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Frontline finally updated! I'm worried I'm going to start hyperventilating or something if I don't read it soon but I'm halfway through another fic.. choices, choices 

Frontline finally updated! I'm worried I'm going to start hyperventilating or something if I don't read it soon but I'm halfway through another fic.. choices, choices 

The fic by Miss Alex? I have that one on favs but it shows it last updated Oct 31? Is there a different one?

The fic by Miss Alex? I have that one on favs but it shows it last updated Oct 31? Is there a different one?

That same one indeed, it updated today. Maybe try going into the fic manually and looking for the chapter? The newest one was 24.

Ficfangirl: I only hope what she says is true and that the next chapter is up within the next week, because this thing has so many twists I can barely keep up! I really love this Edward.

Hi Ladies! 

I'm in serious need of extreme fluffy fluff fun, the holiday time is stressing me...

Any recs? Something like CaraNo "What's up doc", so funny I spit my coffee and don't care anymore when my kids turn crazy...

I want love and awwww-moments and fun...

Please help me with your wisdom!

Have a great night, will look back in the morning (it's 11pm here)!

The Real Life of EA Masen... funny, funny funny! I have never laughed like I did with this fic. It's upladed here

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Hi Ladies! 

I'm in serious need of extreme fluffy fluff fun, the holiday time is stressing me...

Any recs? Something like CaraNo "What's up doc", so funny I spit my coffee and don't care anymore when my kids turn crazy...

I want love and awwww-moments and fun...

Please help me with your wisdom!

Aha Shake by TeamBella23 - it'll make you snort!  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

I could not for the life of me get into this fic. I tried about 5 times and flounced around chapter 6. I guess I just prefer her angsty stories and the first fic from her I read was Closer. That fic killed me.

I actually don't like teambella23 fics. And sexylexycullen. Not sure that is her pen name.

I'm probably the only one.

Hi Ladies! 

I'm in serious need of extreme fluffy fluff fun, the holiday time is stressing me... Any recs? Something like CaraNo "What's up doc", so funny I spit my coffee and don't care anymore when my kids turn crazy...

I want love and awwww-moments and fun...
Please help me with your wisdom!
Have a great night, will look back in the morning (it's 11pm here)!

I also would rec the two above, especially The Real Life.  I also loved Sexy Silk by jlho & Emotional Warfare by Completerandomness. EW is being reposted, but you can find the full version on the 152 thread.  It is almost done though.  I'd post links but my tablet won't let me but they are both easy to find on ffnet.

Hi Ladies! 

I'm in serious need of extreme fluffy fluff fun, the holiday time is stressing me...

Any recs? Something like CaraNo "What's up doc", so funny I spit my coffee and don't care anymore when my kids turn crazy...

I want love and awwww-moments and fun...

Please help me with your wisdom!

Have a great night, will look back in the morning (it's 11pm here)!

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Super by CrumblingFool. It's a short one-shot (sorry demaris!) but I giggle-snorted my way through. For a longer story, try Gyanzole by MrsTheKing or White Picket What by Carano 

*bouncy claps*

Savage started a new fic! WOOT! 

The tech knowledge of some of you here makes me very jealous,

Me too! My tech ability consists of "shut down and restart". Fortunately for me, that seems to work most of the time!

And I haven't been able to use IE since I discovered new browsers. I think the last time I used it was when I got my new computer (5 years ago)and that was just to download new browsers lol. My favs are Firefox and Maxthon.

Well, I'm either going to have to learn to love the plus or change to Firefox. I have nothing against Firefox - it's just, you know - old dog...

And Astro? You need to learn how to procrastinate. 

Oh Ella, I am the Queen of Procrastination - I mean I am the World Champion - not Olympic Champion (because the Olympics are for amateurs) - I am talking Professional Procrastinator here.

But my OCD means that I can't not finish something!

It's a sad contradictory infliction...one that can only be cured by...lots of vodka!

Four sleeps until holidays! 

I never remember to change the subject title. Never.

I don't have a problem changing the subject title (or the subject for that matter - I also seem to be the Queen of Off Topic Posts! Hmmm, must find tiara...)

I have a big problem remembering where to put the bloody colon!

(and that last sentence just sounds really wrong!  ) I mean this - :

Hi Ladies! 

I'm in serious need of extreme fluffy fluff fun, the holiday time is stressing me...

Any recs? Something like CaraNo "What's up doc", so funny I spit my coffee and don't care anymore when my kids turn crazy...

I want love and awwww-moments and fun...

Please help me with your wisdom!

Have a great night, will look back in the morning (it's 11pm here)!

I read Eight Days A Week by 107yearoldvirgin a few years ago and remember having a few laugh out loud moments:

Eight Days a Week by 107yearoldvirgin
Bella Swan needs a Nanny. Edward Cullen needs a job. Accepting the Manny position will change his life forever…and may just help him grow up in the process. Snark, humor, lemons and Edward in a towel. Seduction has never been so juvenile. AH/AU

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I loved Edward's thoughts on YoGabbaGabba!

Walking briskly back into the kitchen I whispered into the receiver, "Dude. No joke…there is a talking, dancing, bright red, studded dildo on the screen. It's a kid's show!"

Jasper snorted and I looked back into the living room. "Whatever happened to Fraggles and Thundercats? Don't they have good shit like Garfield on anymore?"


I read Gynazole and found it really silly - I don't like "crack fic". Actually, I haven't really liked much from MrsTheKing, even Poughkeepsie. It just all seemed a bit contrived to me.