Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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     I'm glad you got a kick out of it!    So, how exactly did you explain your hollering?     Because I'm guessing the detailed explanation from the urban dictionary wouldn't go over well with your underling/subordinate.   

I passed it off as a funny email from a crazy girlfriend, (close enough) If I started talking FF at work they'd definitely relieve me of my duties...

Sorry to interrupt the shifel banter (ewww), but I thought I'd catch up with a few worthwhile fics...


Thanks to Demaris for the rec on Indecent Proposal by Pattyrose. It was sweet, very little angst with an HEA promise from the very beginning. Well written (especially the letters spread throughout) and a fic on the lighter side of things.

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Author: pattyrose
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 6,604 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 01-24-13 - Published: 05-30-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8164847


Short and sweet. B/E romance of literary realism (Yes, I'm going with Astro's new term ).

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Author: aftrnoondlight
Dreams past, circumstance and sacrifice... young Edward and Bella bravely smile through the tears on life's complicated path. A short journey of pure and true devotion... of choosing love above all else. EPOV M for Language & Lemons
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,754 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10-26-12 - Published: 05-06-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6968728


Another original story by Lissa Bryan. If you don't have a problem with an Edward with angel wings, give this one a try. It was good and full of suspense. B/E go on quite an adventure.

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Author: Lissa Bryan
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 2,988 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 02-11-12 - Published: 12-01-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7601038

I'm starting to feel like a fanfiction writer... I keep starting new stories but never finish any of them....

It is getting a little frustrating.  Though, for the record, the latest one I had actually read the whole thing before.  I just couldn't remember.  Well, now I'm remembering and well, not sure it was worth a reread. 

And none of these stories are bad.  In fact a few of them are loved by all.  Sigh.  I hate when I'm like this....

I'm starting to feel like a fanfiction writer... I keep starting new stories but never finish any of them....

It is getting a little frustrating.  Though, for the record, the latest one I had actually read the whole thing before.  I just couldn't remember.  Well, now I'm remembering and well, not sure it was worth a reread. 

And none of these stories are bad.  In fact a few of them are loved by all.  Sigh.  I hate when I'm like this....

When i am not in the mood to/feel like to read fanfic, i read a real book...like cleansing palate 

Sounds like FF burn-out..take a bit of a break for a week or so..only from reading not from the thread! And it might help refocus you?

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I'm so glad your ok but it made me crack up and I'm getting weird looks. Thank you for sharing so we can all live through you 

ROFLMAO - I don't know whether you belong on one of those reality shows about sex or to be jealous of your active sex life.

But I'm sorry you hurt yourself! Glass in the ass does not sound fun.... 

Sometimes you worry me.   

Your sex life sounds more entertaining than some of the stories I have read!

I'm glad that I can entertain you all and I mean there is a reason why my friends call me the Queen of the Over-share. 
A bit of advise though - glass in the ass (and back) HURTS!! 
 

Loopy, loopy, loopy, you are making it so difficult for me to concentrate on my work day ahead! 

Just love your stories, it is really like reading a smutty fic 

Shattered Glass  reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body...against the french doors
O/S *Entry into the Hot-Married-Sex Contest* AH; Romance, BDSM. Rated FH

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Loopy x Hubs - LPOV
Twilight/Breaking Doors Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-13-13 - Loopy & Hubs -In-progress

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OMG, I love it!!! 
 

That sounds like a nasty Dr Suess book!

Glass in my ass, in my back...in my crack! 

Now, that's a book I would love to read - imagine all the rhyming couplets. 

Oh pleeeeeaaaassssse change your name to Shitty Fellatio! Please!!!

Just for the weekend!

Just for 24 hours!

OMG, that's a great idea. 
I'm sure Mr. A would love it too. 

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read!  What a great way to start off this Friday the 13th!     You ladies are a really bad influence...  I'll change it temporarily because this is seriously cracking me up, but I can't bring myself to use that whole term.      LOL I still can't believe I picked that username.   I was laughing about it yesterday while reading on my phone and my friend asked what I was laughing at and I couldn't dare tell her...   Can you imagine?  "Well, I have this book club...  and I made up this username...  and it means "SF" (then I'd have to explain in depth) and the girls called me out on it and we laughed and laughed"...   then she would be like "What kind of book club are you a member of where its ok to talk about "SF"" (with big shocked eyes like these  )   

I was just thinking...   maybe if one of the mods could erase all the posts that quote that username I'll leave it "shifel" forever just for us all to have daily shnuggets & giggles.    Then only those of us "in the know" would know what it means and nobody would be mistakenly thinking I was sick and twisted.     Did I mention I am a prude in real life? 

I feel bad that you've changed your name again - though I do like your new one. 
 

I've only read one KA book and that was Knight, I could just about stomach the 'daddy' nonsense

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I love KA especially The Rock Chick series.
But I also loved Knight and I had several ovary explosions while reading, especially when he wanted Anya to call him "Daddy"!! 

Honestly sometimes I read over the day's posts and think 'if I was an outsider reading this page (without any back story) what the hell would I think?!" or trying to explain how we all got here... I just laugh and shake my head as we really are unexplainable, it's a case of having to be in it to  get it.   

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Yes we are unexplainable but I would not have it any other way    .  In all seriousness you ladies are the best.  I have never seen a group of woman on a chat board that mess together so well. 

As for written,  Yeah so not going to read that.  Sounds just to " Out of this world" for me. 

My hubby's giving me such a strange look as I just wh0re moaned thinking of Nathan which then got my thinking of a manwich with Caleb and Nathan - I'm seriously thinking I might have to go see a shrink for this obsession soon. 
I totally agree with you hun - I love how we don't really have to censor our dirty minds/thoughts/jokes etc (which is a god send for me  ) and we can turn an innocent comment or subject (like Kim's username  ) into something more. 
I'm with you hun, I'm definitely not reading "Written" as it sounds a bit too strange and that's saying something when I say that. 


Okay my lovelies I'll talk to you all sometime Sunday as tomorrow is my daughters 15th birthday. 
God, I feel old now saying that. 

Ok,  Caleb and nathan who?  Dirty Minds/thoughts/jokes?,  Who us??  Never    Happy Birthday to your daughter 

Okay my lovelies I'll talk to you all sometime Sunday as tomorrow is my daughters 15th birthday. 
God, I feel old now saying that. 

Isn't the saying 'you're as old as the man you're feeling'? And so in your case it'd be...?  to Loopy Jr..

Ok,  Caleb and nathan who?  Dirty Minds/thoughts/jokes?,  Who us??  Never    Happy Birthday to your daughter 

Caleb and Nathan Followill from Kings of Leon...I went to see them on Wednesday but unfortunately there was no manwich...excuse me I had to wipe the drool from my keyboard.

Yes we are unexplainable but I would not have it any other way    .  In all seriousness you ladies are the best.  I have never seen a group of woman on a chat board that mess together so well. 

As for written,  Yeah so not going to read that.  Sounds just to " Out of this world" for me. 

  wouldn't change it for anything...apart from a Caleb and Nathan manwich..