Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1268609 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

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DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #3081 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:14 PM »

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I saw that ! So 700 pages x 3 books = EP length.

Yep! But look at it this way, you don't have to wait ages between updates!

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Les16's first fic, The Path We Choose, is a whopping 662,750 words! Anyone read it?

That fic sound familiar....let me look?...Yeah on my TBR list as well..I could have sworn I'd read it.

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I haven't read it. It's on my TBR list too, but my friend read it. She said it was ok, but not even close to being as good as The Breakers.
Because of The Breakers, I also read as a wip Drumsticks and Penalty Kicks. That was ok, I am just not into H.S. fics.

Drumsticks I read, but its a sequel, did you read Watching Her also? Edward is a creeper...in that 'Honourable Edward' sense of the word. It was....'sweet'

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I'd take him, but I think Astro would beat me up.

I can't afford a good plastic surgeon and I would probably end up looking like that lady a few pages back.

That and it probably would upset my husband.

LOL! Astro and I will have to fight it out...I think.

But talking about that lady a few pages back; how sad is it that this woman went so far as to end up being a cautionary tale..

limomx2 · « **Reply #3082 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:22 PM »

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But talking about that lady a few pages back; how sad is it that this woman went so far as to end up being a cautionary tale..

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3083 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:28 PM »

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LOL Ella,

Did you like how I was more worried about being beaten up by Astro than that it would upset my husband?

But really? I'm not sure I could keep up with a trainer. I can barely do 20 minutes on the treadmill.

limomx2 · « **Reply #3084 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:35 PM »

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Did you like how I was more worried about being beaten up by Astro than that it would upset my husband?

But really? I'm not sure I could keep up with a trainer. I can barely do 20 minutes on the treadmill.

Yeah there are 2 things I always tell my trainer, #1 he needs to go back to school to learn to count because i know for damn sure 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 is incorrect and #2 that I swear to god he was hired by my husband to try and kill me

ficfangirl · « **Reply #3085 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:49 PM »

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Did you like how I was more worried about being beaten up by Astro than that it would upset my husband?

But really? I'm not sure I could keep up with a trainer. I can barely do 20 minutes on the treadmill.

But would your husband be upset if he got Loopy in trade? Course, he would be stuck with a hormonal pregnant woman, but there is some upside to that.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #3086 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:50 PM »

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Did you like how I was more worried about being beaten up by Astro than that it would upset my husband?

But really? I'm not sure I could keep up with a trainer. I can barely do 20 minutes on the treadmill.

WAIT! HOLD UP! Loopy's Husband is a trainer?! How did I miss that? Or was this revealed while I was away? Hey, all that sister wife

is out the window I am NOT sharing!

And I can 'take' Astro,

let me tell ya! Loop i'll keep him until you're back on your feet after the baby...I'll give him back post 6 week check, to help you 'lose' any baby weight (if you have any that is)

limomx2 · « **Reply #3087 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:53 PM »

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But would your husband be upset if he got Loopy in trade? Course, he would be stuck with a hormonal pregnant woman, but there is some upside to that.

limomx2 · « **Reply #3088 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:54 PM »

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WAIT! HOLD UP! Loopy's Husband is a trainer?! How did I miss that? Or was this revealed while I was away? Hey, all that sister wife is out the window I am NOT sharing! And I can 'take' Astro, let me tell ya! Loop i'll keep him until you're back on your feet after the baby...I'll give him back post 6 week check, to help you 'lose' any baby weight (if you have any that is)

WoW Demaris, I now feel so unloved

Avrildulac · « **Reply #3089 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:54 PM »

David Gandy Interview

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So frikkin' hot. And cute. And shy!

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #3090 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:58 PM »

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Yep! But look at it this way, you don't have to wait ages between updates!

So True !!

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Drumsticks I read, but its a sequel, did you read Watching Her also? Edward is a creeper...in that 'Honourable Edward' sense of the word. It was....'sweet'

Sure did.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #3091 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:15 PM »

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WoW Demaris, I now feel so unloved

Sorry Hon, but no one told me Loopy was married to a personal trainer...I mean, I can't even begin to imagine, and I won't, Loopy, out of respect to you; until you hand him over....

But any other husband that comes up on the thread for trade? You and I can share, OK Limom?

Loopy · « **Reply #3092 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:25 PM »

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*nods head and licks lips*

I started this with chp 1 as a wip. The first chp reads a lot like the movie "The Perfect Storm".
I wound up asking the author if she could please tell me it didn't end like the movie.

I can promise it doesn't.

Thank god - as that film kills me every time I watch it.

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Drumsticks I read, but its a sequel, did you read Watching Her also? Edward is a creeper...in that 'Honourable Edward' sense of the word. It was....'sweet'

I love Drumsticks and Watching Her - I just love that Edward.

Loopy · « **Reply #3093 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:28 PM »

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Oh loopy, that might not be a bad thing

I don't know - he might start having nightmares of his time with me.

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He couldn't be perfect all the time Loopy!

What do you mean he can't be perfect all the time.

