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Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Another would be :sign0137:
Lol, all kept thinking about when I read this was my little nephew whose being potty trained at the moment.
Every time he has a poo and if I'm around he will take it out of his potty and give it to me like a present then he expects me to Thank him for it.  :o :D
According to my Brother in-law and his wife he doesn't do it to anyone else but me.  ???
 

Offline Whit3

I haven't had much time recently to read or do much of anything as I am so busy in and out of work.   >:(
I have missed coming on here and joining in the chatter.

I feel like I have been reading this fic forever and, to be honest it is not really grabbing me.  I think I need something humorous.

True Love Way
Author: Soft Ragoo  PM
Edward knows love. Only true love can draw this shy, insecure boy out of his shell. Truly selfless, it will take more than confidence to follow his heart. A twist of fate takes him the true love way, no matter what the costs. ExB, AH
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Edward · Bella - Chapters: 41 - Words: 272,355 - Reviews: 1,482 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10-07-13 - Published: 01-13-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7736411

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I haven't had much time recently to read or do much of anything as I am so busy in and out of work.   >:(
I have missed coming on here and joining in the chatter.

I feel like I have been reading this fic forever and, to be honest it is not really grabbing me.  I think I need something humorous.

True Love Way
Author: Soft Ragoo  PM
Edward knows love. Only true love can draw this shy, insecure boy out of his shell. Truly selfless, it will take more than confidence to follow his heart. A twist of fate takes him the true love way, no matter what the costs. ExB, AH
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Edward · Bella - Chapters: 41 - Words: 272,355 - Reviews: 1,482 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10-07-13 - Published: 01-13-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7736411

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When I saw your rec I was about to wax on about how much I loved True Love Way and it was one of my favourite HS twifics and then I realised this is not TeamBella's True Love Way but a completely different author. I wonder if it's as good? Oh well, will add it to the pile *coughavalanchecough* stacking up in the corner... :D
 
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Lol, all kept thinking about when I read this was my little nephew whose being potty trained at the moment.
Every time he has a poo and if I'm around he will take it out of his potty and give it to me like a present then he expects me to Thank him for it.  :o :D
According to my Brother in-law and his wife he doesn't do it to anyone else but me.  ???

Such a lovely young boy to want to give you gifts.....  :D :D :D :D :D
Now compared to holding your sh*t? That is very  :sign0137:
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Offline Chilibabe

You have to read this:  :D

The AN of the firstchapter starts like this:
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Okay I wanted to try something different and write my own story about bdsm relationship. I will do my best to make it good, just bare with me, only my third story. Sub/Dom relationship type. Its not all Bella being submissive, she has never been in this lifestyle, so it will be interesting as I can make it for you guys. Bella will give the most description, but we will start off with Edward. It will not be that exciting at first, I am just trying to lay out ground work!

And the summary is:
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Black Silk Tie
Author: sospecial21 PM
Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Bella · Edward - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,058 - Reviews: 3,221 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 08-03-13 - Published: 08-01-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6197395

It's obviously very popular, has anyone read it?

But really? She wanted to try "something different"? A Twilight/Fifty crossover or what?

*rolles eyes*

Nope, won't read that.
 

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So far this is really good. And well written. Not a polygamy fic. I asked.

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COUNSEL
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Known as Counsel to his friends, bastard or worse to his enemies, Edward is set to prosecute a case against, Jasper, a college friend and politician. Jasper engages another friend, James as his lawyer. Isabella, a key witness, becomes involved with all three. Can she navigate a path between these ruthless men, and will the mens' friendship survive? Rated: M. Drama/Angst HEA
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Angst - Bella · Edward · Jasper · James - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,538 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10-09-13 - Published: 09-15-13 - id: 9690778

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Ok, now im on the fence about this cause
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, i can be such a prude.  :(
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Offline DeDe's Over It.

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You have to read this:  :D

The AN of the firstchapter starts like this:
And the summary is:
It's obviously very popular, has anyone read it?

