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Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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Not gonna lie. I had to look up "laudable." #writerfail  :omg:

I love the way the word rolls off the tongue. I also enjoy the way the word lamentable sounds out.  OK, so I'm weird like that.   ;)
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Loopy, she's gorgeous!

I thought the cutestkidsmom thing had to do with a WIP she was taking forever to finish. Something about a computer blow up and unhappy readers or actually nasty anonymous reviews on it. I think they may have been more personally nasty rather than nasty about the story from what I saw on her page. Anyway, it kind of took away her momentum I guess. Sad that people are that way.

Thanks for the Pretty pictures Astro.  :-*
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Loopy, your youngest Daughter is absolutely gorgeous.  Congratulations to you and all your family.

That photo makes me broody and I can do without that at my age!

The only way to 100% avoid pregnancy is to abstain - not happening for me, and, I'm quite sure for you too! 

Love to you and yours.x

 

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Thank you so much for the all the posts - you guys are seriously the best.
As Astro asked for a pic of Miss Dior, here you go:
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Only joking, here's my Miss Dior:
                   
 
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Sounds like organized chaos.  :D :D :D

Astro and Booked - your posts made me laugh so much and put some really weird thoughts in my head involving Ashton, tractors and water.  :azn: :D
Eacalltheway - that is definitely the first time someone has associated anything posh with me. :D :-*
Astro hun, how the hell am I suppose to not jump the hubby after seeing those pics. :tongue: :tongue: 

Wow, Loopy, she is adorable. :-*  Such a cutie. Is hubby got the shot gun ready at the door for when she starts dating?  :D :D :D
 
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Wow, Loopy, she is adorable. :-*  Such a cutie. Is hubby got the shot gun ready at the door for when she starts dating?  :D :D :D

He doesn't need a shotgun!  He's a personal trainer and he's got serious back-up with all those brothers.  Those boys will be quaking in their boots!

Loopy, she is adorable.  But, seriously, give your body a rest now.
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Re: Thank you for the Welcome!
« Reply #3566 on: January 10, 2014, 11:45 PM »
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Welcome to our newbies and not so newbies  :welcome:
Sybilh, cj51, panda125

Pls let me welcome you to our thread by asking the following questions
Where are you from?
How tall are you?
What is your shoe size?
What is your bra size?  :)

Don't worry, majority of us here have already shared this, and more as you will find out reading the past threads.
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Hope you guys stick around and join the fun.  :)

Hi! Thank you for the welcome. I have been sick this past week with a bad cold that's why I haven't been around much.
To answer your questions:
                                      I'm from Texas
                                      I'm 5"5
                                      I wear a size 8 shoe
                                      My bra size is 36DD
I am glad I found this place and I can't wait to get to know everyone. :dance:
 
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So curiosity got the better of me, and I wanted to know what would have caused all the hate mail to get this author to pull all her stories. Honestly, I didn't get it. Though this story started out a little choppy, it matured and developed into a really good fic that's worth the read. Perhaps some of the drama was unnecessary, but I liked it. I wish I could leave the author a positive note, but I'm too late for that bandwagon. :(  I couldn't find this uploaded to link anywhere. If anyone wants it, I can upload the epub to the 152 thread--just let me know.

Salacious by cutestkidsmom
Genre: Drama, Romance
Characters: Bella, Edward
Rating: M
Chapters: 50
Words: 191,084
Summary: In a world where money is power, and power is everything, Edward must stay true to the society he was raised in to, and stay true to its values. Laid back Bella is the object of his affection, and he will stop at nothing to have her, What is your life worth? Would you hand it over to a beautiful stranger for money? M for language, sexual content, and some violent situations AH

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I don't know how long she will have them up there though..... :)

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OT Question Here: 

Does anyone know what happened to FLAG?  I can no longer access the website, it's been down for days, and Steve hasn't posted anything on Twitter since the 5th.   I was trying to grab a story on TWCS, but can't even log onto his site.   Did he just give up and shut down?   He always used to respond to emails or tweets, and now he doesn't.  Just curious if anyone has heard anything?  Thanks!

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I don't know how long she will have them up there though..... :)

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Hi! Can someone recommend a good but completed twilight (BxE) fanfic that involves lots of fluff and will make me swoon, and at least 50k-100k. Also, it does not contain cheating or relationship with other characters, has a happy ending, and contains a lot of smutty goodness. Angst is also ok but nto violence, abuse or being broken. Thanks! And to help you, I really love the following -wards: doctor, mob, boss, rich, sweet, older. Thanks!
 

