancing class (long story for another thread) and a guy walked into the changing room and shouts "I'm a homo, so don't worry about me seeing your bits" and proceeded to look for whatever it was he was looking for. So I'm asking has the pendulum swung around again where it's OK to call someone a "fruit"?

LOL! No I'm being totally inappropriate I'm sure!

But well, sometimes you have to call them as you see them

I hear pole dancing is really good exercise & a lot of fun. My damaged knee won't let me crouch down though

DaNs0nYa · « **Reply #1962 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:22 PM »

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Ella, whatever you're doing you're wasting your talent you should be writing for SNL Is it still politically incorrect to call a homosexual a fruit or is that now back in fashion? $:-\$ I ask because today I was at my pole dancing class (long story for another thread) and a guy walked into the changing room and shouts "I'm a homo, so don't worry about me seeing your bits" and proceeded to look for whatever it was he was looking for. So I'm asking has the pendulum swung around again where it's OK to call someone a "fruit"?

This cracks me up. I work with a lot of gay guys, and they are constantly calling themselves fruits, homos and other random words the rest of the world isn't supposed to say.

pole dancing class (*snort *giggle

) My mind immediately went elsewhere....

ficfangirl · « **Reply #1963 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:42 PM »

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This cracks me up. I work with a lot of gay guys, and they are constantly calling themselves fruits, homos and other random words the rest of the world isn't supposed to say.

pole dancing class (*snort *giggle ) My mind immediately went elsewhere....

I think homosexuals calling themselves non-politically correct names is on the same order of rationale that my brothers used when we were growing up - i.e., I can be mean to my sister, but YOU better not be mean to my sister.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1964 on:** November 18, 2012, 08:16 PM »

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LOL! No I'm being totally inappropriate I'm sure!

But well, sometimes you have to call them as you see them

I hear pole dancing is really good exercise & a lot of fun. My damaged knee won't let me crouch down though

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This cracks me up. I work with a lot of gay guys, and they are constantly calling themselves fruits, homos and other random words the rest of the world isn't supposed to say.

pole dancing class (*snort *giggle ) My mind immediately went elsewhere....

Pole dancing is the hardest form of exercise that I've ever done! There is nothing sexy about being a pole dancer. I have a whole new form of respect for those girls, you have to be hella strong, crazy flexible, and not mind being covered in bruises..that pole is a MoFo...I have aches in muscles I never knew I had!

Errr? Miz DaNs0nYa where exactly did your mind go, hmm? Appendage dancing, maybe

ETD: Please can someone read And With Thee Fade Away,(I posted the link on a earlier page) I want to have someone to gush with over this amazing Edward! He is by far one of my favourites, and yes I might be biased because he's the first English Edward I've come across, but he's just brilliant! Derdriu is an really great writer.

Matron · « **Reply #1965 on:** November 18, 2012, 08:26 PM »

*sigh* I'm so screwed guys!

I agreed to play in a reading Bingo game in another group. Two books a week! NON-Fanfic books! I thought I was ready, but I'm not, I miss my Bella and Jasper and Edward and Emmet and Peter and Charlotte and Esme!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1966 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:01 PM »

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*sigh* I'm so screwed guys!

I agreed to play in a reading Bingo game in another group. Two books a week! NON-Fanfic books! I thought I was ready, but I'm not, I miss my Bella and Jasper and Edward and Emmet and Peter and Charlotte and Esme!

I bought a Scarpetta novel the other day - used, thank goodness. I still haven't made it past the second page. And I normally can't stop reading them. Fanfic has killed my ability to read anything not Bella & Edward.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1967 on:** November 19, 2012, 12:52 AM »

So it's Monday morning (here in the land of Oz) and I go to work educating the young impressionable minds of Australia, and you guys have a birthday party - complete with diet pepsi, pears and pole dancing!

And I bet no one even saved me a piece of cake

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I have a tiara I throw on every once in a while when I'm having a bad day.

Ella - I like your style!

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Um isn't a twat another name for a pussy?

Yep - exactly! It's kind of like that OTHER word (that starts with a C and rhymes with hunt) but not as offensive - at least by my rules.