But really? She wanted to try "something different"? A Twilight/Fifty crossover or what?

*rolles eyes*

Nope, won't read that.

Yeah it sound really different! The blinking AN has typos and the sentence structure is shot to hell. It does not bode well, this will not be added to the pile..

On another note if ever there was a No Matter How Big An Arsehole, As Long As Your Name Is Edward Cullen? It's All Good story then Surviving Bella is it  :D  :D But God, I loved it! Though I now have to wait for the sequel which I don't love, so much. Anyone who hasn't read it should shimmy it up their TBR list pronto! Upwards!  :D
 

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« Reply #448 on: October 17, 2013, 02:05 AM »
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Watch this space; I've got something in the works. ETA is a couple of weeks - needs a decent chunk of code-writing time from me to finish it - but once it's sorted, FLAG should be pretty much un-blockable by ffnet.
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I have figured out why most of you ladies didn't know what TIALS was.
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Just to update. I'm so into Surviving Bella that today I pretending to be on a conference call and locked myself in my office for an 2 hours so I could continue to read after lunch...

OK - you're my leblo again!   :-*

I chucked a sicky once a couple of years ago to read a fic that I was really into (can't remember which fic now). Of course, I called it a "Mental Health Day" and really did need a "me" day at the time.

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That would have been handy to know back in the day when we were being bombarded with massive signatures that were pink and sparkly and boybandy and took up half the screen, but it would also mean that I wouldn't see Loopy's display of abporn.

What a dilemma!

Speaking of abporn ...

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Offline Chilibabe

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"What the fuck, Cullen. You NOT ALLOWED bastard. I'll show you some NOT ALLOWED manors"

no, no realtors here...  :D :D :D :D
 

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OK - you're my leblo again!   :-*

I chucked a sicky once a couple of years ago to read a fic that I was really into (can't remember which fic now). Of course, I called it a "Mental Health Day" and really did need a "me" day at the time.

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I've had to pay today for my skive yesterday...back to back poo poo!  I can't tell you the amount of times I've 'worked' from home and all I've done is read fics. When Dusty finished no one saw me for a week!

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no, no realtors here...  :D :D :D :D

What fic are you reading?! *shutters*


I'm currently reading Coming Through The Rye by Mac214. I think the Scottish accent is so sexy, being from the South end of the UK it's almost a different language! But reading it? Or I should say a phonetic representation of the Scottish accent? Yeah not easy, at ALL! But so far an OK story.
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I've had to pay today for my skive yesterday...back to back poo poo!  I can't tell you the amount of times I've 'worked' from home and all I've done is read fics. When Dusty finished no one saw me for a week!

What fic are you reading?! *shutters*


I'm currently reading Coming Through The Rye by Mac214. I think the Scottish accent is so sexy, being from the South end of the UK it's almost a different language! But reading it? Or I should say a phonetic representation of the Scottish accent? Yeah not easy, at ALL! But so far an OK story.

I can never be arsed with fics that require reading fake "accents" or made up words, it's so damn annoying.

While I am here was someone hating on Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan?  It cannot possibly be, no way can anybody read and not love tailward.
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FAGE 6
« Reply #454 on: October 17, 2013, 08:37 AM »
Today is the day the FAGE 6 is posted!  :)

That's the FicAwesome Gift Exchange Round 6, where great authors gift each other short fics, mostly finished today.

Go have a look:

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 :-* :-* :-*

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Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme
« Reply #455 on: October 17, 2013, 09:29 AM »
After finishing Ava Lore's Rock Arrangement (3.5 stars), i decided to scroll down to my oldest downloaded fanfics. Opened one, checked the no. of pages, close, move on to next, repeat. Until i came upon Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme. A 116 page PDF file and after reading just a few lines, was hooked. It's quite funny and sweet, can't wait to finish it  :)

