Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1268214 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1561 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:19 PM »

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Thanks. I added it to my never ending list of WIPs that I'm watching!

About 2 weeks ago, I had this great idea to move some fics from my TBR list into a Read Now list - fics that are constantly mentioned here, or fics by an author I have read recently and loved so want to try another fic they have written.

Just as a way to manage by TBR and read some current "best sellers".

My Read Now list now has 70 fics on it!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1562 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:25 PM »

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Could you clarify please? You don't have experience with big nights out, hangovers or breakfast?

Right at the moment - none of the above!

It's 1:20pm, I'm still in my jarmies, I haven't had anything except for a coffee, and my martini glass is sitting on my kitchen bench laughing at me!

I blame the cricket - it's keeping me up late at night and forcing my to drink vodka!

(I have done 2 loads of laundry, changed the sheets on my bed, read 5 chapters of Antiques Roadshow, edited a chapter of a fic and talked on the phone to my mum for an hour, marked all of my maths tests from yesterday and the weekly homework - and read all the posts here from last night/this morning.

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1563 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:42 PM »

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Hey, I posted this a little while ago and from what I can see there has been no replys.... Just want to post again to see if anyone has any Edward turns to human recs??

Thanks for any help

I'm sorry I didn't respond earlier - I wasn't exactly sure what you were asking for in your original request.

The Humanward fic that springs to mind for me is You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?

There was another that I read, years ago. I can't remember the title or author, but this might jog someone's memory.

It's set before Breaking Dawn. Edward somehow gets a virus and over a few days, he becomes human again. To begin with, it's great - he's really happy not to be "a monster" any more, yadda yadda yadda. It's very lemony and E&B decide to recreate some of their interactions as though E was human when they occurred. I remember they broke into the school and have hot human smexy times in the biology room.

Anyway, another vamp comes to town and Edward feels like a failure because he can't protect Bella. He ends up appreciating being a vamp.

Does it ring a bell for anyone with a better memory (or better way of organising their fics)?

kawaiiangel · « **Reply #1564 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:53 PM »

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I'm sorry I didn't respond earlier - I wasn't exactly sure what you were asking for in your original request.

This is the Humanward fic that springs to mind for me is You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?

Oh I loved Beyond Time a very wonderful fic. Everyone who hasn't read it should. Anyway I read The arranged marriage that some rec'd a few pages ago I loved it even though I thought some chapters could be condense but hey what do I know

Now I'm reading High Fidelity which has me up in the middle of the night still reading it and tomorrow I have to go to the office, I'll probably need a LOT of coffee to function $:-\$

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1565 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:05 PM »

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Does anyone know any good Edward/Bella stories where Edward is Older and he is best friends with Bella older brother or maybe where he is the older brother of Alice? I would love to read them.

Thank you

I like an Olderward - so long as Bella isn't a teenager and he's a dirty old man! None of these quite fit your request, but Edward is older.

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is quite short.

As the rookie on the force, it wasn't the brightest idea for Edward to fall for the chief-of-police's daughter. What was probably worse? She was still in high school.

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Edward is Alice's father, not brother.

The Mougar cometh! A steamy day at the drop zone turns into more than Bella bargains for when she meets her new roommate's father. A tale of May-December relationships, father-daughter dynamics, and the happiest hooha in Philadelphia. Very citrusy. AH.

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Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more. Adult stuff.

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is a WIP, but I think it's close to wrapping up.

It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1566 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:07 PM »

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Oh I loved Beyond Time a very wonderful fic. Everyone who hasn't read it should. Anyway I read The arranged marriage that some rec'd a few pages ago I loved it even though I thought some chapters could be condense but hey what do I know

Now I'm reading High Fidelity which has me up in the middle of the night still reading it and tomorrow I have to go to the office, I'll probably need a LOT of coffee to function $:-\$

Isn't HiFi good?!? Strangely addictive. I didn't think I'd like it but I'm so glad I bumped it up to #1 on my TRB!

Booked · « **Reply #1567 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:11 PM »

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Ice lollies! This phrase cracks me up! The TV show I'm watching right now is also laughing at the term "ice lollies" - they are doing a story on the uk "heat wave" and shared a statistic that "ice lolly" sales have increased by nearly 400%. Now they are laughing about "ice lollies"!

We call them icy poles or ice blocks.

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We call them Ice Pops. Icy poles makes me crack up

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We always called them Popsicles. Everything else is just wrong!

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Sometimes we use the term Popsicles. Icy pole sounds so wrong on so many different levels LOL

Oh, i was going to be soooooo good and not comment....

But this picture here made me break my silence

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O...M....Geeeee! That is soooo ridiculously funny! Will i forever find dirty meanings to everyday stuff?! The differences in our languages can really lead to confusing, funny, perverted things.

We call it popsicle here too.

I just can't imagine keeping a straight face when giving an Icy Pole to my kids...

Here you go, son, enjoy your Icy Pole...Hurry, lick that other side as your pole is dripping and it will create a mess on your hands and shirt... $:-\$

Spesvie · « **Reply #1568 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:13 PM »

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Consummation, distractions and controlled burn are fics I've not seen recced before, do you have a link?

Thanks

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1569 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:01 PM »

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Oh, i was going to be soooooo good and not comment....

But this picture here made me break my silence

O...M....Geeeee! That is soooo ridiculously funny! Will i forever find dirty meanings to everyday stuff?! The differences in our languages can really lead to confusing, funny, perverted things. We call it popsicle here too.