And - my rules again - because it rhymes with prat, it also means the same thing!

So it's not inappropriate at all - my rules again!

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In Aus you'll find a mix of biscuit and cookie used.

I hate, hate, hate the word cookie - that's a word that DOES sound inappropriate!

I mostly call them bickies (short i sound - not long as in one that rides a harley!) but that could just be because I spend my days with children and, apart from certain

words my vocab is still that of a 9 year old.

I also stubbornly refuse to use the term "peanut butter". To me, it will always be peanut paste!

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I ask because today I was at my pole dancing class (long story for another thread)

Where is this other thread? You know I don't like being off topic!

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homosexual...fruit...pole dancing...guy...pendulum

OK - so my sense of humour isn't much more than a 9 year old either. All you needed was the word "balls" and I'd be peeing myself like Rob on Jimmy Fallon

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ETD: Please can someone read And With Thee Fade Away

FINALLY! Someone else reading an "A" fic.

I'll start it as soon as I finish the one I'm reading now. A Glimpse of Light in Eternal Darkness by MidnightLove87. Has anyone read it?

Bella is divorced and heartbroken. Lonely and broken four years later she is in a tragic accident. Can her Greek god heal ALL of her wounds?

I'm thinking I might flounce.
In Chapter 1: Bella's back story of early marriage and divorce to Jake, hit be car, saved by Edward, three weeks in a coma, wakes up, falls in love with Edward, moves in with Edward.

And the CONSTANT use of Greek god makes me vomit in my mouth!

I'm giving it one more chapter but unless someone here can convince me otherwise, it's getting the flick.

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #1968 on:** November 19, 2012, 05:12 AM »

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Pole dancing is the hardest form of exercise that I've ever done! There is nothing sexy about being a pole dancer. I have a whole new form of respect for those girls, you have to be hella strong, crazy flexible, and not mind being covered in bruises..that pole is a MoFo...I have aches in muscles I never knew I had!

Errr? Miz DaNs0nYa where exactly did your mind go, hmm? Appendage dancing, maybe

ETD: Please can someone read And With Thee Fade Away,(I posted the link on a earlier page) I want to have someone to gush with over this amazing Edward! He is by far one of my favourites, and yes I might be biased because he's the first English Edward I've come across, but he's just brilliant! Derdriu is an really great writer.

Read it!!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1969 on:** November 19, 2012, 06:50 AM »

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I bought a Scarpetta novel the other day - used, thank goodness. I still haven't made it past the second page. And I normally can't stop reading them. Fanfic has killed my ability to read anything not Bella & Edward.

I keep downloading stuff to my iPad but I have yet to read a non-fic story in 4 months ( I'm slightly ashamed of myself for that)

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So it's Monday morning (here in the land of Oz) and I go to work educating the young impressionable minds of Australia, and you guys have a birthday party - complete with diet pepsi, pears and pole dancing!

And I bet no one even saved me a piece of cake

Where is this other thread? You know I don't like being off topic!

OK - so my sense of humour isn't much more than a 9 year old either. All you needed was the word "balls" and I'd be peeing myself like Rob on Jimmy Fallon

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FINALLY! Someone else reading an "A" fic.

You were missed, parties are no fun without you Pervy Knickers!

but here I saved you a

I laughed like a 9 year old watching that clip, thanks for sharing! I love a bit of Rob on a Monday, starts the week right!

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Read it!!

What did you think?! I'm so in

with this Edward its nuts!

Avrildulac · « **Reply #1970 on:** November 19, 2012, 09:57 AM »

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ETD: Please can someone read And With Thee Fade Away,(I posted the link on a earlier page) I want to have someone to gush with over this amazing Edward! He is by far one of my favourites, and yes I might be biased because he's the first English Edward I've come across, but he's just brilliant! Derdriu is an really great writer.

I PM'd you. I'm starting this now.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1971 on:** November 19, 2012, 11:49 AM »

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I PM'd you. I'm starting this now.