Posted here by the lovely RDmickey (in the 46 pages i've read so far, i can relate to why you loved this RD!)
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Such a lovely young boy to want to give you gifts.....  :D :D :D :D :D
Now compared to holding your sh*t? That is very  :sign0137:
Lol, it's the gift I've never always wanted.  :P :D
How did you know about me holding my own sh*t - I blame being given those damn brownies from the very nice naked man at Glastonbury for that.
Okay, maybe I was holding my own sh*t in that sense of the word but I did up taken most of my clothes off and running around telling peeps that I was the Messiah so they had to bow down and worship me.   ;) :D :D
Who knows what happened after that as I woke up with a tampon in my nose and right ear.  :o
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If you click on Profile, and then Modify Profile and then look and layout, you can choose the option of showing users' avatars and signatures.

That would have been handy to know back in the day when we were being bombarded with massive signatures that were pink and sparkly and boybandy and took up half the screen, but it would also mean that I wouldn't see Loopy's display of abporn.

What a dilemma!

Speaking of abporn ...

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OMFG, those abs *drool*
I might just have to lift the ban I put on the hubby after seeing those.  :D
 
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Re: Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme
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After finishing Ava Lore's Rock Arrangement (3.5 stars), i decided to scroll down to my oldest downloaded fanfics. Opened one, checked the no. of pages, close, move on to next, repeat. Until i came upon Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme. A 116 page PDF file and after reading just a few lines, was hooked. It's quite funny and sweet, can't wait to finish it  :)

Posted here by the lovely RDmickey (in the 46 pages i've read so far, i can relate to why you loved this RD!)
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It is a great fic, I loved reading it!  :)
 

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Re: Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme
« Reply #458 on: October 17, 2013, 10:49 AM »
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After finishing Ava Lore's Rock Arrangement (3.5 stars), i decided to scroll down to my oldest downloaded fanfics. Opened one, checked the no. of pages, close, move on to next, repeat. Until i came upon Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme. A 116 page PDF file and after reading just a few lines, was hooked. It's quite funny and sweet, can't wait to finish it  :)

Posted here by the lovely RDmickey (in the 46 pages i've read so far, i can relate to why you loved this RD!)
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I think I reread that story every 6 months or so.  Or when I can't find anything else to read.  I love Sexward.  ;D
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Lol, it's the gift I've never always wanted.  :P :D
How did you know about me holding my own sh*t - I blame being given those damn brownies from the very nice naked man at Glastonbury for that.
Okay, maybe I was holding my own sh*t in that sense of the word but I did up taken most of my clothes off and running around telling peeps that I was the Messiah so they had to bow down and worship me.   ;) :D :D
Who knows what happened after that as I woke up with a tampon in my nose and right ear.  :o
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You have way too much fun Loopy!   :-*
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I can never be arsed with fics that require reading fake "accents" or made up words, it's so damn annoying.

While I am here was someone hating on Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan?  It cannot possibly be, no way can anybody read and not love tailward.

I don't remember anyone hating on Tailward but I do remember it took some getting used to thinking Twiward - Tailward, Twiward- Tailward, Twiward - Tailward...But once you stop thinking Edward from anything to do with Twilight or 'earth' at all and just read it as a standalone story it because easier to enjoy and I loved it. But yeah, not that many ladies here were able to get their heads round Twiward with a a tail!  :D

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After finishing Ava Lore's Rock Arrangement (3.5 stars), i decided to scroll down to my oldest downloaded fanfics. Opened one, checked the no. of pages, close, move on to next, repeat. Until i came upon Died and Gone to Heaven by Doutrustme. A 116 page PDF file and after reading just a few lines, was hooked. It's quite funny and sweet, can't wait to finish it  :)

Posted here by the lovely RDmickey (in the 46 pages i've read so far, i can relate to why you loved this RD!)
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Dead and Gone to Heaven was a great story. Really funny, and sweet, especially the opening chapter.....

Something I've been wondering about all day. The violin from the Titanic is being auction off on Saturday (reserve price £250,000), but considering it was being played as the ship went down (we've all seen the films; stoic, stiff upper lip, quartet playing the passengers to their untimely death) how did it get back to dry land?
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