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ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Lol, I wish we were seperated at birth - it would of been nice to have sister like you (kiss ass much  )
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A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5,246 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: Oct 14, 2013 - Published: Jul 14, 2011 - Status: Complete - id: 7179931

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I'm only about 100 pages in and there has been a few times where I've wanted to sit in the bath hugging the toaster while it's plugged. 
Which is always a good sign. 

Hmmm. I started that when I was looking for something to read recently. But I think I wasn't in the mood for it at the time so I went to the next story on my Kindle. I usually add a bunch at a time and decide what looks good later.

Let me know how you like it.   Though the sitting in a bath with a toaster doesn't sound good LOL!

Lol, it's the first time since watching "Precious" (but that might of had something to do with Mariah Carey's acting though) that I felt like sitting in the bath with an electrical appliance. 
I'll let you know how it turns out, if I survive. 

Wait! Mariah Carey isn't a great actress? ? ? ? ? 

*sighs and shakes head in disappointment*  I always thought she was amazing - like my other favorite, Kristen Stewart.   

I'll wait for your update.... thanks   


On another note.... Mamasutra has said she is pulling some of her stories.  But I'm not sure which ones.  She says something about writer's block in her last A/N, so it could just be the incomplete ones she's given up on.  Probably tired of getting PMs asking when she's going to finish. 

Hmmm, I wonder if writer's block is like reader's block?   

Wait! Mariah Carey isn't a great actress? ? ? ? ? 

*sighs and shakes head in disappointment*  I always thought she was amazing - like my other favorite, Kristen Stewart.   

I'll wait for your update.... thanks   


On another note.... Mamasutra has said she is pulling some of her stories.  But I'm not sure which ones.  She says something about writer's block in her last A/N, so it could just be the incomplete ones she's given up on.  Probably tired of getting PMs asking when she's going to finish. 

Hmmm, I wonder if writer's block is like reader's block?   

Lol, I know!!! I thought Mariah was gonna give an Oscar winning performance but so I was so disappointed. 
Same with Kristen I'm sure she's gonna win a shed load of awards for acting soon, then again the only way that'll happen is if they are Razzies. 

Lol, I think you're right hun about reader's and writer's block. 

Oh God! Tthat f-ing film was....shit! Electric appliance? I'd have been happy with dead by a lethal injection. I've not been so depressed in a film since the first few scene's of Shindler's List. Though now 12 Years has kicked them all in the head....

I'm reading Claiming Victory by MPG but I'm going to give Dear Maggie a try straight after, because, you know, my missing gene and all..

  Hey! I just realised we have started to call Kstew by her...I want to say 'name' but it's not quite...Thanks goodness, when I first gave her a moniker I didn't think it'd stick so well   

I'm actually a big fan of Mamasutra, I know she gets a lot of stick for writing cheating etc but I'm happy she sticks to her guns regardless of the flaming...I think I've downloaded everything she's finished and I'm so NOT going to start collecting incomplete fics!

I know - that's 2 hours of my life I ain't getting. 
Lol, oh god I nearly forgot her name. 

I like Mamasutra as well, I'm pretty sure I've got most if not all of her completed fics and maybe one or two of her incomplete fics (a habit I have to get of  )

I think it might just be stupid of me, but any good fics with arranged marriages or mating.. I'm aware one is AH and another is AU (ish).  If possible, I'd like them to be E/B with a HEA.

Look on the bright side, ladies.  KStew is such a brilliant actress, she could very well end up with a career like Pia Zadora.  So many razzies, so little time....... I know - you're all going who?  Check IMDB.   Since I remember her, this should give you a clue as to how old I am.

Damn it! I know exactly who Pia Zadora is, without any aid from IMDB    

Now this is a constant topic during our lunch break at work. We'd reminisce about or refer to this old tv series/movie, that old actor, or an old toy/game, old fad that were popular during our days. You'd know who belongs to the same age group as they would eagerly impart their own memory about it, or burst out laughing...when the other half of the table just gives you puzzled/confused looks. Talk about generation gaps!! 

Btw, can you ladies help me? Have stuck to my promise never to go to fanfiction.net. Now am wondering if the 2 other WIPs am following ever updated:
Me and Mr. Cullen by Catastrophia
Lullabies and Eternal Love by emmamama88

At least redtini updates her fictionpad so i get notified when How to Live with a Moviestar has a new chapter.

