Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1268253 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

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keypad · « **Reply #1681 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:02 PM »

This is the first time I've heard anyone mention The Practicum. I like the line in the summary about if you like pron, fluff and naked Edward then you should read it.

Loopy · « **Reply #1682 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:03 PM »

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You should write a fic about your sexcapades!

I'm such a crap writer, so I won't but maybe a ghost writer - I mean it works for Katie Price so why not me!?!

keypad · « **Reply #1683 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:04 PM »

Did my avatar change or am I hallucinating again?

lamelurker · « **Reply #1684 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:07 PM »

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I'm finally back - it's only the 3rd day of the summer holidays and they're killing me already.
Basically me and Mernzi were PMing each other she saw a comment I mad about Gideon Cross on the old thread
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Lol, I don't know if it's more awesome then The Practicum (I loved that fic), but it definitely shouldn't surprise anyone on here!

Thanks for sharing and letting us live vicariously through you!

Whit3 · « **Reply #1685 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:07 PM »

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I'm finally back - it's only the 3rd day of the summer holidays and they're killing me already.
Basically me and Mernzi were PMing each other she saw a comment I mad about Gideon Cross on the old thread
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Lol, I don't know if it's more awesome then The Practicum (I loved that fic), but it definitely shouldn't surprise anyone on here!

Oh My God - I thought I was adventurous but you take the whole bloody cake - forget the biscuit!

I'm surprised they didn't put you on some sort of blacklist - or ban you from Wales!

Are there any other missions you have decided to accept?

Loopy · « **Reply #1686 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:09 PM »

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Did my avatar change or am I hallucinating again?

Lol, you're not hallucinating hun I think about 95% of us got hi-jacked for the lovely Kingston's birthday.

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Thanks for sharing and letting us live vicariously through you!

Lol, you're welcome!!

I'm not the Queen of the over share for no reason!!

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Oh My God - I thought I was adventurous but you take the whole bloody cake - forget the biscuit!

I'm surprised they didn't put you on some sort of blacklist - or ban you from Wales!

Are there any other missions you have decided to accept?

Lol, there aren't any other missions at the moment but I'm always open to suggestions!!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1687 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:14 PM »

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I'm finally back - it's only the 3rd day of the summer holidays and they're killing me already.
Basically me and Mernzi were PMing each other she saw a comment I mad about Gideon Cross on the old thread
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Lol, I don't know if it's more awesome then The Practicum (I loved that fic), but it definitely shouldn't surprise anyone on here!

LOL! You and your husband definitely have a lot of fun.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1688 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:15 PM »

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Lol, you're not hallucinating hun I think about 95% of us got hi-jacked for the lovely Kingston's birthday. :DLol, you're welcome!!
I'm not the Queen of the over share for no reason!! :PLol, there aren't any other missions at the moment but I'm always open to suggestions!!

We need a list of places so we can add to it.

Edit: the zoo?

Loopy · « **Reply #1689 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:18 PM »

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LOL! You and your husband definitely have a lot of fun.

We try!!

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We need a list of places so we can add to it.

Edit: the zoo?

Been there... done that.... several times, different places though (Reptile house, by the Monkeys, picnic area!) !!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1690 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:20 PM »

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We try!! :DBeen there... done that.... several times, different places though (Reptile house, by the Monkeys, picnic area!) !!

Your moms bed. His moms bed.

Loopy · « **Reply #1691 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:22 PM »

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Your moms bed. His moms bed.

Done both and including his Grandparents bed once!!

Right my lovelies while you're thinking of places for me and the hubby to "exercise" I'm gonna leave you and go to bed as I'm shattered and it's only 10.20pm.

lamelurker · « **Reply #1692 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:26 PM »

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Done both and including his Grandparents bed once!!
Right my lovelies while you're thinking of places for me and the hubby to "exercise" I'm gonna leave you and go to bed as I'm shattered and it's only 10.20pm.

Here's to hoping your book club will be helpful!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #1693 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:28 PM »

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Done both and including his Grandparents bed once!!
Right my lovelies while you're thinking of places for me and the hubby to "exercise" I'm gonna leave you and go to bed as I'm shattered and it's only 10.20pm.

Loopy, I don't want you anywhere near my bed. Or car.

lamelurker · « **Reply #1694 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:51 PM »

So I needed a little funny and read White Picket What? which led to reading a couple more of CaraNo's shorter stories. GEMS I tell you!

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White Picket What? had me barking out loud laughing. Short, easy and funny story about unplanned pregnancy with 2 virgins. Crack up.

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NFW was funny too, but more serious as well. It was great on its own (set in HS), but I'm looking forward to seeing more of this B/E in the sequel (to be set in college).

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I Tell Myself. I'm a little ambivalent about. On the one hand the story is written well, but on the other it's about B/E sexing it up while E's engaged to someone else. And I don't like cheating.

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The End. Not funny, not what I was expecting. Made me tear up. Good short story. Vampella in an asylum.

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OK, I just wrote all this up, learned about the new heir, read about Loopy's se.xcapades and the angst from that last story (The End) is still lingering... Kind of wish I had something funny now... Maybe I'll try the Practicum everyone is talking about. Any other suggestions? Short is good, funny is necessary.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1695 on:** July 22, 2013, 02:55 PM »

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This is the first time I've heard anyone mention The Practicum. I like the line in the summary about if you like pron, fluff and naked Edward then you should read it.

There are pages of it when it first finished and a bunch of us read it. Though it might be on the old thread before you joined our fun group

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1696 on:** July 22, 2013, 03:06 PM »

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It's a twist on Twilight. With lemons. And Bella has a very dirty mouth. I think it is supposed to be humorous, but the funniest parts are the misused words.

"I didn't want to hurt you, I tried to be gentile." So he didn't want to be Jewish. Can't blame him. Getting circumcised as Vampire would be very painful. Remember he was born before they started regularly doing that.

"Wow, they have a four card garage...." to help with Alice's spending, the credit cards need their own garages.

Okay, blanking on the other ones. Though I may have to share again. There are the usual ones - their/there, your/you're - but those aren't as funny. I'm about 30% done and it is good so far. If you can put up with the SPaG errors.

Booked · « **Reply #1697 on:** July 22, 2013, 03:40 PM »

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Why haven't you read this already

I love this Edward

He will turn into a mushy mess.

I "save" reading some works of authors i love for later, in case i get into another fanfic slump. Am not in one now but was looking for a short funny read so i chose this one

and yes, i haven't read her Departures either...

ficfangirl · « **Reply #1698 on:** July 22, 2013, 03:54 PM »

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Done both and including his Grandparents bed once!!
Right my lovelies while you're thinking of places for me and the hubby to "exercise" I'm gonna leave you and go to bed as I'm shattered and it's only 10.20pm.

I suppose you've already christened all the weight machines and exercise equipment?

Booked · « **Reply #1699 on:** July 22, 2013, 04:11 PM »

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I'm finally back - it's only the 3rd day of the summer holidays and they're killing me already.
Basically me and Mernzi were PMing each other she saw a comment I mad about Gideon Cross on the old thread
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Lol, I don't know if it's more awesome then The Practicum (I loved that fic), but it definitely shouldn't surprise anyone on here!

Oh Loopy!! You really crack me up!! I am so envious of you and your husband's adventurous spirit.

Now, next time you do a mission, it should include a condition you shouldn't get caught... that should make it more exciting yet safe for you both.

. It would be difficult for us to pay actual bail from the virtual world, so be fun yet safe!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1700 on:** July 22, 2013, 04:31 PM »

LOL! My latest ad is about how to open a cannabis dispensary legally in most states. Because yeah, that's what I want to do.

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