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So, I've not been on for a few days because:

I was having minute long contractions every 3-4 minutes Tuesday afternoon/evening and about 10 minutes after I logged out of here 5:40pm my waters broke. So we contacted our the mid-wife and she told us to contact the Coast Guard so we get to the nearest clear road for an ambulance.
As you can tell, when things I never make it easy.  :D :D The hubby even threatened to deliver bump himself - but our deal is that he's allowed to put the babies in me but he ain't taking them out.  :o :D

Anyhoo, after FINALLY getting to the hospital and being informed that I was definitely going to have bump that night, it was pretty straight forward.
And after all that she finally arrived at 12:02am on Wednesday morning weighing 5lb 2.5oz and she is 16" long.
Even though she was born 5 weeks early she is doing really well with no problems, so we were allowed home this morning. :cheer: :dance: 

Okay, so by now you're probably wondering what she is named.
Dior Gatsby. :o :o
 
I know she's probably gonna change it when she's older but at least it's better than what I've been calling her since we found out we were having a girl - Thomas.
I know Gatsby is a strange middle name but the hubby choice it as it's in memory of my eldest brother who died last year as when I was younger he would read The Great Gatsby to me every year on my birthday up until I turned 12 (I found boys didn't have cooties at that age  :D)

*__* CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
I've seen the photo, your doughter is simply adorable <3



Welcome Leola mae!!!!  :cheer:
 
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Loopy, I wanted to say that Dior is so adorable, you must be both delighted and ..... exhausted.

Here's wishing you and your family all the very best.   :-* :-*
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Hi! Can someone recommend a good but completed twilight (BxE) fanfic that involves lots of fluff and will make me swoon, and at least 50k-100k. Also, it does not contain cheating or relationship with other characters, has a happy ending, and contains a lot of smutty goodness. Angst is also ok but nto violence, abuse or being broken. Thanks! And to help you, I really love the following -wards: doctor, mob, boss, rich, sweet, older. Thanks!

Four spring to mind:


Fridays at Noon by troublefollows1017
Mr Horrible by Algonquinrt

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As Astro asked for a pic of Miss Dior, here you go:
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Only joking, here's my Miss Dior:
                   
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Loopy, what a sweetheart she is! I hope she's as beautifully behaved as she is beautiful!

I'm worried though - if you're joking about her name when the poor little thing is only a few days old, what's going to happen when she starts school!!! Although, chances are, she'll have classmates with even more unusual names and no one will blink twice at Dior.

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Astro hun, how the hell am I suppose to not jump the hubby after seeing those pics. :P :P

You need to control yourself. You need to give your lady parts at least a few weeks of rest!
Then you and Mr Loopy can get to work on making one as gorgeous as Dior for me!

And just think - if you get pregnant before Thursday, they might not be able to remove your gall stones! Do you want another 9 months of that?

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OT Question Here: 

Does anyone know what happened to FLAG?  I can no longer access the website, it's been down for days, and Steve hasn't posted anything on Twitter since the 5th.   I was trying to grab a story on TWCS, but can't even log onto his site.   Did he just give up and shut down?   He always used to respond to emails or tweets, and now he doesn't.  Just curious if anyone has heard anything?  Thanks!

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His last tweet on 5 Jan said that the site is down because an issue with the provider - something to do with ice in Dallas, according to Twitter. I'm guessing it's not repaired yet.

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Hi! Can someone recommend a good but completed twilight (BxE) fanfic that involves lots of fluff and will make me swoon, and at least 50k-100k. Also, it does not contain cheating or relationship with other characters, has a happy ending, and contains a lot of smutty goodness. Angst is also ok but nto violence, abuse or being broken. Thanks! And to help you, I really love the following -wards: doctor, mob, boss, rich, sweet, older. Thanks!

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is swoony. So is You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is chock full of smutty yumminess!

Anything by You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login also makes me feel all squishy.

And the ones Caro beat me to are also win!

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OMG Loopy she is absolutely beautiful.  Congratulations
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*__* CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
I've seen the photo, your daughter is simply adorable <3
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Wow, Loopy, she is adorable. :-*  Such a cutie. Is hubby got the shot gun ready at the door for when she starts dating?  :D :D :D
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He doesn't need a shotgun!  He's a personal trainer and he's got serious back-up with all those brothers.  Those boys will be quaking in their boots!

