I have about 20 stories by an author called Zosie in my Calibre library. So today I decided to read one; I feel like shooting myself in the face. Twice. The story is called As if I Never Existed.

Edward leaves Bella after High School to go to NYU, and soon afterwards, she disappears. While he is living his new life, Bella has been kidnapped by serial girl collector, James, and kept isolated so she suffers Stockholm Syndrome and bonds with him.
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It's AH, and it is soooo...wait, OK, last time I was too blunt about a fic FFG told me off so, all I'll say is, before starting this story get a dessert spoon, scoop both your eyes out with it, then read. Now I plan to get rid of every single story that reside in my Calibre by this....?...author?  But before I do I thought I'd reach out to you ladies to ask, have any of you read any of her story that might be worth saving? Don't be shy now, I promise not to hold it against you if I disagree 

I'm following this one, I'm really liking it at the moment. But I have to admit I am only skimming this one, as I really wanna read it properly one it's complete.I use to try and give up something difficult to give up like sex, but that never works in my favour. 

Some of her stories are cute. I came upon her tiny 2 chapter shot, called Someone Like You and enjoyed it so I went through most of what she had. The majority of her stories are fluffy melodramas that nearly always throw in Bella and Edward being each others "One" so what she actually finishes will end on a happy note. Her author bio says that she's not an author, but someone writing silly stories and publishing them. Gotta give her props for sharing those silly stories with strangers.

She has 2 other pen names, and I happened to come across a fic she wrote called It's Murder on her account under the name ElleD'Amore, that she's currently posting to her Zosie account. I liked it for the first few chapters and then you could tell where she probably got bored with it, because it went from something resembling a romantic crime drama story to pure fluff and family time.

I found another author that seems similar jess2002, although out of the two I think Zosie has better spelling and grammar. Jess2002 had a story where James was a child molester and had adopted Edward and Bella and abused them both to the point where they were brainwashed and oh it was just a mess. I flounced.
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I was going to read Tales of a Charming Trucknapper.  But something else grabbed me first.  I keep meaning to go back to it... 

I did it by changing www. to m. ( You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  to  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login ) .
the mobile site give you only the author's stories .

I've tried reading her stuff.  She has some interesting sounding stories, but her writing is juvenile to me.  And I think I tried one of her less, um, angsty? ones.  Because I don't do badly written angst.

Okay, I avoid angst pretty much anyway 

Thank you thank you thank you! I was sooo frustrated with that feature. 

I can definitely see that. Nothing is worse than something that has the potential to be an interesting plot with bad execution. That's why I refrain from writing  That and when I read something with way too much description. I don't need to read three paragraphs about someone's wardrobe.