PM'd you back! Hope you enjoy it. It would suck if after I've been going on and on you hated it!! $:-\$

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #1972 on:** November 19, 2012, 12:00 PM »

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PM'd you back! Hope you enjoy it. It would suck if after I've been going on and on you hated it!! $:-\$

I loved it! I'll admit that I can't remember a lot of the details, I've read a ton of fic the last couple of months since I've read this one. Even though it didn't have any lemons lol

avag · « **Reply #1973 on:** November 19, 2012, 12:06 PM »

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I loved it! I'll admit that I can't remember a lot of the details, I've read a ton of fic the last couple of months since I've read this one. Even though it didn't have any lemons lol

It was an amazing story, but I read it quite some time ago, too. Read And With Thee Fade Away as soon as you can.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1974 on:** November 19, 2012, 01:02 PM »

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I loved it! I'll admit that I can't remember a lot of the details, I've read a ton of fic the last couple of months since I've read this one. Even though it didn't have any lemons lol

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It was an amazing story, but I read it quite some time ago, too. Read And With Thee Fade Away as soon as you can.

Yeah! Vindication! You know how sometime you think something might be the case but worry that's it's just you? I've read such a lot of mediocre fics lately I thought I might be over compensating with Fade Away. Nope this fic kicks arse, no mistake....I am extremely glad there are no lemons in this story; for once an author isn't hiding fair to middling writing behind a cacophony of unnecessary sexual content.

chippy73 · « **Reply #1975 on:** November 19, 2012, 05:13 PM »

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Yeah! Vindication! You know how sometime you think something might be the case but worry that's it's just you? I've read such a lot of mediocre fics lately I thought I might be over compensating with Fade Away. Nope this fic kicks arse, no mistake....I am extremely glad there are no lemons in this story; for once an author isn't hiding fair to middling writing behind a cacophony of unnecessary sexual content.

I read that one as soon as it was finished. I remember that I loved it, but don't remember too much else about it. The one awesome thing about having such a horrible memory is that it allows me to enjoy fics more than once *snort*. Maybe I'll re-read it, because I've been flouncing more than I've been reading lately...

Eacalltheway · « **Reply #1976 on:** November 19, 2012, 05:38 PM »

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Check out this really long but really good two-shot: The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.

The first chapter is a light, lemony comedy and the second chapter is more lemony, but more angsty - it has a lot of emotion behind it and tells a really lovely tale and is a HEA.

I even got a bit teary :'(
but given my insane cravings for chocolate today, I might just be PMSing!

I'd like to read more by this author but apart from some Grey's Anatomy fics - which I can't stand! - and West Wing, she has only written one-shots.

ETD: Just finished one of the one-shots, Through the Kitchen Window. Wow - she can write. This one was amazing! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Full on tears with this one!
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Thanks for the rec....PBH loved it

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1977 on:** November 19, 2012, 06:58 PM »

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I read that one as soon as it was finished. I remember that I loved it, but don't remember too much else about it. The one awesome thing about having such a horrible memory is that it allows me to enjoy fics more than once *snort*. Maybe I'll re-read it, because I've been flouncing more than I've been reading lately...

And With Thee Fade Away is going into my Fic's Hall of Fame alongside Trippin, Slippin, Stumbletumblin..

ficfangirl · « **Reply #1978 on:** November 19, 2012, 07:10 PM »

Hard to believe this thread started less than 60 days ago and we're already at 100 pages!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1979 on:** November 19, 2012, 08:25 PM »

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Hard to believe this thread started less than 60 days ago and we're already at 100 pages!

Funny I was thinking the same thing a couple of days ago! I was going to PM Ella and say "wow". Who knew it'd be so popular right? I think I might have done my first post on the first or second day....I must admit I love the bunch of women who post on here, it's such a laugh some days.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1980 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:24 AM »

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Funny I was thinking the same thing a couple of days ago! I was going to PM Ella and say "wow". Who knew it'd be so popular right? I think I might have done my first post on the first or second day....I must admit I love the bunch of women who post on here, it's such a laugh some days.

It's lovely to have like-minded people who share my secret addiction!

Add to that the diversity of nationalities here and we're doing our bit for world peace!

We're the Twilighted Nations!!!

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