I've gotta felling I'm gonna have to re-train him.

I think I'm just gonna let you ladies fight it out between yourselves and I know I shouldn't have favourites but if I had to put money on someone winning this fight it would Astro.

Sorry, but she's been without for a while.

Love ya really Astro

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3094 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:31 PM »

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But would your husband be upset if he got Loopy in trade? Course, he would be stuck with a hormonal pregnant woman, but there is some upside to that.

Heck no, Loopy would be the disappointed one LOL!

Maybe 15 years ago, but now, he can't even keep up with me!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #3095 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:34 PM »

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I don't know - he might start having nightmares of his time with me. :DWhat do you mean he can't be perfect all the time.
I've gotta felling I'm gonna have to re-train him.

I think I'm just gonna let you ladies fight it out between yourselves and I know I shouldn't have favourites but if I had to put money on someone winning this fight it would Astro.

Sorry, but she's been without for a while.
Love ya really Astro

Please tell me you did not get those pics from one of the Real Housewives shows!

Aussie broads are tough ( it all that Whoop Whoop), but not as tough as us Londoners and if the worst came to the worst, I'll hire some real female muscle from Newcastle

. Plus I told you, I went to an girls convent school, we had to learn to all kind of dirty tricks!

Loopy · « **Reply #3096 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:34 PM »

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Did you like how I was more worried about being beaten up by Astro than that it would upset my husband?

But really? I'm not sure I could keep up with a trainer. I can barely do 20 minutes on the treadmill.

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Yeah there are 2 things I always tell my trainer, #1 he needs to go back to school to learn to count because i know for damn sure 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 is incorrect and #2 that I swear to god he was hired by my husband to try and kill me

Every time the hubby tries to get me to work out and I refuse me threatens me with a spin class!!

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But would your husband be upset if he got Loopy in trade? Course, he would be stuck with a hormonal pregnant woman, but there is some upside to that.

An upside could be that he lets me have the Mac 'n' Cheese I crave.

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WAIT! HOLD UP! Loopy's Husband is a trainer?! How did I miss that? Or was this revealed while I was away? Hey, all that sister wife is out the window I am NOT sharing! And I can 'take' Astro, let me tell ya! Loop i'll keep him until you're back on your feet after the baby...I'll give him back post 6 week check, to help you 'lose' any baby weight (if you have any that is)

Yes, he's a PT.
We're totally opposites - he's (obviously) fit and energetic and I'm overweight and lazy.

As for baby weight I'm still carrying weight from Saxon and he was born 14 months ago but then again I've only not been pregnant for 8 weeks of those 14 months since!!

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Sorry Hon, but no one told me Loopy was married to a personal trainer...I mean, I can't even begin to imagine, and I won't, Loopy, out of respect to you; until you hand him over....

But any other husband that comes up on the thread for trade? You and I can share, OK Limom?

Imagine away hun - I don't care, I'm sure he imagines about some of his (younger) clients and hell I even imagine about other peeps when I'm "busy" with him.

Loopy · « **Reply #3097 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:38 PM »

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Heck no, Loopy would be the disappointed one LOL!

Maybe 15 years ago, but now, he can't even keep up with me!

Men peak way too young, where us women get better!!

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Please tell me you did not get those pics from one of the Real Housewives shows!

Aussie broads are tough ( it all that Whoop Whoop), but not as tough as us Londoners and if the worst came to the worst, I'll hire some real female muscle from Newcastle . Plus I told you, I went to an girls convent school, we had to learn to all kind of dirty tricks!

I think the one on the right is from Jersey Shore - it looks like Pauly D or whatever you call him in that pic.

Lol, I know all about convent school fighting and we're definitely the best fighters.

As for a Geordie to help you - I'm sure the hubby knows a few girls that could help kick ass as he's from there.

limomx2 · « **Reply #3098 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:41 PM »

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Sorry Hon, but no one told me Loopy was married to a personal trainer...I mean, I can't even begin to imagine, and I won't, Loopy, out of respect to you; until you hand him over....

But any other husband that comes up on the thread for trade? You and I can share, OK Limom?

okay, but just dont tell my husband

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #3099 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:44 PM »

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Men peak way too young, where us women get better!! :PI think the one on the right is from Jersey Shore - it looks like Pauly D or whatever you call him in that pic.
Lol, I know all about convent school fighting and we're definitely the best fighters.
As for a Geordie to help you - I'm sure the hubby knows a few girls that could help kick ass as he's from there.

OMG

A Geordie Personal Trainer?!..Be still my beating heart! Does he have brothers? Sorry Ladies if you've all been on this roundabout before but, since I've been back, all you ladies have done is talk about is fics, fics, fics! No one, and I mean no one mentioned that Loopy was married to a Northern personal trainer, you ladies have been hiding all the good stuff!

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okay, but just dont tell my husband

Deal!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3100 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:57 PM »

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An upside could be that he lets me have the Mac 'n' Cheese I crave.

You'd have to fight him for it!

He loves Mac 'n' Cheese

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