Thank God Drotuno was very good in updating and finishing Fire & Ice. Am very tempted to start reading Masen Manor...

Emmamama88 has 9 chapters and some outtakes from Lullabies and Eternal love posted on Fiction pad. (same as on FF) Doesn't look like she has updated in a while though.

Me and Mrs Cullen still not complete, last update Nov.

After all the talk about fassbender and shame, finally got my lazy ass to download the film today. Here i am, repeatedly moving my finger across my ipad to get to 4:40 and 6:03... Is there more to the film? Am all good after watching that incredible few minutes  Will probably get around to watching the whole thing in a few months.  Now there goes my vow to watch it today so i can delete it to free up my ipad memory...

Never has seeing a man pee look so sexy, what with that gorgeous back, tapered waist and perfect butt...yeah, ewww and ahhhhh at the same time 

Some guys really have everything, handsome face, great body, impressive dick, great acting talent  i can now really understand why he is in your avi, Loopy   

Now, any luck in pointing my way to similar pictures for jason statham? 

Hello my dears. 

I have been on the missing list because of sh*ty cold which has turned into a sh*tier cough.

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On a separate and indeed desperate note, about 1000 of of the books in my calibre library are missing the actual file.  My head is still too stuffed to work out how to fix it.   

I hope you are all having a better time of it.   

Hello my lovely. 
Sorry to hear that you are still ill, I hope that you feel better soon.   
I'm following those to WIPs as well (among others) - they are so well written I drop everything when I find out that they have been updated much to the hubby's dismay. 

After all the talk about fassbender and shame, finally got my lazy ass to download the film today. Here i am, repeatedly moving my finger across my ipad to get to 4:40 and 6:03... Is there more to the film? Am all good after watching that incredible few minutes  Will probably get around to watching the whole thing in a few months.  Now there goes my vow to watch it today so i can delete it to free up my ipad memory...

Never has seeing a man pee look so sexy, what with that gorgeous back, tapered waist and perfect butt...yeah, ewww and ahhhhh at the same time 

Some guys really have everything, handsome face, great body, impressive dick, great acting talent  i can now really understand why he is in your avi, Loopy   

Now, any luck in pointing my way to similar pictures for jason statham? 

I don't think I've ever found anyone taking a pee sexy until then either. 
I'm so going to scour the net for pics of The Stath as I'm sure there a couple of his ass at least.
Though one of my favorites is when he's covered in oil in Transporter (I think it's that or the 2nd one) sliding around on the floor. I just wanna act as his personal cloth to help him clean up. 

Loopy, love the Kraft Guy!!

I swear, if it weren't for your yummy signature, i would have long ago disabled viewing it here.

Give yourself a pat on the back for exerting your influence across the ocean:
1. I have been reading S.J Frost's books the past few days - rock bands, hot guys...hot Gay guys that is... But what a very good m/m series it is! Finished the 1st (conquest) to 5.5  (beautiful harmony). Am skipping book 6 and going to the 7th. For those who read m/m, i defintely rec this 
2. It got my mind imagining "stuff", so spent an hour today watching gay p0rn    while i was downloading Shame 

Thank you for giving me an enjoyable Sunday...let's just hope i don't get struck by lightning doing something so naughty on a supposedly holy day 

Note: it's already 12:34am, Monday, here. As am able to post this, it is safe to assume i wasn't severely punished by the powers that be 

After all the talk about fassbender and shame, finally got my lazy ass to download the film today. Here i am, repeatedly moving my finger across my ipad to get to 4:40 and 6:03... Is there more to the film? Am all good after watching that incredible few minutes  Will probably get around to watching the whole thing in a few months.  Now there goes my vow to watch it today so i can delete it to free up my ipad memory...

Never has seeing a man pee look so sexy, what with that gorgeous back, tapered waist and perfect butt...yeah, ewww and ahhhhh at the same time 

Some guys really have everything, handsome face, great body, impressive dick, great acting talent  i can now really understand why he is in your avi, Loopy   

Now, any luck in pointing my way to similar pictures for jason statham? 

Ahhh Booked, welcome to the club! Weren't they the best 2 minutes you've spent in a while?! Not many men could have taken that role on so comfortably, because honestly? I think peens in general have got to be a joke played by God on mankind, I can't think of another reason for them to look so ridiculous (especially flaccid!) But then in the annus mirabilis of 1977 He created The Fassy and all was well with the world; amen! (in reference to it being Sunday an' all)