I just can't imagine keeping a straight face when giving an Icy Pole to my kids...
Here you go, son, enjoy your Icy Pole...Hurry, lick that other side as your pole is dripping and it will create a mess on your hands and shirt... $:-\$

You all think I'm the one with a dirty mind! I am just pure and innocent

Now I'm going to lick and suck on an icy pole until it melts down my throat.

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Yeah - I couldn't even write that with a straight face!

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1570 on:** July 19, 2013, 10:27 PM »

Speaking of icy poles...

This is doing all sorts of melty things to my lady parts:

The stare. The tight white T. The bicep.

And ... the finger!

My goodness! What a week it's been - airport Rob, Dior Rob, Maps To The Stars Rob.

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Booked · « **Reply #1571 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:03 PM »

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Speaking of icy poles...

This is doing all sorts of melty things to my lady parts:

The stare. The tight white T. The bicep.

Oooooooooohhhhhhlaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaa .... to be looked at like that...*fans self furiously*
And that cig on his lips... Such a hot, bad boy!

Ordinary_Reader · « **Reply #1572 on:** July 19, 2013, 11:18 PM »

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Thank you for that. Instant stress reliever after a really crappy day.
Him at the piano and in bed by himself, my two faves. They are all good. Did anyone read the blurb below the pics about him? The writer captured our guy. Well done. Dior could not have chosen any better.

You're welcome!
It helped my terrible, sleepless night get a thousand times better! Who knew that being an insomniac payed off?

I don't know if I could choose a favorite picture.

They're all good.

I loved what was written. I thought it was beautiful.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1573 on:** July 20, 2013, 08:54 AM »

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Not Always Right features funny & stupid customer stories that show the customer is NOT always right....

It's really funny, but what keeps me reading is imagining those stories asfanfic scenes.

OMG! I am getting very addicted to these stories. Some of them are so hilarious I'm practically rolling on the floor. Thanks for the link!

lamelurker · « **Reply #1574 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:12 AM »

Hi all, just catching up!

So glad to see Beyond Time by TKegl being rec'd because it's definitely in my top 10 favorites.

Astro was spot on about High Fidelity

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grabbing you and not letting go! It was really good, but I can't pinpoint why it was so addictive--perhaps because B/E are so broken and written well. I was a little disappointed with the ending. To me, it's set up well for a sequel, but it's been a while so I wonder if any more will come of it. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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Thanks for the links on Consummation, distractions and controlled burn. I don't know these fics, are they well rec'd?

Anchalee, thanks for you fanfic interpretation of Not Always Right. That was hilarious!

I think I will now think of Edward's icy vamp pole every time I see a popsicle. heh heh.

Off to start The arranged marriage, thanks Kawaiiangel for backing up that rec, I forgot about it!

ajamm · « **Reply #1575 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:31 AM »

I loved High Fidelity, and I keep hearing a lot about it. There is another fic that I relate to that one, I don't know why because they couldn't be any different.

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Author: Amber1983

When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3,039 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 01-21-13 - Published: 09-02-11 - Status: Complete - id: 734595

I've mentioned this one here before because I loved that Bella didn't drop her panties when she heard Edward's accent. And that they didn't jump to bed the minute they met

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Anyways read it guys, it's good.

ajamm · « **Reply #1576 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:33 AM »

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Author: Miss Baby PM
An uphill love story about a girl, a boy, their friends, lots of bicycles, one big mountain and a promise to a dying man that turned into a life changing event.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,436 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 07-17-13 - Published: 03-08-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9079945

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I really like her fics. Some more than others. Very well written, and she is Dutch.
This one was a sweet one.

I just finished this one and I loved it. I kinda hated Alice.

ajamm · « **Reply #1577 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:41 AM »

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Speaking of icy poles...

I can see the line of his boxer briefs... If I stare really hard.

And those thighs and arms, is it normal that I want to bite them .

lamelurker · « **Reply #1578 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:51 AM »

I finished up my Rochelle Allison streak (for now) by reading Sessions and Brighter, Appease, Venture. (Considering how much I liked Starry Eyed Inside, Volition, and Air, I'd say I've joined the RA fan club).

Sessions is a sweet one about how a lover of music and a musician grow into something more. Lots of music references in this appealing story. (Links on her blog of songs).

Brighter, Appease, Venture is 3 stories in one originated from witfit prompts. Each were good, so I rec them all.

Brighter was engaging throughout--nice and light. Edward and Bella meet in St. Croix. The idealic island life made me envious as I read. Sweet. (about 260 pages) Appease was really good. As nanny to Edward's much younger brother and sister, Bella instigates Edward's metamorphasis. Nice character growth. Read it straight through. (about 260 pages). In Venture, Edward and Bella meet on a bus on their way cross country. Only about 40 pages long, it was short and oh so sweet. I wish I got more of these two.

Sessions
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Author: Rochelle Allison
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2,325 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 01-22-11 - Published: 01-12-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6648808

Brighter, Appease, Venture
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Author: Rochelle Allison
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 8,953 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 07-01-12 - Published: 04-02-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7983274

ajamm · « **Reply #1579 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:54 AM »

The Keepsake updated today, just one more chapter and an epilogue and I can finally read it.

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lamelurker · « **Reply #1580 on:** July 20, 2013, 10:01 AM »

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I just read The Boy at Table Seven and it is REALLY good. Edward and Bella are written well and the storyline is good. I laughed, I cried, the story ends well and the epi is just what it should be! (i don't want to give anything away).

Thanks to you and the others for this rec! It had just the right amount of sweet and drama. It was nice reading a blue collar Edward and Bella for a change. Add a green-eyed boy and it was rainbows for me. Especially liked the epi!

The Boy At Table Seven
Author: LyricalKris
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6,156 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 07-16-13 - Published: 04-04-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9169277
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