Loopy, she is adorable.  But, seriously, give your body a rest now.
Thank you.  :-* :-* :-*
Lol, FFG is right with all 9 of Brother-in-Laws and my 3 Brothers and all our nephews I think she'll be well "supervised". I know that my Daughter is well "supervised" by all them and she hates it.  :D :D
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Loopy, what a sweetheart she is! I hope she's as beautifully behaved as she is beautiful!

I'm worried though - if you're joking about her name when the poor little thing is only a few days old, what's going to happen when she starts school!!! Although, chances are, she'll have classmates with even more unusual names and no one will blink twice at Dior.

You need to control yourself. You need to give your lady parts at least a few weeks of rest!
Then you and Mr Loopy can get to work on making one as gorgeous as Dior for me!

And just think - if you get pregnant before Thursday, they might not be able to remove your gall stones! Do you want another 9 months of that?
Thank you hun.  :-* :-*

I'm sure you're right about her name.  :)
Ummmm, I lasted 3 days, but we're being really careful as I promised the hubby we'd try again when he turns 30 so that gives us 4 1/2 years.
Famous last words as that what we said after Saxon and we all know what happened next.  :D :D
 
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LINK thimbles - Small Bump
« Reply #3576 on: January 11, 2014, 08:15 AM »
This is now complete, I followed it as WIP and loved it.  :)
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Pregnancy is an entirely natural process, one I'd studied and seen in all its stages. Yet in that moment, knowing that Bella was carrying our child, a little person somehow knit together from her and me, and the love we shared, it seemed a strange miracle—she seemed a strange miracle. Life, loss, love, and hope. (Angst rating applies to Ch. 1 only.)
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,718 - Reviews: 1,097 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 17h ago - Published: Aug 20, 2013 - Status: Complete - id: 9612494
 

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I just finished "Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking too much" by m81170

Really cute story and definitely different. It was rec'd a few pages ago. So thanks so much for that.  :-*

The other story I just finished was more angsty and a vampward. Sacrifices by Enthralled. I really liked it. Edward doesn't come back and Bella moves on....  yet suddenly she's a vampire and guess who her new students are. There is not the immediate E/B back together. It is more what you would expect. Bella believed him when he said he didn't love her. So it's T rated for a reason. I will say it's an HEA, though I did cry at the end. Hey, when you are a vampire, humans you love die and leave you.  That's all I'm going to say. Edward is very sweet also.  ;D

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When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU  Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5745 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: Dec 22, 2013 - Published: Dec 10, 2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete

I'll link later if I remember. It is in my Google drive too.
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I just finished "Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking too much" by m81170

Really cute story and definitely different. It was rec'd a few pages ago. So thanks so much for that.  :-*

We're on the same page! I finished this just yesterday and liked it too. I was so glad I asked about the B/E/J classification because the fic had a refreshingly different plot. It was really cute, and I really liked Jasper's young character. Thanks for the recs on this ladies.

Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much
By: m81170
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,319 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 245 - Updated: Dec 23, 2013 - Published: Dec 15, 2013 - Status: Complete - id: 9928529
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But I really want to thank you ladies on the rec for Holding On and Letting Go by Jenny0719. What a nice dramatic romance that somehow still managed realistic characters and plot development 
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. Really, thanks for the rec on this, it was great. I wish the outtake was already posted because I wanted just a little more--but only because I'm being selfish, not because it needs more.

Holding On and Letting Go
by Jenny0719
Masen Valley, SC. Population: 10,789. It was a tiny dot on a map; an escape of sorts for Bella Swan. But when circumstances bring a certain member of Masen Valley's founding family back to town, she finds that the past isn't as easy to leave behind as she thought it would be... Or let go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,894 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: Jan 2 - Published: Aug 1, 2012 - Bella, Edward
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Is anyone else here having problems connecting to dropbox? Ever since last night, I can't connect, either on my computer or my tablet, which means I can't get access to my real book library. I guess I need to back that up a gazillion times like I do my fic library.
 
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Is anyone else here having problems connecting to dropbox? Ever since last night, I can't connect, either on my computer or my tablet, which means I can't get access to my real book library. I guess I need to back that up a gazillion times like I do my fic library.
They supposedly crashed during internal maintenance.  There were rumors of hacking but the group that "supposedly" claimed to do it officially said they didn't hack it. And Dropbox says they caused the crash. 

So hopefully it is all still there.  ;D
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