Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Hmmm looked them up,  the pictures I have seen they just don't do it for me 

Ohhh, I love a 'dirty' rocker! Now. I must admit my less fastidious tendencies have only taken flight in the last year or so....I've been a fan for ages but never really appreciated their slight 'unwashed' look.  When Caleb cut his hair I changed my mind and on Wednesday Nathan was all sweaty and tattooed up and I thought. 'yummm, come to mama; humina, humina, humina!' You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

EDIT I'm so sorry but I just have to share  I'm cracking up here and it's not as much fun if I laugh alone.... I'll stop if anyone is thinking of reading this story and my over-sharing might spoil it for them...

lauren,  I loved Superhero In The Stacks.  18 chapters wasn't enough of this Edward.  I  Library Boy.


'He's beautiful, but he doesn't notice me. Nobody does.' Bella's insecurities have forced her to hide away from the world, but her Library Boy changes everything.

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Thanks for a great fic   

I've never used the karma button...so have they stopped allowing us to see the 'body count' because....Wait. Why have they stopped us seeing the body count?

Too many people got their feelings hurt when they received a smite (negative Karma).  I know we decided here that any smites were due to stray thumbs when people were reading on their phones. 

Kim,
It would still be an inside joke because any new people would probably not go back and read every entry on this thread.  Not to mention that we'll probably start a new one soon since this one is getting so long.  You have noticed what a chatty bunch we are, right?

Who? Us? Chatty?
 

It feels like the epic page 69 was just a short while ago! Now we're at 239!

Crazy!  I FLOVE my book club!

Kim,
It would still be an inside joke because any new people would probably not go back and read every entry on this thread.  Not to mention that we'll probably start a new one soon since this one is getting so long.  You have noticed what a chatty bunch we are, right?

Yeah, I was just thinking I would have to start a new one soon.....

My hubby's giving me such a strange look as I just wh0re moaned thinking of Nathan which then got my thinking of a manwich with Caleb and Nathan - I'm seriously thinking I might have to go see a shrink for this obsession soon. 
I totally agree with you hun - I love how we don't really have to censor our dirty minds/thoughts/jokes etc (which is a god send for me  ) and we can turn an innocent comment or subject (like Kim's username  ) into something more. 
I'm with you hun, I'm definitely not reading "Written" as it sounds a bit too strange and that's saying something when I say that. 


Okay my lovelies I'll talk to you all sometime Sunday as tomorrow is my daughters 15th birthday. 
God, I feel old now saying that. 

Awww happy birthday to your daughter!

As thick as her wrist?! so long it couldn't all fit?!  covered with rings of muscle?!

So she had s e x   with a snake! The anaconda variety, not your average garden snake. 

Just...ewwwwwwwwwwww.... Is the author into bestiality considering Edward here also had a tail? Too many references/description similar to animals ... Yup, far out, peaced out it is 

I think it's silverblossoms who frequently describes Edward's manhood as being as thick as your wrist and Bella can't handle the length the first few times.  Whenever I read descriptions like this, I look at my wrist and wince, thinking ouch!

I've finished reading Creed and Raid by Kristen Ashley and decided to re-read Rock Chick.  I've been laughing out loud at a few things and decided I needed to share this quote with my book club.  Background, the female protaganist (Indy) is applying mascara:

"I opened my mouth as far as it would go, which was a feminine mechanism that one had to use to open one's eyes as far as they would go."

Anyone who has ever applied mascara knows exactly what she's talking about.

Kim,
It would still be an inside joke because any new people would probably not go back and read every entry on this thread.  Not to mention that we'll probably start a new one soon since this one is getting so long.  You have noticed what a chatty bunch we are, right?

Ummmm.... *raises hand timidly* I read every entry on this thread and on # 3 when I started to lurk here. I wanted to know what I'm getting into before leaving my safe lurker position. 

I think it's silverblossoms who frequently describes Edward's manhood as being as thick as your wrist and Bella can't handle the length the first few times.  Whenever I read descriptions like this, I look at my wrist and wince, thinking ouch!